Emmet Russell
King Koopa
Quieter
The best wrestler on earth.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Sept 8, 2016 23:02:56 GMT -5
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Sept 8, 2016 23:07:35 GMT -5
Mark Henry goes on the Today Show with Charlotte and gets a zookeeper gimmick
Baron Corbin jobs to Flo Rida for no reason
Enzo Amore ****s Trish Stratus in the middle of the Royal Rumble
Big Cass impersonates Charlotte but it was all a ruse
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ISO Mid Thigh Pull
Dalek
MAMMA MIA! CRUISERLICIOUS!
LOOK AT THIS
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Member is Online
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Post by ISO Mid Thigh Pull on Sept 8, 2016 23:15:03 GMT -5
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
Posts: 36,332
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 8, 2016 23:16:27 GMT -5
*clicks Swerve* "Sami Zayn kisses the feet of Trish Stratus and gets an Isis gimmick." ............. *reads that again.* .............  NOBODY TELL VINCE OF THIS!!!!! |
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Sept 8, 2016 23:18:42 GMT -5
"Curtis Axel kills herself because of Puff Daddy and ends his career."
I... I don't know where to even start with this one.
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Sicho100
Hank Scorpio
Easily Confused.
Posts: 5,964
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Post by Sicho100 on Sept 8, 2016 23:23:08 GMT -5
"Samoa Joe takes the virginity of Emma and jobs to John Cena"
Weird. Seems like Joe took Zack Ryder's spot.
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Post by Main Eventer on Sept 8, 2016 23:23:55 GMT -5
"Triple H trains Noelle Foley and they both die"
That's a hell of a finale for Holey Foley.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2016 23:29:00 GMT -5
Luke Gallows hurls racial abuse at Xavier Woods and gets a zookeeper gimmick
uhhhhhhhhhhhh...
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Post by J Lee O'Brien on Sept 8, 2016 23:30:40 GMT -5
"Michael Cole tortures Summer Rae and JBL loves it"
Jesus tapdancing Christ.....
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the2ndevil
Grimlock
Super Seducer Survivor
Where Is Your Santa, Now?
Posts: 13,629
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Post by the2ndevil on Sept 8, 2016 23:32:04 GMT -5
Of course I get McMahon Incest on my first click...
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Sept 8, 2016 23:34:58 GMT -5
"Bayley turns gay for Stone Cold Steve Austin and becomes a comedy jobber"
Waaaaaaaaaa?
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
Posts: 11,846
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Post by Heartbreaker on Sept 8, 2016 23:37:10 GMT -5
Jerry Lawler gets a sex change to be with Rhyno and becomes a monster heel.
Ric Flair catches Mick Foley groping a dog and shills the Network.
Triple H buys a boat with Rusev for the fans.
The Rock saves Chris Benoit's ghost by accident.
Fandango rapes Jim Ross and gains magical powers.
Brock Lesnar twerks with New Day and Becky Lynch and gets a mad scientist gimmick.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2016 23:40:29 GMT -5
Neville catches Vince f***ing Charlotte's penis under the ring
The Rock is jealous of Jack Swagger through a table
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Sept 8, 2016 23:40:45 GMT -5
"Triple H f***s Katie Vick and calls the police"
I believe this would count as a "retcon".
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Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
EXTREEEEEME Pony Manager
✬ Believe In The Fight ✬
Posts: 24,018
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Sept 8, 2016 23:46:00 GMT -5
Damn, I can't post some of these because they involve stuff like "Zombified Eddie Guererro" and Connor the Crusher abuse.
ETA: ok, ones I'm comfortable posting....
Becky Lynch starts a band with Mojo Rawley and becomes his ring valet
Titus O'Neill sneaks into the locker room of Trish Stratus for no reason
Mick Foley breaks into the home of Curtis Axel and gets a Black Lives Matter gimmick
Chris Jericho has a love triangle with Vince and Ryback and joins the fight against breast cancer
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2016 23:46:35 GMT -5
The Undertaker preaches race hate to grumpy cat and becomes Vince's personal assistant
Alicia Fox cucks King Barrett until he dies
Mick Foley kills and eats Chris Benoit's ghost and releases a rap album
Daniel Bryan seduces the side of JR's face that still works and goes on a 8 month losing streak
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Sept 8, 2016 23:47:15 GMT -5
"Mike Chioda has a street fight with a dog and becomes a luchador:
"Rhyno screws everybody in the world for the fans."
"Luke Harper pretends to rape herself and has an affair with Vince McMahon."
"AJ Styles threatens to rape and kill Paul Bearer's ghost and becomes a comedy jobber"
"The Miz buries alive herself and wins Money in the Bank"
"Kalisto seeks revenge against Dusty Rhodes' corpse to set up a match at Wrestlemania"
And...of course...
"Rosa Mendes suplexes Bo Dallas to death"
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The Yes Man
Unicron
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
Posts: 2,502
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Post by The Yes Man on Sept 8, 2016 23:49:33 GMT -5
Zack Ryder finds out his brother is Chris Jericho and marries Triple H
Big Cass cashes in Money in the Bank on John Cena's biggest fan but it was on Main Event so nobody saw it
Michael Cole is caught sucking off The Dudley Boyz and ends his career
Paul Heyman pretends to rape John Cena and they both die
Jesus Christ... I don't wanna stop.
Seth Rollins spanks the Shining Stars and they both die
Jason Jordan catches Vince fingering Naomi's ass and becomes the spokesperson for Susan G Komen
On that note I'm done. Consider this bookmarked for future use.
Edit:
Bray Wyatt starts managing Dana Warrior and then f***s the corpse
Shinsuke Nakamura plays Pokemon Go with himself because he's black
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2016 23:55:48 GMT -5
Karl Anderson has a dance off with everybody in the world naked
Seth Rollins makes a porno with Bayley by accident
R-Truth becomes a commentator with everybody in the world and ruins his life
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 8, 2016 23:56:18 GMT -5
Shane McMahon does a dark ritual to resurrect grumpy cat and gets a zookeeper gimmick.
Luke Gallows makes a porno with Paige's mother in the crowd
Brock Lesnar strips Dixie Carter and gets a slut gimmick
Seth Rollins catches Vince f****** Roman Reigns and buys out Vince's share of the company
JBL fires Corey Graves and gets murdered the following night on Raw
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