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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Aug 6, 2016 10:04:45 GMT -5
Either when he was alive or as a ghost eating Mrs. Pell's Fishsticks.
Oh yes they're even better when you're dead!
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Aug 6, 2016 10:31:59 GMT -5
He was in WWE already. He teamed up with Adam Rose, bud.
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer
555-BONE
FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Aug 6, 2016 10:51:32 GMT -5
He'd wear Earthquake's singlet and have horrible fat cleavage.
His name would be mudslide.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Aug 6, 2016 10:54:09 GMT -5
This would most likely happen during every pre-taped promo session.
(Language Warning)
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Aug 6, 2016 11:11:55 GMT -5
He'd get future endeavored for showing up drunk on Paul Masson wine
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 6, 2016 11:27:59 GMT -5
Orson Welles announcing a modern show while drinking a case of wine would be amazing
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2016 11:36:35 GMT -5
A segment with Kane.
Seriously, I'm the first person to mention this? Geez.
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Post by thegame415 on Aug 6, 2016 11:39:46 GMT -5
I'd put him on creative.
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Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Aug 6, 2016 11:42:20 GMT -5
Could have been a Paul Heyman-esque promo and storyteller. I think Welles's biggest gift was as an engaging performer and storyteller.
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Aug 6, 2016 11:50:25 GMT -5
But is the Third Man? Who's side is he on?
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Post by BorneAgain on Aug 6, 2016 11:51:44 GMT -5
WWE Producer: We just need one more take from you Mr. Welles.
Welles: Why, what was wrong with the last one?
WWE Producer: Um, you did that VO spot very well, but you need to have the phrase "Team" before the name "Rhodes Scholars".
Welles: Why that doesn't make any sense. Everyone knows they're a team already, why you would then have to have the word in front of it? I'm sorry there's no known reason to have a duo called Rhodes Scholars have an unnecessary "team" added to their moniker. Get me a jury and show me how the name "Team Rhodes Scholars" works and I'll- I'll make cheese for you. That's just idiotic, if you'll forgive me my saying so. That's just stupid, "Team Rhodes Scholars"; I'd love to know how you have "Team" in that name. Impossible! Meaningless!
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Post by sternrogers01 on Aug 6, 2016 11:51:46 GMT -5
In the ring with La Resistance..
MUHAH, THE FRENCH
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
Celestial Princess in Exile.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Aug 6, 2016 11:57:53 GMT -5
Either when he was alive or as a ghost eating Mrs. Pell's Fishsticks. Oh yes they're even better when you're dead! That's the first thing that came to your mind when you saw "Orton's Wellness"? |
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Aug 6, 2016 11:58:48 GMT -5
Either when he was alive or as a ghost eating Mrs. Pell's Fishsticks. Oh yes they're even better when you're dead! That's the first thing that came to your mind when you saw "Orton's Wellness"? Haha probably subconsciously yes! |
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Aug 6, 2016 12:02:55 GMT -5
WWE Producer: We just need one more take from you Mr. Wells. Welles: Why, what was wrong with the last one? WWE Producer: Um, you did that VO spot very well, but you need to have the phrase "Team" before the name "Rhodes Scholars". Welles: Why that doesn't make any sense. Everyone knows they're a team already, why you would then have to have the word in front of it. I'm sorry there's no known reason to have a duo called Rhodes Scholars have an unnecessary "team" added to their moniker. Get me a jury and show me how the name "Team Rhodes Scholars" works and I'll- I'll make cheese for you. That's just idiotic, if you'll forgive me my saying so. That's just stupid, "Team Rhodes Scholars"; I'd love to know how you have "Team" in that name. Impossible! Meaningless! Welles: Hunter Hearst Helmsley. See it's grammatically correct, but it's tough on the ears. WWE Producer: Take out,"Hunter"." Welles: Hearst Helmsley...this is a bunch of shit, you know that? |
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Aug 6, 2016 12:21:16 GMT -5
Could have been a Paul Heyman-esque promo and storyteller. I think Welles's biggest gift was as an engaging performer and storyteller. "So if you should find shaving cream smears on your window, or there is a knock at your door and there is no one there, it's not Martians-it's just my client, Brock Lesnar, playing a prank on you." |
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Aug 6, 2016 13:18:32 GMT -5
Debuts in 1992 under the ring name Unicron, attempts to eat Max Moon.
Nobody is able to defeat him until the Hot Rod powers up and becomes Rodimus Piper.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Aug 6, 2016 13:21:40 GMT -5
Debuts in 1992 under the ring name Unicron, attempts to eat Max Moon. Nobody is able to defeat him until the Hot Rod powers up and becomes Rodimus Piper. You got the touch...you got the powerrrrrrrrrrrr. YEAH! |
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Post by Crow Dust on Aug 6, 2016 13:51:16 GMT -5
He'd get future endeavored for showing up drunk on Paul Masson wine "Isn't Renee supposed to do something?" |
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Particularly fond of muffins.
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Post by FinalGwen on Aug 6, 2016 13:56:35 GMT -5
Vince thinks he's Oscar Wilde, gets mad at him for cutting his hair.
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