mrbananagrabber
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Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Aug 9, 2016 18:52:24 GMT -5
Without exception, Goldust and R-Truth are the worst things going in WWE. Their purpose in life seems to be wasting time in excruciatingly bad skits (the sort of toe-curling, awful shit that makes you question why you still watch wrestling).
They've spent the last three weeks chasing Pokemon, despite clearly having no idea how the game actually works. The matches they have are filler bullshit and they don't even good chemistry together. In a "New Era", why the f*** are these two still getting screen time?
So yes. The worst thing in WWE right now. There can't be anything worse, can there?
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Aug 9, 2016 18:53:11 GMT -5
R-Truth is still dope, f*** what y'all talking about.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2016 18:54:15 GMT -5
Shining. Stars.
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Aug 9, 2016 18:54:58 GMT -5
R-Truth is still dope, f*** what y'all talking about. He's been appalling for about five years. His heel turn was fantastic, after that he's been a complete waste of time. |
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JCBaggee
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Post by JCBaggee on Aug 9, 2016 18:55:03 GMT -5
May not be having more matches than Golden Truth, but they aren't doing Pokemon Go skits and hanging out with Scooby-Doo. |
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Aug 9, 2016 18:55:35 GMT -5
Ooh, now. That is a good counter. |
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Aug 9, 2016 18:55:59 GMT -5
R-Truth is still dope, f*** what y'all talking about. He's been appalling for about five years. His heel turn was fantastic, after that he's been a complete waste of time. Nah brah. #GiveTruthaBone |
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Pushed to the Moon
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Tony Schiavone in Disguise
Working myself into a shoot
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Aug 9, 2016 19:01:25 GMT -5
What was he talking about with the flies in the van?
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 9, 2016 19:01:38 GMT -5
Make Darren Young Still Suck Again
Why, oh why couldn't it have been "Make Jack Swagger Great Again". Would have fit with the America thing, Swagger actually being a former World Champ and him being a great wrestler with nothing to do who needs a manager because he's highly suspect on the mic.
I'd put Darren back with Titus. They really work as a tag team. I can't believe how much I like them as a tag and think they suck out loud solo.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 9, 2016 19:02:47 GMT -5
Make Darren Young Still Suck Again Why, oh why couldn't it have been "Make Jack Swagger Great Again" Make Darren Young Suck Slightly Less? |
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Perd
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Post by Perd on Aug 9, 2016 19:03:41 GMT -5
I had a response all ready to go. But I just saw the commercial for Cheez-It Sandwich Crackers and forgot what I was going to say.
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Post by Grand Papillon "The Banker" on Aug 9, 2016 19:05:22 GMT -5
Ross Mendes is still employed and training for a comeback. Goldust and Truth have had periods of their career that were enjoyable.
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Post by mysterydriver on Aug 9, 2016 19:40:07 GMT -5
I don't know...they might just be
The hottest thing since a bowl of grits.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2016 19:45:55 GMT -5
They're not on TV enough to be the worst thing.
Now, if they were, absolutely, they're garbage.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Aug 9, 2016 19:47:10 GMT -5
Golden Truth can do no wrong in my eyes. We got Breezango from them by accident so there's that
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Aug 9, 2016 19:50:01 GMT -5
I liked the first 2 or so Pokemon Go skits, but then they kept doing it. Then it started affecting matches. Then it became overdone. And now I don't even like to see Goldust anymore, who has always been one of "my guys" in wrestling. Yeah, they're pretty up there.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Aug 9, 2016 22:32:48 GMT -5
WHEN WE SAY UCE
YA'LL SAY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Post by xCompackx on Aug 9, 2016 23:03:11 GMT -5
Make Darren Young Still Suck Again Why, oh why couldn't it have been "Make Jack Swagger Great Again". Would have fit with the America thing, Swagger actually being a former World Champ and him being a great wrestler with nothing to do who needs a manager because he's highly suspect on the mic. I'd put Darren back with Titus. They really work as a tag team. I can't believe how much I like them as a tag and think they suck out loud solo. It's weird how this is the second time they've tried a Darren Young vs. Titus O'Neil feud and it's not working this time either. What's the point? Sure, both guys were doing absolutely f*** all before this, but at least they were entertaining as a team. Not to mention that Darren has unfortunately fallen into the trap of having a manager who's way more entertaining than he is. |
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RIHT
Hank Scorpio
Wanted a title with "YOU'RE WELCOME!"
Close enough.
Hey-yo.
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Post by RIHT on Aug 9, 2016 23:05:56 GMT -5
Eh, it should be obvious they can't capture the magic that was Booker T & Goldust. R-Truth can still do funny stuff, and Goldust would have better worked as a humble veteran looking for one last run, but WWE took way too long with this team to start it. Plus, they aren't winning the titles any time soon if at all. Kind of a waste + some bad writing.
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Post by Rocky Raccoon on Aug 9, 2016 23:35:24 GMT -5
He's been appalling for about five years. His heel turn was fantastic, after that he's been a complete waste of time. Nah brah. #GiveTruthaBone I wiiiish I could be with ya on this one. Heel Truth is quite possibly my favorite wrestling character of all time and it hurts me to watch him now. |
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