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Post by Fake Jesus on Sept 18, 2016 8:36:48 GMT -5
Karl Anderson pretends to rape Nikki Bella to death
Stephanie McMahon gives an inspirational speech to Zack Ryder and gets a racist gimmick
Nikki Bella tortures animals with Natalya's mother but is caught by the cops (PTSD is harsh I suppose)
Karl Anderson starts a gay tag team with Jim Cornette and bleeds to death
Mick Foley makes a porno with Sasha Banks and becomes an obsolete mule
Christian sucks up to a negro and gets a slave owner gimmick
Becky Lynch tweets nude pics of William Regal and becomes a monster heel
Luke Harper is cucked by John Cena's whole family and gets a Black Lives Matter gimmick
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 18, 2016 12:31:55 GMT -5
-Roman Reigns disrespects John Cena and JBL loves it
And the fans have a mixed reaction.
-Tamina powerbombs Charles Robinson to close Raw
What a way to end Raw.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Sept 18, 2016 15:16:28 GMT -5
Hideo Itami is disgusted by the side of JR's face that still works and joins The Authority. - Five Stars.
Brock Lesnar takes the virginity of Triple H & Steph's children but it doesn't get the job done. - I'm scared.
Jason Jordan seeks revenge against Kane and ends his career. - Honestly, SD could make this a great storyline.
Finn Balor switches gimmick with the Vaudevillains and ratings skyrocket. - I desperately want this now.
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on Sept 18, 2016 15:29:19 GMT -5
Big Show does a dark ritual to resurrect CM Punk so they form a tag team Local man ruins afterlife.
Bray Wyatt becomes best friends with Big Show and ratings plummet Local man ruins ratings.
Kofi Kingston twerks with Rhyno and JBL loves it Twerkin' maggle!
Chad Gable strips Lita to become General Manager of Raw And every other wrestling company, I'm sure.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Sept 18, 2016 16:29:10 GMT -5
Karl Anderson pretends to rape Nikki Bella to death Christian sucks up to a negro and gets a slave owner gimmick Christian's Malaysian slaves are jealous
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 19, 2016 14:50:53 GMT -5
-Vince McMahon farts on Rey Mysterio in the main event of WrestleMania
This was likely followed by some hearty laughter from Vince.
-Alberto Del Rio molests Brie Bella and has to fight Brock Lesnar as punishment
You just don't mess with a GM's wife.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2016 15:12:22 GMT -5
Luke Gallows molests Brock Lesnar on the toilet. Interesting return gimmick.
Alberto Del Rio runs over The Miz but nobody cares.
He can't get over by doing something so good? Poor guy.
Titus O'Neill teaches english to Asuka and ratings skyrocket NOOOOOOOOO!!
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Sept 19, 2016 16:03:37 GMT -5
Tyler Breeze commits a hate crime against Natalya's mother and wins the Warrior Award
Ric Flair gently kisses Big Dick Meltz in front of her children
Apollo Crews challenges Hornswoggle and becomes Chairman of the WWE
Finn Balor slaps Roman Reigns' daughter for the full 3 hours of Raw - new boom period
Alexa Bliss gets into a car accident which kills Jerry Lawler under the ring
Jimmy Uso tortures animals with Becky Lynch and becomes the first ever WWE Transexual Champion
R-Truth enslaves Randy Orton and is sad about it
R-Truth kisses Bayley and becomes an obsolete mule
The Rock threatens to rape and kill Bo Dallas and they both die
Big Cass farts on Kevin Owens and fades away and defines himself as obsolete
Summer Rae f***s an animal that looks just like a breast cancer survivor on an episode of Holy Foley
Randy Orton enslaves Hideo Itami and ratings plummet
Ryback challenges Big Show to open Raw
Chad Gable seeks revenge against Finn Balor and gets a boner
Michael Cole gets caught making out with Heath Slater's family because she's a woman
Big Show slaps the ass of Sable and becomes her biggest fan
Liv Morgan makes a sex doll of Shane O Mac's children in front of her family
Jimmy Uso cashes in Money in the Bank on everybody in the world but it was all a ruse
Erick Rowan has a one night stand with John Cena with Big E's tits
Alexa Bliss is distracted by the beauty of Dixie Carter to set up a Hell in a Cell match at Wrestlemania
Dean Ambrose tries to impress Vicki Guerrero and joins The Authority
Becky Lynch spoons with AJ Styles but it's just a Snickers ad
Curtis Axel has a street fight with Isis and they become WWE's new power couple
Kevin Owens does a pedigree through the announce table to AJ Lee until she dies
Sheamus forms a 'rape crew' with Chyna and gets a zookeeper gimmick
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 19, 2016 17:32:52 GMT -5
-Byron Saxton reforms DX with Chyna and Vanguard 1 and gets fired
Is a drone going to tell us to "suck it!?"
-Xavier Woods makes a sex doll of Senor Benjamin live on Raw
Now why would he do that?
-Jojo takes a shit on Jojo and nobody cares
How did she manage to do that?
-Dolph Ziggler has anal sex with Roman Reigns to try and impress Roman Reigns
Well, that is an interesting way to try to impress Roman Reigns.
-Dolph Ziggler betrays Sting but it's on Smackdown
I'm sure he's used to it by now.
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