Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Sept 27, 2006 9:46:09 GMT -5
-Wake up
-Breathe in, breathe out remember to repeat this all day.
-Walk to mirror to check hair/make-up...... not forgetting to scratch your balls/arse
-Remember to breathe if greeted by a blue faced version of yourself.
-Sort hair with brush......... No........ the hair brush not your toothbrush.
-Urinate....... not stood at the sink.......
-Clean up urine from in front of the sink.
-Breathe your going blue again.
-Walk back to room.
-Get dressed......... breathe
-Wake up for the second time after passing out from lack of oxygen.
-Go downstairs and switch on the tv.
-Wake up at the bottom of the stairs, check for injurys...... none?... stand up and walk to the couch.
-Sit on couch....... switch on tv, avoid the falsely named Mtv, try all the channels until something good comes on.
-Wake up again, forgot to breathe again didnt we.
-Stand up, walk to the kitchen.............. cook something........... no not your pet.......... food from the fridge.
-Wake up due to the smell of something burning.......
-Run to phone..... ring for the fire brigade, exit the house with random pet under arm.
-Wait for fire to be put out.
-Appologise to firemen/women for calling them out for the third week in a row.
-Once the building is safe, go to bed.
-Repeat every other day.
get the feeling im bored s***less on a daily basis?....... mods.............if this breaks any rules please delete
-Breathe in, breathe out remember to repeat this all day.
-Walk to mirror to check hair/make-up...... not forgetting to scratch your balls/arse
-Remember to breathe if greeted by a blue faced version of yourself.
-Sort hair with brush......... No........ the hair brush not your toothbrush.
-Urinate....... not stood at the sink.......
-Clean up urine from in front of the sink.
-Breathe your going blue again.
-Walk back to room.
-Get dressed......... breathe
-Wake up for the second time after passing out from lack of oxygen.
-Go downstairs and switch on the tv.
-Wake up at the bottom of the stairs, check for injurys...... none?... stand up and walk to the couch.
-Sit on couch....... switch on tv, avoid the falsely named Mtv, try all the channels until something good comes on.
-Wake up again, forgot to breathe again didnt we.
-Stand up, walk to the kitchen.............. cook something........... no not your pet.......... food from the fridge.
-Wake up due to the smell of something burning.......
-Run to phone..... ring for the fire brigade, exit the house with random pet under arm.
-Wait for fire to be put out.
-Appologise to firemen/women for calling them out for the third week in a row.
-Once the building is safe, go to bed.
-Repeat every other day.
get the feeling im bored s***less on a daily basis?....... mods.............if this breaks any rules please delete
