Sheamus and Cesaro Best of Who Gives a Shit

[Mayonnaise]

What is this shit?! Sheamus, you'll lose two straight, then Cesaro you'll lose three and look like a total bitch and maybe Sheamus loses 4 straight to close it out! What great booking! And potential series sealing match 4 will be on an untelevised event.

This is the last thing Cesaro agreed to before he gets his release and goes off to do the Cody/Chris Hero/Drew Galloway thing right? Hell, even TNA is a better alternative to this shit.

[MGH]

My assumption is still that Cesaro will win this and get his title shot, so if the point of this was that why not go all out with it? Let him sweep Sheamus. Sheamus can recover from it because no one will remember he was on the losing end of it 2 months later. It would make Cesaro strong as hell to go fight Owens at one of the upcoming PPVs.

Instead we're getting .. this. I don't like this.

[Spider2024]

I fear that the stupidest thing will happen, Cesaro wins the next 3, only for Sheamus to win Match 7.

[TWERKIN' MAGGLE]

Me during this series:

[CuJ0 Will Keep Dancing]

With ADR being gone can we get someone to replace him with Cesaro in the infamous match graphics progression?

[Deleted]

I say just have Sheamus win on Wednesday, have Cesaro go away for a bit to wash the taint of that lopsided loss off of him, and then just never mention it again. This whole thing was completely stupid from the word go, what's the point of a best of seven with no clearly defined stakes between two guys who constantly fight anyway?

[xxshoyuweeniexx]

Cole: Due to a controversy in match seven, this series will be extended into a best of 11 series!

[Kevin Hamilton]

Yeah, what could hypothetically be an interesting back and forth they just went: 'nah, just gonna telegraph the rest of it'.

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

"Even TNA is a better alternative to this shit"

Hol up, I know we're frustrated but let's not start talking reckless, fam.

[häšhtå.gdālėÿ]

After Cesaro loses do a Mr. America rip-off.

Clearly Cesaro, but under a mask, Mr. Switzerland shows up as a SD exclusive talent. Mick and Steph go through all types of shenanigans to prove Captain Mr Switzerland is truly Cesaro.

[Deleted]

Whomever decided that Sheamus should be involved in a best of 7 series needs to be fired.

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

Hey, you sure this is a good idea

"Yeah. In seven matches, we gotta find somebody f***ing with Sheamus."

[Mayonnaise]

Sept 5, 2016 22:53:13 GMT -5 Magic knows Black Lives Matter said:

"Even TNA is a better alternative to this shit"

Hol up, I know we're frustrated but let's not start talking reckless, fam.

Hey, TV matches in a TNA without Dixie Carter while getting a bunch of indie work as well or Sheamus?

[superchamp]

This is the first full Raw I've seen in a couple of weeks, Cesaro alluded to a title opportunity - is the winner of this gunning for the Universal Title then, or is it vague and they could go after the US title? If Cesaro potentially gets a crack at a Main Event title match on a big show, then I'm quite invested in this

[Mayonnaise]

Sept 5, 2016 23:15:20 GMT -5 superchamp said:

This is the first full Raw I've seen in a couple of weeks, Cesaro alluded to a title opportunity - is the winner of this gunning for the Universal Title then, or is it vague and they could go after the US title? If Cesaro potentially gets a crack at a Main Event title match on a big show, then I'm quite invested in this

It started with both pissed about their draft spot and Foley putting them in a match against each other, that if the winner impressed him they would get a title shot. It took two matches but Cesaro won both and chose to face Rusev for the US Belt which Sheamus then cost him. That set up this Best of... with the winner getting a title shot but they never said which title.

[Paco]

Sept 5, 2016 22:44:24 GMT -5 Spider2024 said:

I fear that the stupidest thing will happen, Cesaro wins the next 3, only for Sheamus to win Match 7.

After Sheamus won Match 2, I knew they were redoing Magnum vs. Nikita.

Yup, that would be the outcome. Except that series made those two. I don't know what would happen in this case. Likely nothing.

[Deleted]

I don't want to watch the matches from now on, good job WWE. I don't care what the result is.

[häšhtå.gdālėÿ]

Fall seven ends up being a double pin, greatly confusing Mick Foley. Since they both "won" the best of seven series, they are granted a TAG TEAM TITLE SHOT! Team SheaSaro beat New Day for the Tag Team Champions.

They miscommunicate and lose the titles the following month, they immediately break up after, and they have a blood feud that carries them through WrestleMania.

$$$$

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

On the plus side, I get to dust off the rarely-seen "Acknowledged Non-TV" scoring multiplier.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Sept 5, 2016 22:49:26 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

I say just have Sheamus win on Wednesday, have Cesaro go away for a bit to wash the taint of that lopsided loss off of him, and then just never mention it again. This whole thing was completely stupid from the word go, what's the point of a best of seven with no clearly defined stakes between two guys who constantly fight anyway?

Actually there is a stake. The winner apparently gets a Future World Title Shot

Or is an idiot and cashes it in on the US Title again...