Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
Posts: 35,163
|
Post by Jiren on Sept 19, 2006 21:18:58 GMT -5
Quest of the Delta Knights
Badool: My name is Badool Crow T. Robot: No, wait, that's my intestinal condition. Badool: Can you say "Badool"? Pearl Forrester: Let me try. "Get bent". No, I guess I can't
Lord Vultair: It seems... Mike Nelson: Chilly in here, could you turn down your guy?
Tom Servo: Hey, they threw Alanis Morissette in prison. Mike Nelson: Finally
Mike Nelson: Wench-jacking was a big problem in the Middle Ages.
|
|
Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
Posts: 35,163
|
Post by Jiren on Sept 19, 2006 21:21:34 GMT -5
...by the way, I think I can sing the entire credits riff from Werewolf...from memory. Am I damned? No, i do it as well In the car most of the time one of the songs used in the melody is on the radio and when it gets to the bit i recognise from "MST" i shout "TUSK!!!". People think i'm crazy when i do that
|
|
|
Post by Virt McGirt on Sept 19, 2006 21:26:57 GMT -5
From "Santa Clause Conquers The Martians" :
[kid holds up his index finger as if to say "Shh" on screen] Crow: Yeah, Same to you, kid!
From "Zombie Nightmare":
Servo: Hey, it's "Rasta, The Cooky Dread Clown"
|
|
Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
Posts: 35,163
|
Post by Jiren on Sept 19, 2006 21:30:54 GMT -5
Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
Grandpa: So, David, Michael's father, senses that something in his house might be possesed by an evil spirit. Crow T. Robot: You are sick, old man.
Crow T. Robot: He made Satan the owner of my soul! I gotta' give it to you, Merlin! Good one!
Mike Nelson: [after a man breathed fire] Clearly Merlin has brought good into the world!
Crow T. Robot: [being Ernest Bornine who is narrating the story] And then, the devil cat leapt on his throat and pulled out bloody strips of sinew and flesh!
Crow T. Robot: See here's his problem, going around town dressed like that, asking women "Have you seen my little monkey?"
Tom Servo: [as Merlin] Remember to belive in magic. Or else I'll kill you!
Pearl Forrester: Attention captive test subjects! The Institute for Mad Science has sent me my first experiment to inflict on you. Now, let's do it right so I can get to the real mad scientist stuff, like pulling the heads off monkeys. Bobo: HEY! Pearl Forrester: Oh don't even. [reads note] Pearl Forrester: Hmmm... Hehehe... Yes, good good good. This is a very good evil experiment. The hypothesis is is that one of you, say Servo, is given complete power and control over the others... Tom Servo: [dressed like a Nazi] Furthermore, all those violating marshal law will be torn in half by sumo wrestlers. Crow T. Robot, Mike Nelson: [weakly] Hooray. Tom Servo: And finnaly, my good people, give me all your cookies and I won't kill you! Crow T. Robot, Mike Nelson: [weaker] Hooray. Pearl Forrester: ...The person in charge will undoubtedly become corrupt. So, take your person in charge and fill his underwear with fire ants. Tom Servo: F-f-f-fire ants? I'm no longer fit to lead! I relinquish my power to Mike! I'm a private citizen! You can have your damn cookies back! Pearl Forrester: Ah, so we see that fire ants in the underwear can change the course of whole governments.
Plus the stupid "Rock & Roll Martian"
|
|
erisi236
Fry's dog Seymour
... enjoys the rich, smooth taste of Camels.
Not good! Not good! Not good!
Posts: 21,904
|
Post by erisi236 on Sept 19, 2006 21:34:01 GMT -5
From Boggy Creek II when the "bigfoot" leaves the rednecks house.
"By the way it stinks in here."
;D
|
|
|
Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Sept 19, 2006 21:36:36 GMT -5
Quest of the Delta KnightsBadool: My name is Badool Crow T. Robot: No, wait, that's my intestinal condition. Badool: Can you say "Badool"? Pearl Forrester: Let me try. "Get bent". No, I guess I can't Lord Vultair: It seems... Mike Nelson: Chilly in here, could you turn down your guy? Tom Servo: Hey, they threw Alanis Morissette in prison. Mike Nelson: Finally Mike Nelson: Wench-jacking was a big problem in the Middle Ages. That was a good one. Why didn't they let Pearl do the rest of the movie?
|
|
Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
Posts: 35,163
|
Post by Jiren on Sept 19, 2006 21:39:05 GMT -5
|
|
|
Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Sept 19, 2006 21:43:22 GMT -5
Another good one was in Space Mutiny, the crappy movie that used the battle scenes from Battlestar Galactica as its battle scenes. Anyway, there was an attack, and the red alert went on. And, there was a shot of the pilots in their bunk. Well, the pilots had beards and mullets. So, Mike, Crow, and Servo called them the Oak Ridge Boys! Now, that was funny!
