And Eee
Tommy Wiseau
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Post by And Eee on Jul 20, 2016 2:53:38 GMT -5
East is east, and west is west and the long road I have chose, Let's go where you keep on wrestling those Baron Cordin and lucha dos and something and lucha and buttons and bows
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Jul 20, 2016 2:57:23 GMT -5
"Hey hey, do that lucha thing!"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2016 3:26:46 GMT -5
The way he ran off yelling made me think it just might be a gimmick thing, where he's just really hyper and can't form his thoughts into words. He might as well have that gimmick after tonight. It'd be something other than mask/lucha/heart/passion, and it would excuse his lack of promo skills. This will end with another damn Tourette's gimmick, isn't it? LUCHA! PISS! LUCHA! ASSSSSSSSS PISSSSS IN THE ASSSSSSSS LUCHA!
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jul 20, 2016 4:31:45 GMT -5
I want it to be his new catchphrase. "GODDAMNIT, WOO! IT'S KALISTO LADIES AND GENTS!"
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Lt. Palumbo
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Jul 20, 2016 4:43:09 GMT -5
I love that he ran off whooping like a maniac.
"That'll cover it, right? Yeah, it's fine. WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP"
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jul 20, 2016 4:44:15 GMT -5
I love that he ran off whooping like a maniac. "That'll cover it, right? Yeah, it's fine. WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP" Kalisto to start working a Dr. Zoidberg gimmick?
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Jul 20, 2016 4:51:16 GMT -5
Dammit, Kalisto.
All these years and I still haven't mastered the Steinerian art of doing someone an egg. Now, how am I supposed to find the time to do that and learn how to make a good lucha thing?
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Post by berlynwright on Jul 20, 2016 5:15:18 GMT -5
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jul 20, 2016 5:26:55 GMT -5
you never go full Jumpin' Jeff Farmer!
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jul 20, 2016 5:36:51 GMT -5
I love that he ran off whooping like a maniac. "That'll cover it, right? Yeah, it's fine. WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP" Kalisto to start working a Dr. Zoidberg gimmick? Madlibs and I give Kalisto's new Zoidberg gimmick a perfect 10.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jul 20, 2016 5:37:11 GMT -5
Behold, FAN's new meme overlord. Looks like the rumored gimmick of him being a flaming gay hairdresser wasn't a bad idea right about now.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2016 5:39:48 GMT -5
Behold, FAN's new meme overlord. Looks like the rumored gimmick of him being a flaming gay hairdresser wasn't a bad idea right about now. With how bad on the mic Kalisto is I think if told to be flaming gay he'd start drinking a Budlight talking about how his wife has nice titties.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jul 20, 2016 5:48:23 GMT -5
Behold, FAN's new meme overlord. Looks like the rumored gimmick of him being a flaming gay hairdresser wasn't a bad idea right about now. With how bad on the mic Kalisto is I think if told to be flaming gay he'd start drinking a Budlight talking about how his wife has nice titties. Well, they are nice. But seriously, this promo is the most people talked about him since winning the US title and crashing through a ladder ass first. And since the current hot thing is embracing the camp and the bad (I'm looking at you, Hardys), Hyperactive Kalisto will become a thing.
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Pushed to the Moon
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Tony Schiavone in Disguise
Working myself into a shoot
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Jul 20, 2016 5:51:47 GMT -5
The scream at the end was incredible!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2016 5:58:41 GMT -5
I was already laughing my ass off when he started it off with the f***ing Shockmaster line, then he goes and completely botches Baron Corbin's name and leaves grunting like a dying bird. GO BACK TO CATCH WRESTLING!
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Post by slappy on Jul 20, 2016 6:01:55 GMT -5
Kalisto doesn't get hyped. He stays hyped.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2016 6:29:39 GMT -5
Kalisto to start working a Dr. Zoidberg gimmick? Madlibs and I give Kalisto's new Zoidberg gimmick a perfect 10. And then Vince will be all "Dammit, Kalisto, if you want to do a Curly impression, throw some 'nyuk nyuk nyuk's in there as well!"
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Post by Sparvid on Jul 20, 2016 10:08:40 GMT -5
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Post by Chainsaw on Jul 20, 2016 10:12:27 GMT -5
I have not laughed so much in a long time! Cesaro took the opportunity and made it his, then you have Kalisto just blow it in epic proportions. Hilarious stuff! Guess who gets buried and guess who gets pushed. I feel bad for Kalisto, I really do. He's a talented guy, and he's been getting shit on a lot lately. This didn't help.
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Jul 20, 2016 10:15:54 GMT -5
This is the Luger promo of this generation
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