So, Konnor officiated Sasha's wedding.

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

Right here.

If anybody has any objections, please RIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!

[Sicho100]

"HEY YO, MIK....Do you take this woman..."

[Dub H]

Did they have DESTRUCTION on the feast?

[edgestar]

It was Konnor's honor!

[taker1990]

I NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW PROOOOOONOUNCE YOU MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN AND WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFEEEEEEEEEE IN THIS WASTEEELAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!

[the2ndevil]

Aug 27, 2016 13:53:05 GMT -5 "Gentleman" AJ Powell said:

If anybody has any objections, please RIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!

I was brushing my teeth while reading this, and this nearly caused me to spit toothpaste on my computer from laughing.

[TWERKIN' MAGGLE]

Did they pay him in cheese cubes?

[Perd]

An enraged JBL coukd be heard opining about how Konnor didn't compare to Reverend Slick or Brother Love.

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

"Would you like some of the wedding cake?"

WE DINE ON DEVASTATION AND FEAST ON FEAR!

[Lupin the Third]

Dearly beloved,

WELCOME TO THE WASTELAND!!!!!!!!

[häšhtå.gdālėÿ]

Aug 27, 2016 15:22:48 GMT -5 Oh Cry Me a Screwball said:

"Would you like some of the wedding cake?"

WE DINE ON DEVASTATION AND FEAST ON FEAR!

Konnor does a lot of dining.

[Stu]

Somewhere, there's a mark who's baffled that the No. 1 woman in the company married a costume designer and their a wedding was officiated by a member of the Ascension and attended by Bo Dallas' sister.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

I pray that he did it in full on Ascension attire and Facepaint and no one questioned it.

[A Platypus Rave]

Aug 27, 2016 15:52:39 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

I pray that he did it in full on Ascension attire and Facepaint and no one questioned it.

While Viktor was next to him making faces

[keezy]

THIS WEDDING IS BETTER THAN THE WEDDINGS OF THE PAST! MACHO & LIZ? MORE LIKE WIMPO AND JIZ! OHHHH!

[Lazy peon]

Aug 27, 2016 15:45:03 GMT -5 Stu said:

Somewhere, there's a mark who's baffled that the No. 1 woman in the company married a costume designer and their a wedding was officiated by a member of the Ascension and attended by Bo Dallas' sister.

And is also confused as to why she wouldn't have the wedding live on Raw.

[Slanted and Enchanted]

Enzo's got so much game and Sasha was so into him that she got married to another dude in the very same week.

[MrElijah]

So he counted the pin fall?

[JCBaggee]

Weirdest part was when Vince came out and declared Konnor the new General Manager of Raw.

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Aug 27, 2016 16:19:40 GMT -5 JCBaggee said:

Weirdest part was when Vince came out and declared Konnor the new General Manager of Raw.

Even funnier considering the Ascension work on Tuesday nights.