|
|
Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
Posts: 35,163
|
Post by Jiren on Sept 19, 2006 21:45:36 GMT -5
Another good one was in Space Mutiny, the crappy movie that used the battle scenes from Battlestar Galactica as its battle scenes. Anyway, there was an attack, and the red alert went on. And, there was a shot of the pilots in their bunk. Well, the pilots had beards and mullets. So, Mike, Crow, and Servo called them the Oak Ridge Boys! Now, that was funny! The Space ship engine room with Concrete floors and windows with sunlight peering through.
|
|
|
Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Sept 19, 2006 21:48:09 GMT -5
Another good one was in Space Mutiny, the crappy movie that used the battle scenes from Battlestar Galactica as its battle scenes. Anyway, there was an attack, and the red alert went on. And, there was a shot of the pilots in their bunk. Well, the pilots had beards and mullets. So, Mike, Crow, and Servo called them the Oak Ridge Boys! Now, that was funny! The Space ship engine room with Concrete floors and windows with sunlight peering through. In space, no one can see you screw up! Unless you film it. ;D
|
|
Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
Posts: 35,163
|
Post by Jiren on Sept 19, 2006 21:49:34 GMT -5
The Space ship engine room with Concrete floors and windows with sunlight peering through. In space, no one can see you screw up! Unless you film it. ;D In the future their is absolutly no shame
|
|
Reverend BTY
Hank Scorpio
Christian Troy: God's Gift
Posts: 7,206
|
Post by Reverend BTY on Sept 19, 2006 21:52:25 GMT -5
I can't think of a specific quote but the "Pod People" episode as a whole was pure genius.
|
|
|
Post by gsguy on Sept 20, 2006 9:24:18 GMT -5
Threre are so many great lines. So of many favorites are:
Mr. Strickland: Over my dead body! Mob: So be it. Crow: Smooth Strickland!
Mike: Ok look alive peopl...oh, sorry Susan Crow: She's dead!
Crow: Enahnce your music with...TINY FART SOUNDS!
|
|
|
Post by The"threadicidal"bristolspapa on Sept 20, 2006 9:29:10 GMT -5
This island Earth can be yours if the price is right.
|
|
Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
Posts: 35,163
|
Post by Jiren on Sept 20, 2006 9:46:30 GMT -5
This island earth
Shatner, Shatner, nope no Shatner were safe.
Final Justice
[on the Malta police] Mike Nelson: Stop or we'll surrender.
[during a low-angle shot of Joe Don Baker] Tom Servo: Gah! I don't wanna be down here!
Crow: [seeing Joe Don Baker] His arteries are just looking at each other, shakin' their heads
Crow: [Joe Don collapses] In the time it takes him to fall the government in Italy changes three times.
Mike Nelson: [seeing Joe Don Baker as a cowboy] Meatloaf: Texas Ranger.
|
|
|
Post by Will Has 'Til Five, Ref on Sept 20, 2006 10:24:14 GMT -5
|
|
Doomrider
Hank Scorpio
I wanna bang Marla.
Posts: 6,058
|
Post by Doomrider on Sept 20, 2006 10:37:57 GMT -5
from Horror of Party Beach:
Crow: "Ok, watch the body, don't watch the head...ok, GOOORE! Got her!"
|
|
|
Post by The"threadicidal"bristolspapa on Sept 20, 2006 10:39:27 GMT -5
Forgot this one: "She's screaming her hands off!"
A tasteless comment about a mute women in distress.
|
|
|
Post by DSR on Sept 20, 2006 12:37:11 GMT -5
From "Time Chasers":
*The man character is up in a tree*
Mike: He's looking for honey, like Pooh. Servo: Yeah, he's like poo, alright.
From "The Movie": Cal's assistant, Joe: You know what my kids would say if they saw all this? Crow: YOU'RE NOT MY REAL FATHER!
From "The Atomic Brain" *Upbeat music plays as the Dog/Man kills someone* Servo: Oh, well that was a delightfully whimsical murder!
*later in the film, we see the Dog/Man chained to...something, looking anxious* Servo <as Dog/Man> I gotta go walkies, for cryin' out loud! Walkies!
|
|
|
Post by They Killed the Giggler on Sept 20, 2006 12:59:51 GMT -5
mine is from "The Creeping Terror" as a guy watches the monster attacking a car with two teens inside: "Well if that don't beat all."
|
|