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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jul 20, 2016 10:19:01 GMT -5
Lesson learned - losing your promo? Just say 'woo' and run the f*** out of frame.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jul 20, 2016 10:19:36 GMT -5
I can't wait to see him do that... that... lucha... thing....
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Jul 20, 2016 10:50:57 GMT -5
At least he is taking the Lucha Thing in stride lol
That will be the new saying for anything I don't understand for now on
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2016 10:53:29 GMT -5
So many people were drafted by that point that I'm not convinced that they didn't put Kalisto out there specifically to watch him eat it. There were enough guys who can talk that they could have pulled aside but they went with the guy who statistically has never cut a good promo.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2016 11:25:32 GMT -5
Haven't seen it yet in person but I'm already giggling at "make a good lucha thing".
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Post by government mule on Jul 20, 2016 11:42:39 GMT -5
This is why I still enjoy wrestling. So bad, its good.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2016 11:45:49 GMT -5
Lesson learned - losing your promo? Just say 'woo' and run the f*** out of frame. Is there any other time we've seen a wrestler run away from his own promo?
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jul 20, 2016 11:49:33 GMT -5
Lesson learned - losing your promo? Just say 'woo' and run the f*** out of frame. It was either that or an awkward jig.
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Post by StuntGranny® on Jul 20, 2016 11:55:55 GMT -5
Even Jumpin' Jeff Farmer thinks Kalisto is one of the shittiest promos of all-time.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2016 12:06:37 GMT -5
Saw it. Loved it.
He's gonna shock the world against Baron Corey and, uh, make, make, uh, a good lucha...
I want him to cut unscripted promos every week.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jul 20, 2016 12:08:19 GMT -5
Can we use this as evidence in the future for people that want to ditch all scripted promos (Note: I am not saying that everyone needs a script... but some people most certainly do.)
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Jul 20, 2016 14:40:40 GMT -5
Can we use this as evidence in the future for people that want to ditch all scripted promos (Note: I am not saying that everyone needs a script... but some people most certainly do.) But but what about the natural flow and his ohh so witty charm WWE writers can't bring to life F*** that noise give him a scripted promo until the end of time
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Jul 20, 2016 14:55:31 GMT -5
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jul 20, 2016 15:10:08 GMT -5
It's like somebody gave him a script that was fill-in-the-blank like Mad Libs and he couldn't come up with the answers on the fly. As a result you get 30 seconds of sentence fragments and stammering.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2016 15:29:37 GMT -5
It's like somebody gave him a script that was fill-in-the-blank like Mad Libs and he couldn't come up with the answers on the fly. As a result you get 30 seconds of sentence fragments and stammering. It's like I said ____________________(Thing you've never said)
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jul 20, 2016 17:28:15 GMT -5
Actually the more I think of it, the more he sounds like Chris Farley trying to sell brake pads in Tommy Boy.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2016 17:34:24 GMT -5
Actually the more I think of it, the more he sounds like Chris Farley trying to sell brake pads in Tommy Boy. Well, they both said goddammit after they derailed.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2016 18:11:32 GMT -5
This must be what Macho Man was going on about when he'd say "do the thing". "DO DUH T'ING, TA-TANK-ER! DO DUH T'ING!" Mach, I love ya...what the hell are you talking about?
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Jul 20, 2016 20:21:05 GMT -5
And as far as this championship match is considered son, I don't give a damn if it's Davey Boy Smith or Shawn Michaels, Steve Austin's time has come, and when I get that shot you're looking at the next WWF Champion.
And that's the bottom line, because I'm gonna make a good...good...Ston...Stone Cold thing..... gahh daghhh.....WOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on Jul 20, 2016 20:23:48 GMT -5
They need to rename his finisher That Lucha Thing.
*Shamelessly stolen from John Pollock*
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