How would you book a Ruvev/Lana wedding?

[Bo Rida]

Lana makes a big point of Rusev being her fiancé and as this is wrestling it makes sense for them to have an in-ring ceremony.

So how would you book their big day?

[Deleted]

All four sides of the ring are covered in giant flags so we just seeing varying shots of that and hear the dialogue. No one interrupts.

[taker1990]

I'd object and Lana leaves with me.

[Modern Day Maharaja]

Rusev wears his ring gear cause he's f***ing Rusev and one by one, have his previous fallen enemies (Swagger, Ziggler, Titus, Lucha Dragons) try come out to interrupt and have Rusev just kick each and every one of them down and resume the wedding like nothing ever happened after each superstar goes down. Have Rusev destroying people for about 20 minutes. End wedding with massive Bulgaria flag drop from the ceiling while Rusev has one foot on his fallen enemies in a pile while he kisses Lana.

[YAKMAN is ICHIBAN]

First off the right thing to do would have been to have Lana outright turn on Ziggler and for Rusev to propose in the ring in an inverted Macho Man/Elizabeth deal

[Push R Truth]

The Priest rips off a Mission-Impossible style mask revealing that the Priest is Kurt Angle. Then the best man rips off his mask to reveal he's Hulk Hogan. Then the Rusev rips off his mask to reveal he's been Mr America this whole time. Then Lana rips off her wedding dress to reveal a Red-White-and-Blue Bikini.

[Sephiroth]

The problem is it would probably necessitate a face turn. Wrestling wedding ceremonies are always used so a heel can interrupt it.

[Back to being Cenanuff]

I say for the first time in the history of professional wrestling, they have an actual wedding that goes off without a hitch...except backstage, Teddy Long has a heart attack after Kane pops up through the floor boards, and Matt Hardy jumps at Edge...followed by Jeff Hardy jumping at Matt, because continuity.

"Brother Nero...I knew you'd come."

[Deleted]

Same drive-thru chapel that HHH & Steph used.

[Big Poppa Pumpkin]

Lana wears a beautiful dress and it somehow ends with Rusev beating the everloving shit out of the New Day and Sami Zayn

[Allie Kitsune]

Something involving throwing Dead Fish at people.

And Rusev's theme plays nonstop the entire time.

[bearned]

I'm imagining something like his Wrestlemania entrance only with more tanks and artillery. Plus Rusev should CRUSH someone whilst wearing his suit, that would be awesome.

[Jobes]

Exactly the way that they're booking it. On Total Divas.

[Deleted]

Rusev has wedding day jitters and hangs out with various members of the locker room, trying to gather the courage necessary to say yes.

Full on sitcom mode and it somehow ends with Undertaker taping his fists, not in anger, but before officiating the wedding.

[häšhtå.gdālėÿ]

As batshit insane as humanly possible.... Horses, donkeys, dancers, people in bear suits, a giant vodka fountain, the Million Dollar Man, Rusev and Lana's families, human cakes, and R-Truth confusing the event for something else.

[edgestar]

Rusev wears the same exact style tuxedo, that Macho Man wore, including the hat

[mrbananagrabber]

"And immediately after Raw, the wedding night only on the WWE Network."

[Big Bad Kahuna]

Lana wears Lita's dress from the Kane (or was it Edge?) wedding around 2006

End

[Hit Girl]

Rusev: "I....Rusev.....take sweet and sexy Lana.....to be my wife. To have and to hold....and to do other things that men in crowd wish they could do......for better....which I am....and for worse....for richer.....very richer.....and for poorer....I guess....in sickness....but not too sick.....and in health....to love....to cherish....to obey.....no not obey because no man obey women.....till death us do part"

[Hickster]

1. Nikita Koloff walks Lana down the aisle.

2. Summer Rae objects, and says Ru Ru.

3. Rusev calls her Hot Summer.

As long as those things happen I'll be happy.