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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Sept 19, 2006 19:21:06 GMT -5
Another favorite of mine was from Time Chasers. Nick and Lisa were in a plane, and Lisa called the airport. And, she said that she was going to drop short on the runway. So, the air traffic control guy told some other that the plane was going to drop short on the runway. And, either Mike, Servo, or Crow said, "She going to drop shorts on the runway." Then, as all the emergency airport vehicles began to move to the runway, they all began shout "She going to drop her shorts on the runway." It was funny.
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Post by Jiren on Sept 19, 2006 19:23:52 GMT -5
Werewolf
Woman: "Wuhrwolf" Crow: "No WEREWOLF say it"
Servo: "So they put suspected werewolves in the neo natal unit"
Mike: "Now this clown has brian ferry hair"
Crow: "YEAH CHAMPAIGNE!!!"
Servo: "Wait she just joined the cast of Cats"
Crow: (a native american guy is crying) "their's just so much litter on the highway"
Crow: "GOODBYE JOE"
All: (an image of the skeletal werewolf flashes on screen) "LAAA"
The "Where oh Werewolf" song
The credits medley "TUSK!!"
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Franchise
Hank Scorpio
No you didn't.
Ronnie Garvin, you idiot! I like steak, not soup, Ronnie Garvin!
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Post by Franchise on Sept 19, 2006 19:30:40 GMT -5
(I'm not sure which one this is from)
"Gahmylifeisalie!"
(During "I Blame My Parents")
Guy: "Well, your honor...I blame my parents." Servo: Wow, short movie!!
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Hank Scorpio
I wanna bang Marla.
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Post by Doomrider on Sept 19, 2006 19:31:59 GMT -5
I love MST3K as a whole...every episode was the best episode...there's no way I could pick a favorite, but one of my more liked recurring fads in the show was random yelling, such as during the end scene of The Wild World of Batwoman where Servo just screams "END! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND!". Also, whenever something looks like it's coming towards them and they'll yell in fear...I dunno why but I always crack up.
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Post by amsiraK on Sept 19, 2006 19:34:15 GMT -5
The Gamera movies were always gold. But I have two favorite in-between skits:
A Patrick Swayze Christmas
and
"Lea-thur Coat (dun-da-DUN, dun-DA-dun), Duck-Tail Hair (dun-da-DUN, dun-DA-dun)"
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Sept 19, 2006 19:34:16 GMT -5
Raul Julia's infamous line in Overdrawn at the Memory Bank:
"Mom, my nuts..."
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Sept 19, 2006 19:41:55 GMT -5
My favorite in-between sketch was from the Devil Fish episode. Pearl, Bobo, and Brain Guy were trying out a racial stereotype camera on Mike, Servo, and Crow. Basically, Mike, Servo, and Crow ended up looking like Italian stereotypes through the camera. By the way, the reason they were Italian stereotypes was because Devil Fish was made in Italy.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Sept 19, 2006 19:55:24 GMT -5
How about the Walkathon sketch?
Servo: Well, I'm running for Helping Children Through Research And Development. Mike: Ah, HCTRAD. I've heard of them. Servo: No, actually Helping Children Through Research And Development is the acronym, Mike. It stands for "Hi, Everyone. Let's Pitch In 'N' Get Cracking Here In Louisiana Doing Right, Eh? Now Then, Hateful Rich Overbearing Ugly Guys Hurt Royally Everytime Someone Eats A Radish, Carrot, Hors d'oeuvre, And Never Does Dishes. Eventually, Victor Eats Lunch Over Peoria Mit Ein Noyesberger Todt".
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Grimlock
Rock... Paper... Straight-edge!
I Like To <blank>
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Post by Blindkarevik on Sept 19, 2006 20:22:03 GMT -5
I'm doing this from memory, and haven't seen this in quite a few years so forgive the errors.
"Cave Dwellers"
Tom: Okay, this is getting ridiculous. Okay, let's see... he kills a deer, tans the hide, stretches the skin, creates an anadized aluminum frame.. learns how to extrude and weld... all in about five minutes.
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Post by Jiren on Sept 19, 2006 20:40:19 GMT -5
Incredible melting man
When the IMM bursts through the window and a close up sees him throw his head back and servo adds a campy villain laugh
Night of the blood beast
When the monster jumps into the bushes Mike: "I regret NOTHING"
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Post by invaderdave on Sept 19, 2006 20:46:14 GMT -5
*As Santa teaches the Martian children to laugh at the first time, Joel and the 'bots provide commentary* (children start to laugh) Crow: Uh, heh heh heh, dad? *laughter picks up* Crow: DAD? *laughter reaches full force, Joel, Crow and Servo begin freaking out. Joel makes shooting sounds, and Crow and Servo scream*
*From Manos Car drives by making out duo* Crow: HONKHONK Way to go Steeeeeeee*trails off*.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Sept 19, 2006 20:54:16 GMT -5
"How much O'Keefe is in this film?"
"Miles O'Keefe"
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Post by Jiren on Sept 19, 2006 20:58:06 GMT -5
Diabolik
The earth song
"Meine fuhrer i can walk"
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Sept 19, 2006 20:59:42 GMT -5
*From Manos Car drives by making out duo* Crow: HONKHONK Way to go Steeeeeeee*trails off*. The first time I heard that I wasn't normal for five minutes.
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Sajoa Moe
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Sept 19, 2006 21:01:37 GMT -5
Krankor: Each of you will enter a space capsule. Scientist: What? Mike and Bots: EACH OF YOU WILL ENTER A SPACE CAPSULE!!!
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Post by Jiren on Sept 19, 2006 21:04:47 GMT -5
Monster A Go-Go
At the end of the movie "BOOOOOOOOOOOO" because their was no climax
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Sept 19, 2006 21:07:46 GMT -5
Singing along to the 'Puma Man' theme:
"When you want the flavor of bacon in a dip"
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Sept 19, 2006 21:12:15 GMT -5
In Invasion of the Neptune Men, one of the Neptunians has ring-shaped thing around his head.
CrowL Has anybody seen my record? Seriously, I can't find it.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Sept 19, 2006 21:14:25 GMT -5
From Prince of Space:
"It was chilly so I brought my shawl"
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Post by HMARK Center on Sept 19, 2006 21:15:28 GMT -5
Besides having way too many ROH DVDs...I have way too many MST3K DVDs.
Space Mutiny
"Roll Fizzlebeef!", "Chest MeatSlab!", "Big McLargeHuge!", et. al.
Mitchell
(Mitchell and a little kid are doing the stupid "stop copying me!" bit)
Servo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
(the monster busts through the front door)
Crow: (right on cue) SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!
PumaMan
(anytime something humiliating happens to PumaMan)
Mike: (deep, heroic voice) PUMAMAN!
Man, the beauty of the show was that, despite cast and writer changes, the show never went down in quality, because the show's very nature was to show off the actors'/writers' personalities in the way they'd riff the movies. So, while Joel was great, Mike just brought a different dimension (a much snarkier one...God bless Mike Nelson), and even when Crow changed, although Trace was GODLY, Bill Corbett was able to bring his own feel to the lil' bot.
...by the way, I think I can sing the entire credits riff from Werewolf...from memory. Am I damned?
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