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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Aug 7, 2016 22:23:15 GMT -5
I heard Joe Neglia made his last ban via FedEx while the poster was laid up in a hospital bed. |
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Aug 7, 2016 22:27:28 GMT -5
One unnamed mod broke up with Russell Westbrook via text.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Aug 7, 2016 22:29:30 GMT -5
Cornfed was actually raised on wheat.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Aug 7, 2016 22:31:22 GMT -5
Cornfed was actually raised on wheat. Aw, sonofabitch |
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Aug 7, 2016 23:27:18 GMT -5
FAN has still yet to pay me. >:l
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Aug 7, 2016 23:58:26 GMT -5
I frequently report to FAN pantsless.
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Aug 8, 2016 0:10:00 GMT -5
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Aug 8, 2016 0:14:37 GMT -5
I heard a moderator was stalking female members.
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Post by cageking666 on Aug 8, 2016 2:05:05 GMT -5
Based on the latest pony thread, there seems to be a bias against bears *glares at Lupin the Third |
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Aug 8, 2016 5:22:15 GMT -5
@supersweetbotch took a dump on my desk. *WITHOUT* filling out the proper paperwork.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Aug 8, 2016 6:10:22 GMT -5
The word on the street is
[an injunction from the national Supreme Court of Val Verde has prevented the rest of this post being displayed. Have a nice day]
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ICBM
King Koopa
Didn't know we did status updates here now
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Post by ICBM on Aug 8, 2016 6:26:26 GMT -5
HR is trying to find grounds to fire me after I got hurt again.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Aug 8, 2016 9:07:04 GMT -5
Word on the street is that the mods have hidden webcams set up in the FAN restrooms.
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 8, 2016 9:15:54 GMT -5
Based on the latest pony thread, there seems to be a bias against bears *glares at Lupin the ThirdNot my fault Stephen Colbert has opened my eyes to the threat of bears.  |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Aug 8, 2016 9:51:34 GMT -5
there's nothing unprofessional about not liking bears.
There is unprofessionalism in insulting the majestic Platypuses.
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Post by Cyno on Aug 8, 2016 9:54:02 GMT -5
I heard the FAN has a "Feast or Fired" competition where 3 of the competitors become mods and the fourth gets permanently banned, based purely on random chance.
This seems like a really unreliable way to select moderators. One has to wonder how many good posters got banned just for having bad luck.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Aug 8, 2016 10:22:57 GMT -5
FAN no-sold my finisher.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Aug 8, 2016 10:24:41 GMT -5
@supersweetbotch took a dump on my desk. *WITHOUT* filling out the proper paperwork. Like a boss. |
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Aug 8, 2016 10:25:21 GMT -5
I was given a five year registration deal, they pay me for 156,000 posts a year, but they've only used me for maybe 17,000.
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Aug 8, 2016 10:32:36 GMT -5
True Story. The Mods all kicked Platypus out of the Mod Locker Room. When he went and got a new one, the rest of the Mods just moved into it.
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