FAN 24/7 Hardcore Title

[No Longer a Produceman]

*Eric Bischoff comes down to the FAN corporate offices with a briefcase in his hand. Produceman is scrubbing the floors with a toothbrush when he accidentally bumps into Eric.*

Eric: Why don't you watch where the hell you're going. You made me drop my briefcase you jackass.

Produceman: I'm very sorry Mr. Bischoff. Say, what's in that briefcase that so important?

Eric: Not that it matters to a peasant like you, but it so happens to be the brand-new FAN 24/7 Hardcore Title. I am here to present it to the mods so that they can bestow it upon the greatest poster to be there Inaugural champion.

Produceman: do you think I might have a chance at ever being champion?

Eric: You? Not a chance in hell. Now get out of my way.

Produceman: oh yeah? I'll show you! You'll see!

*Produceman jabs Eric in the eye with his toothbrush, opens the briefcase, and takes the hardcore title, running away like a little girl*

Eric: Stop that man! He stole the title!

Steven Richards: Stop that man! He stole my catchphrase!

New champion: Produceman

[DragonMasterP]

While running, Produceman is smacked in the face by a chair swung by..... Crash Holly! He makes the pin and wins the Hardcore championship! The Houdini of Hardcore has done it again!

[Giul T.]

Crash Holly takes a moment to look at himself in the velt' s shine and turns into a CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL. Bradshaw covers for the 3!

[SAJ Forth]

Haku attempts to enter, but since everyone wants a chance, he's instead turned to fight bears.

[Deleted]

As Bradshaw rounds a corner he runs into Joey Styles!!! Who knocks him out again, DarkMyau sneaks past Joey while he is gloating and pins Bradshaw for the win!

CHAMPION: DARKMYAU

Kiss the ground Hollywood walks on brother!

[Deleted]

HA!

I'm Still the champ!! Unbeatable baby!!!!

[No Longer a Produceman]

Aug 27, 2016 7:04:10 GMT -5 @torgaddon said:

HA!

I'm Still the champ!! Unbeatable baby!!!!

Produceman nails Dark Myau with a botched razor's edge. Before he can go for the pin an enraged Rick Bogner nails Produceman with an even sloppier Razor's Edge and covers Myau for the 3!

New Champion: Rick Bogner

[Deleted]

Before Rick can return to Jim Cornette for more pointers he is hit by a crying, balding, fatass, screaming "ITS MINE!!!!"

Year later, Rick still has no idea what happened.

NEW CHAMPION: DARKMYAU

[Big Poppa Pumpkin]

While showering, DarkMyau slips on a wet bar of soap and falls onto his bathroom floor, the shower curtain comes down with him and lays draped over his supine body. A referee appears! The shoulders are down! 1...2..3!! IT'S OVER!

New champion: Shower curtain

[Deleted]

It took months of planning and waiting for my chance. I knew Shower Curtain would lets its guard down sooner or later.

And it finally did and I nailed it with teh best Jackknife powerbomb I could muster. A stunner and a rock bottom followed and I finished my deadliest rival since Demented with 7 flying elbow drops.

NEW CHAMPION: DARKMYAU

And my arm should be fully healed in about a month.

[No Longer a Produceman]

Produceman surprises Dark Myau with a superkick outta nowhere! Produceman goes for the pin!
...1!

...2!

...NO!!

The pin is broken up by Stevie Richards! Produceman eats a Stevie Kick that damn near takes his head off! Stevie pins him for the 3!

"I showed him!! He saw!!!"

Stevie runs away with the strap, cackling with glee.

New Champion: Stevie Richards

[Deleted]

Steven Richard is happily walking along admiring his new title when suddenly DarkMyau pins a TNA contract on his chest. Before he can react Bram attacks! Slipping past Bram as he is reading his new TNA contract Dark makes the pin!

NEW CHAMPION: DARKMYAU

Bram realises what has just happened, and is about to kill Dark, but notices a police officer. Being unable to let common sense win out, he attacks and ends up in jail again.

Yes John Gaburick visits him in jail.