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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Aug 26, 2016 21:50:04 GMT -5
If I've learned anything over the years of being a wrestling fan is that one thumb to the eye will stop a man dead in his tracks. Or, kick him in the dick. Dick kicks are the only way to take down Brock Lesnar. Just ask the Undertaker.
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Post by TheFadedSpade on Aug 26, 2016 22:01:45 GMT -5
Joke Post Well, what's funny is I saw this more detailed account at another website...
WHY DID I READ THIS LOL
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Aug 27, 2016 9:47:04 GMT -5
If I've learned anything over the years of being a wrestling fan is that one thumb to the eye will stop a man dead in his tracks. Or, kick him in the dick. Dick kicks are the only way to take down Brock Lesnar. Just ask the Undertaker. EAT? (well, he is undead...) SLEEP? (see above) KICK IN THE DICK REPEAT
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Aug 27, 2016 10:24:50 GMT -5
If I've learned anything over the years of being a wrestling fan is that one thumb to the eye will stop a man dead in his tracks. Or, kick him in the dick. Dick kicks are the only way to take down Brock Lesnar. Just ask the Undertaker. Eras of the Undertaker: Dead Man American Badass Undead Man Captain Cockpunch
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Post by DSR on Aug 27, 2016 10:55:38 GMT -5
(LANGUAGE WARNING)
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Post by MrElijah on Aug 27, 2016 13:22:24 GMT -5
Brock has a different set of 1004 holds in mind. Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla meets the Savage Brute o' Kama Sutra. Y2J: I'm the master of 1,004 sexual positions. Number 1, missionary, Number 2, Doggy Style, Number 3, Anal, Number 4, The Wheelbarrow........
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Aug 27, 2016 14:28:33 GMT -5
All I know is I can't wait for the 2016 in MS Paint thread. This year has been insane and there's going to be a lot of topics to use as inspiration.
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Post by Captain & Diet on Aug 27, 2016 16:06:27 GMT -5
Brock has a different set of 1004 holds in mind. Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla meets the Savage Brute o' Kama Sutra. Y2J: I'm the master of 1,004 sexual positions. Number 1, missionary, Number 2, Doggy Style, Number 3, Anal, Number 4, The Wheelbarrow........ ARMBAR
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Aug 27, 2016 17:47:58 GMT -5
If I've learned anything over the years of being a wrestling fan is that one thumb to the eye will stop a man dead in his tracks. Or, kick him in the dick. And it's double effective if you drop to your knees and beg for a time out.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Aug 28, 2016 20:57:07 GMT -5
Well. This is a whole load of crazy.
WWE are idiots for booking that finish and not telling people. Michael Hayes is an idiot for not telling Jericho afterwards. Lesnar is an idiot for threatening to kill Jericho and in all likelihood being willing to follow up on that. Jericho is a brave idiot for stepping up to Lesnar. Lesnar is an idiot for offering ten free shots, which if you know what you're doing (not that Jericho does, probably) is enough to finish anybody. Vince is an idiot for overseeing everything that led to this happening.
This is seriously WCW 2000 level crap. This, the emphasis of the Attitude Era/Ruthless Aggression dudes ahead of younger talent, the booking mistakes that they bash WCW for...What is going on? And even as a Lesnar fan post-drugs test, I'm starting to wonder why the hell they keep him around if they're not going to put any new guy over him.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Aug 28, 2016 21:01:55 GMT -5
Well. This is a whole load of crazy. WWE are idiots for booking that finish and not telling people. Michael Hayes is an idiot for not telling Jericho afterwards. Lesnar is an idiot for threatening to kill Jericho and in all likelihood being willing to follow up on that. Jericho is a brave idiot for stepping up to Lesnar. Lesnar is an idiot for offering ten free shots, which if you know what you're doing (not that Jericho does, probably) is enough to finish anybody. Vince is an idiot for overseeing everything that led to this happening. This is seriously WCW 2000 level crap. This, the emphasis of the Attitude Era/Ruthless Aggression dudes ahead of younger talent, the booking mistakes that they bash WCW for...What is going on? And even as a Lesnar fan post-drugs test, I'm starting to wonder why the hell they keep him around if they're not going to put any new guy over him. As much as I like Randy, even he's an idiot for agreeing to a finish where Brock (of ALL people) gets to open him up hardway.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Aug 29, 2016 1:55:58 GMT -5
Well. This is a whole load of crazy. WWE are idiots for booking that finish and not telling people. Michael Hayes is an idiot for not telling Jericho afterwards. Lesnar is an idiot for threatening to kill Jericho and in all likelihood being willing to follow up on that. Jericho is a brave idiot for stepping up to Lesnar. Lesnar is an idiot for offering ten free shots, which if you know what you're doing (not that Jericho does, probably) is enough to finish anybody. Vince is an idiot for overseeing everything that led to this happening. This is seriously WCW 2000 level crap. This, the emphasis of the Attitude Era/Ruthless Aggression dudes ahead of younger talent, the booking mistakes that they bash WCW for...What is going on? And even as a Lesnar fan post-drugs test, I'm starting to wonder why the hell they keep him around if they're not going to put any new guy over him. This was almost WWE's Scott Steiner/DDP moment where someone might have possibly gotten a thumb to the eye.
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Post by benstudd on Aug 29, 2016 2:18:22 GMT -5
Imagine his German Suplex applied multiple of times but no actual suplexes.
But you know, Brock is the Ultimate Bully but I kinda like it. If he starts murdering people and taking old ladies' groceries then I'll have a problem. But until then, let the shark be the shark.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2016 11:34:08 GMT -5
Well. This is a whole load of crazy. WWE are idiots for booking that finish and not telling people. Michael Hayes is an idiot for not telling Jericho afterwards. They usually don't tell people who aren't involved in the match what's going on. Hayes could have handled it better, true enough.
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Aug 29, 2016 11:41:54 GMT -5
Brock's no bully, he was just trying to calm Jericho down by suggesting they have rough, kinky gay sex. It's a perfectly valid way of resolving workplace disputes. Wouldn't be the first time a feud's ended like this.
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Post by Chris the Bambikiller on Aug 29, 2016 12:30:25 GMT -5
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