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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 12:00:59 GMT -5
Summer Rae runs over Kurt Angle and becomes Vince's personal assistant
Emma uses a sledgehammer to maim Chris Jericho and releases a rock album
Eva Marie has anal sex with Jinder Mahal and you can see all the action on WWE.com
Alberto Del Rio makes fun of Roman Reigns and marries Vince McMahon
Alicia Fox f***s a fan but it was on Main Event so nobody saw it
Lana professes admiration for Chris Benoit's ghost for love
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 12:04:47 GMT -5
"Samoa Joe falls in love with AJ Styles in hopes to impress Triple H."
This is a shoot, brother! Isn't that how he signed with NXT to begin with?
"Ryback bulldozes the home of Brother Nero to begin Raw."
I would watch that.
"Corey Graves challenges Corey Graves and joins TNA."
These WCW writers still looking for work, I see.
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Post by the2ndevil on Sept 9, 2016 12:59:36 GMT -5
Eva Marie has anal sex with Jinder Mahal and you can see all the action on WWE.com The weirdest part is how he kept insisting she call him Ginger Mahal throughout the act.
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Post by northernmonkey on Sept 9, 2016 13:04:19 GMT -5
"Mojo Rawley f***s an animal that looks just like Erick Rowan and gets a tranny gimmick "
OK
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Post by Duke Cameron on Sept 9, 2016 13:53:37 GMT -5
Broken Matt Hardy gets caught making out with Katie Vick for the fans.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Sept 9, 2016 13:56:03 GMT -5
Asuka kills and eats Adam Rose but it's just a Snickers ad
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Sept 9, 2016 13:56:35 GMT -5
The Miz professes admiration for Dana Brooke and gets arrested
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 9, 2016 14:01:11 GMT -5
The Undertaker preaches race hate to grumpy cat and becomes Vince's personal assistant Alicia Fox cucks King Barrett until he dies Mick Foley kills and eats Chris Benoit's ghost and releases a rap album Daniel Bryan seduces the side of JR's face that still works and goes on a 8 month losing streak Hard times for Daniel Bryan. Also, Ghostkillah Mick Foley could work.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 9, 2016 14:04:03 GMT -5
"Fandango turns gay for Charlotte's penis and gets a gay black guy gimmick"
Oh yeah we're getting Raw kicked off of the USA network with these ideas.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 14:04:12 GMT -5
Some more I just got:
Nia Jax has a street fight with Lita and tweets about it
Shelton Benjamin trains Sting and gains magical powers
Maryse does a pedigree through the announce table to Triple H and becomes a comedy jobber
Randy Orton enslaves John Cena's whole family and ends his career (this one made me lol)
Heath Slater gets a sex change to be with Shane O Mac's children because she's a woman
Triple H starts dressing like John Cena's whole family and nobody cares
Kane brings back from the dead Zack Ryder and shills the Network
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 9, 2016 14:05:38 GMT -5
Heath Slater reforms DX with Chyna and Stone Cold Steve Austin and then f***s the corpse
Pretty sure every DX reunion involved f***ing the corpse.
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Sept 9, 2016 14:31:57 GMT -5
And the fan board shuts down due to over usage.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 15:03:57 GMT -5
"Kane buries Natalya but they're having fun."
MAGGLE!
"Kalisto is hired to kill the WWE Universe and gets buried."
AH HAHAHA HAHAHA HAAAAA! GODDAMMIT WOO INDEED!
"David Otunga watches Big Show to impress Roman Reigns."
Eh, sounds like something they'd actually do on Raw.
"Becky Lynch betrays the ghost of Paul Bearer and gets a slut gimmick."
THIS IS BULLSHIT! THE GHOST TURNED ON HER!
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Sept 9, 2016 15:09:21 GMT -5
This one is depressingly too real.
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Sept 9, 2016 15:09:21 GMT -5
"Alberto Del Rio is caught holding hands with Michael Cole and leaves the body in a ditch" Now we KNOW why he's leaving, this almost happened "Vince McMahon injures Jinder Mahal and JBL loves it" of course he would...... "Becky Lynch has the match of the year against Chris Jericho and gains control of the rights to the Hardy brand" Is it bad that I would like to see at least half of this happen? "Baron Corbin tries to impress Stone Cold Steve Austin and gets fired" ouch "Randy Orton has a one night stand with Natalya on top of Hell in a Cell" I think i'm done here.
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Post by the2ndevil on Sept 9, 2016 15:29:40 GMT -5
And the fan board shuts down due to over usage. WOMEN'S REVOLUTION!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 15:58:43 GMT -5
Randy Orton is disgusted by Brie Bella because she's a woman
Seth Rollins takes a shit on a fan in the main event of Wrestlemania
Ryback has a steamy romance with Luke Gallows for no reason
Sasha Banks is distracted by the beauty of Dr Phil until she dies
Paul Heyman becomes a fan of Jack Swagger and becomes a comedy jobber
Bo Dallas becomes a commentator with herself with Big E's tits
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 16:34:50 GMT -5
"Dean Ambrose pours beer on Sami Zayn as he leaves the arena."
"Chris Jericho gave Dolph Ziggler a lapdance because the Authority told him to."
"Paige gives the Miz head and becomes WWE World Heavyweight Champion."
Wait a minute...when would Ambrose waste beer?
"Bo Dallas suplexes Nia Jax to become GM of Monday Night Raw."
YES!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 16:45:21 GMT -5
"Booker T mutilates Maryse on the announce table"
Well that's grim.
"The Rock pours beer on Connor the Crusher's dad for fun"
I mean, if anyone could get a face pop for doing this...
"Ric Flair tries to impress Dolph Ziggler and ruins her life"
Dolph Ziggler gets a trans gimmick?
"Apollo Crews imprisons Natalya and gets demoted to NXT"
I could easily see the second half happening, sadly.
Okay, one more...
"Rosa Mendes is caught planning a gang rape with the Syrian refugees and they become WWE's new power couple."
Alright, I'm done.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 16:58:33 GMT -5
"Dana Brooke steals the girlfriend of Alberto Del Rio and receives a tranny gimmick."
"The Undertaker defeats Titus O'Neill and joins the New Day."
"Mick Foley has a drink with Renee Young and gets a boner."
"Kane starts a tag team with Baron Corbin live on Raw."
"Maryse spoons with Dean Ambrose by accident."
"The Miz finds out his brother is Bayley and gets a huge pop."
Damn, this could be next week's show.
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