canal
Samurai Cop
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Post by canal on Aug 26, 2016 13:42:57 GMT -5
Handsome guy who is there to be handsome. You know, your John Stamoses, your Ted McGinleys, your Rob Lowes. Obviously just there to be handsome.
Because that's the only reason Noam Dar is anywhere near this cruiserweight tournament. He's there to be handsome. Give him an "and starring..." credit to really sell this.
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Aug 26, 2016 13:44:08 GMT -5
Why would they need him in that role when Johnny Curtis fits it nicely?
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canal
Samurai Cop
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Post by canal on Aug 26, 2016 13:47:04 GMT -5
Why would they need him in that role when Johnny Curtis fits it nicely? Because Johnny Curtis has a gimmick. He's vaguely creepy and homoerotic and dances, somewhat. That ain't gonna play with middle America. We need a non-threatening handsome guy who is there to be handsome, that's it. If in the middle of his CWC profile talking head thing, Noam Dar looked into the camera and literally said "The reason I'm here...is because I'm very good looking", I would consider that a giant step in the best direction.. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Aug 26, 2016 13:50:10 GMT -5
He's in the tournament because he's one of the UK's biggest independent wrestlers.
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Aug 26, 2016 13:52:11 GMT -5
He's in the tournament because he's one of the UK's biggest independent wrestlers. He's not bad either. He is certainly handsome. |
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Post by The Last Hero on Aug 26, 2016 14:01:05 GMT -5
The Ryan Lochte of wrestling? Chyeah!
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Aug 26, 2016 14:10:27 GMT -5
Gnome Dar or riot.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2016 14:14:33 GMT -5
His gimmick is being the youngest wrestler in the cwc. Did you know he is the youngest wrestler in the cwc?
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Aug 26, 2016 14:15:02 GMT -5
Alexander's better-looking, there I said it.
So's Gallagher, but that might just be me.
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Post by Slanted and Enchanted on Aug 26, 2016 14:18:41 GMT -5
I think Dar will surprise a lot of people when he goes against ZSJ. That being said Ibushi is the best looking dude in the tourney.
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Post by mehmonster on Aug 26, 2016 14:22:08 GMT -5
Fabian Eichner.
Tall(er), muscular, bald, rugged but model like looks and probably bigger bulge than the other CWC guys. Not Sandow or Del Rio but still.
Woman's pick and surprised Stephen hasn't signed him personally.
"He's like a bald Dan Rodimer"
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 26, 2016 14:39:55 GMT -5
SRS Gay.  |
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mattyy
Unicron
holy moly its the big homie
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Post by mattyy on Aug 27, 2016 3:07:21 GMT -5
his jacket says "shades of cool", so i want him to be a wrestling lana del rey fan. like he shows up to raw in a flower crown with his sugar daddy. his titantron is just clips of scotland from the 1950's and he talks a lot about aesthetic.
tumblr will love it
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Post by moondoggie on Aug 27, 2016 3:16:26 GMT -5
Gimmick = Wrestling Tarzan
New name: Darzan
And he grunts and says: No....Am....Dar
To which people reply: Yes. You...Are...Dar
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2016 4:31:38 GMT -5
Someone really should get an 80's sitcom gimmick, like they walk down to the ring to the most none offensive music, while they're making their entrance they occasionally turn to the camera to pause and smile while a banner appears at the bottom of the screen that says STARRING (insert name.) Then they can add a laugh track to their backstage promos. Stuff like that. That definitely wouldn't kill a career.
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Post by Ricky Nightshade on Aug 27, 2016 4:37:27 GMT -5
Push the Dar Wars gimmick and have him be Poe Dameron. He feuds with Seth and Finn comes to save him wearing a Stormtrooper costume.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 27, 2016 4:45:13 GMT -5
Push the Dar Wars gimmick and have him be Poe Dameron. He feuds with Seth and Finn comes to save him wearing a Stormtrooper costume. Aren't you a little lame for a Stormtrooper? |
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Post by King Devitt: What Plants Crave on Aug 27, 2016 5:01:36 GMT -5
his jacket says "shades of cool", so i want him to be a wrestling lana del rey fan. like he shows up to raw in a flower crown with his sugar daddy. his titantron is just clips of scotland from the 1950's and he talks a lot about aesthetic. tumblr will love it "I f***ed my way up to the top.....this is my show..." |
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Post by AJ Smudgico on Aug 27, 2016 14:39:04 GMT -5
Me and a good mate have seen him perform on the UK circuit a lot
Both said he's destined for great things
There's a gimmick. Good cruiserweight wrestler
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keezy
Dennis Stamp
full time slacker
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Post by keezy on Aug 27, 2016 15:56:40 GMT -5
Vince will give him a Bay City Rollers gimmick.
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