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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2016 17:24:06 GMT -5
As you can see a serious of unfortunate events are happening to Eva preventing her from wrestling. What's next? A cold? A personal emergency? PISS!?
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Post by James Fabiano on Aug 10, 2016 17:30:51 GMT -5
Ring announcer stops pronouncing her name properly.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Aug 10, 2016 17:31:33 GMT -5
Wrestling license revoked.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Aug 10, 2016 17:38:30 GMT -5
Her announcer never announcers her so how's she sypposed to know when to enter
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Post by Dave the Dave on Aug 10, 2016 17:40:05 GMT -5
Contact lenses pops out
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2016 17:46:37 GMT -5
Two words: Anal bleeding.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2016 17:47:37 GMT -5
Abducted by ninjas.
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Pushed to the Moon
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Aug 10, 2016 17:50:24 GMT -5
Her jacket button gets stuck and her hand slips off and pokes herself in the eye while pulling too hard trying to undo it.
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Post by the2ndevil on Aug 10, 2016 17:54:27 GMT -5
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Post by canal on Aug 10, 2016 17:54:36 GMT -5
Rory Fox
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Post by taker1990 on Aug 10, 2016 18:00:52 GMT -5
The apron literally becomes All Red Everything.
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Aug 10, 2016 18:23:20 GMT -5
I second this as a serious answer. |
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Post by Hassan bin Sober on Aug 10, 2016 18:24:31 GMT -5
Will claim she is on her period and has a red spot so needs to change. Nobody will be able to say for sure if she is lying or not.
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Post by Corre.222 on Aug 10, 2016 18:27:02 GMT -5
She went to Malaysia to purchase Malaysian Slaves
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Post by fortknox on Aug 10, 2016 18:30:26 GMT -5
She just had her period.
#AllRedEverything
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2016 18:36:37 GMT -5
I believe tummy ache or wwe could think outside the box and have her have a flare up of gout and spend the rest of the telecast educating the universe on the subject.
She could also come down with Polio.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 10, 2016 18:37:02 GMT -5
Going down in an airplane?
Fried getting suntanned?
Falling in a cement mixer full of quicksand?
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Post by jagilki on Aug 10, 2016 18:38:10 GMT -5
*Eva's long drawn out cool entrance*
*Eva get's in Ring*
Announcer: "And now, Eva Maries Partner. Nattie Neidhart!"
*Eva Marie Runs away*
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Post by floundertime on Aug 10, 2016 18:47:51 GMT -5
Attacked backstage
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Aug 10, 2016 18:50:10 GMT -5
I'm guessing a stomach virus is next.
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