Perd
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Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Aug 26, 2016 13:49:02 GMT -5
And Sable is wondering why all of a sudden Brock insists she wear a scarf to bed.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2016 13:54:31 GMT -5
Brock: "Chris, you either take me on a date, wine and dine me, then at the end of the night we hug(because I don't kiss on the first date), eventually things will get hot and heavy, after some time we'll recognize that this isn't some game, but undeniable true love, I'll propose to you with a freshly hunted grizzly bear corpse nearby, it'll be a beautiful event, we'll have some kids and they'll have kids, we'll live a happy life, we grow old and I die, you'll die shortly after because you can't stand losing me, our grandchildren will look back at this moment as what forged the path towards their creation... Or I'll kill you... Bitch."
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2016 13:55:06 GMT -5
Johnny Knockout: Alright, then what happened?
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Post by freeze Austin on Aug 26, 2016 14:00:24 GMT -5
I notice with every update, Brock gets more and more aggressively homoerotic. Pretty soon it's gonna be "MARRY ME OR DIE CHRIS" For such a noted homophobe, Brock sure does get homoerotic. It would not surprise me AT ALL if Brock had some secret urges like that. It's not uncommon for the most outspokenly homophobic people to act like that out of self-hate.
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Post by Andy Martin on Aug 26, 2016 14:03:18 GMT -5
Just get Cain Velasquez in there to sort Brock's ass out in the first round again and make it look like just another day at the office. Only if the event is at or near sea level, though.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Aug 26, 2016 14:06:21 GMT -5
With all of this Jericho malarkey, the embarrassment of the UFC wellness bust and the fact he gets special treatment in WWE where he doesn't have to test, the fact he's allowed to have blood in a match when the rest of the roster isn't, the part time schedule he has compared to their grind, I gotta wonder how popular he is with the rest of his WWE coworkers. One would assume there has to be some brewing resentment.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Aug 26, 2016 14:08:04 GMT -5
"I'll either f*** you or kill you."
And that's the story of how I married my first wife.
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Don Corleone
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Post by ZERO on Aug 26, 2016 14:08:06 GMT -5
All I'm wondering is if i could survive a session in bed with Brock Death by Snu-snu?
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Post by cageking666 on Aug 26, 2016 14:08:50 GMT -5
Between this Jericho malarkey, the embarrassment of the UFC welness bust and the fact he gets special treatment in WWE where he doesn't have to test, the fact he's allowed to have blood in a match when the rest of the roster isn't, the part time schedule he has compared to their grind, I gotta wonder how popular he is with the rest of his WWE coworkers. One would assume there has to be some brewing resentment. Ooh we could have a Murder Mystery on our hands!
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Aug 26, 2016 14:11:57 GMT -5
"I'll either f*** you or kill you." And that's the story of how I married my first wife. Ted Mosby is hardcore.
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Aug 26, 2016 14:13:29 GMT -5
All I'm wondering is if i could survive a session in bed with Brock ask Sable, since only her boobs cast a shadow when she's in profile
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2016 14:15:43 GMT -5
This boy Brock sounds like an anime villain.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Aug 26, 2016 14:17:32 GMT -5
All I'm wondering is if i could survive a session in bed with Brock Well, realistically, it doesn't seem to have put much of a dent in Sable, so either she's some kind of bionic woman, or you've got a shot.
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Aug 26, 2016 14:18:11 GMT -5
And cue the Y2J/Brock fanfics.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2016 14:18:28 GMT -5
Between this Jericho malarkey, the embarrassment of the UFC wellness bust and the fact he gets special treatment in WWE where he doesn't have to test, the fact he's allowed to have blood in a match when the rest of the roster isn't, the part time schedule he has compared to their grind, I gotta wonder how popular he is with the rest of his WWE coworkers. One would assume there has to be some brewing resentment. Reports came out a few weeks ago that guys were pissed at Lesnar's special treatment. I think it was either after Lesnar was busted and Reigns was shat on but you get that combined with the fact that reports apparently said they thought Jericho "was a badass for standing up to Lesnar" then yeah, they don't like him. I wonder if this factors into Lesnar squashing another backstage fav Ambrose. You get 2 of the guys leading the new school (Reigns and Ambrose) getting shit on by Lesnar and his politics, yeah...just nasty.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Aug 26, 2016 14:19:34 GMT -5
I want to see New Jack vs Brock Lesnar now. New Jack is probably one dude Brock doesn't want to mess with. lol Only if New Jack is carrying a gun on him, and even then, I'm putting my bets on Lesnar.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2016 14:22:16 GMT -5
I want to see New Jack vs Brock Lesnar now. New Jack is probably one dude Brock doesn't want to mess with. lol Only if New Jack is carrying a gun on him, and even then, I'm putting my bets on Lesnar. "No, no, if you shoot him you'll just make him angry." If they ever remake Blazing Saddles, Brock is clearly Mongo. "Never mind that shit, here comes the pain!"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2016 14:22:54 GMT -5
I want to see New Jack vs Brock Lesnar now. New Jack is probably one dude Brock doesn't want to mess with. lol Only if New Jack is carrying a gun on him, and even then, I'm putting my bets on Lesnar. New Jack doesn't need a gun, he just needs a trashcan full of weapons. If one of the weapons is a wooden boat then Lesnar gets pwned.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Aug 26, 2016 14:28:36 GMT -5
Only if New Jack is carrying a gun on him, and even then, I'm putting my bets on Lesnar. New Jack doesn't need a gun, he just needs a trashcan full of weapons. If one of the weapons is a wooden boat then Lesnar gets pwned. Sorry, thought we were talking legit stuff, not someone telling people to stand there and wait for an old, broken down New Jack to start hitting them with aluminum fry pans.
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Post by radiantsilvergun on Aug 26, 2016 14:32:35 GMT -5
Theres a fun lighthearted jab referring to this incident on Chris Jerichos Facebook, check it out and see if you can spot it! Can't post a screenshot right now unfortunately
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