Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Sept 13, 2016 21:02:53 GMT -5
And is also here on Smackdown, apparently.
I'm down, Swagger vs Corbin sounds like a great Hoss fight to me, and if it puts Corbin over, even better.
Swagger ain't the best promo but man did he seem happy to be on Smackdown, can't blame him, Smackdown's awesome  |
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Post by Stu on Sept 13, 2016 21:06:41 GMT -5
Haven't watched yet. You talking about that pornstar he married?
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Sept 13, 2016 21:09:59 GMT -5
Haven't watched yet. You talking about that pornstar he married? I guess so, he actually mentions it, in those words, in his debut promo |
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Post by BorneAgain on Sept 13, 2016 21:11:51 GMT -5
This will be the start of Swagger trying to emulate Slater's story, but constantly sneaking in heelish humblebrags.
"I need my house fixed... to have a new room to store my trophies."
"I have 10 kids... in my neighborhood that keep getting past my locked gates when playing ouside."
"I have to take care of my family... we really hoping to visit Prague this year, and we need a little more spending money."
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Post by Mayonnaise on Sept 13, 2016 21:17:18 GMT -5
Frat bro Swagger might work but Corbin needs to beat his ass.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Sept 13, 2016 21:17:46 GMT -5
This will be the start of Swagger trying to emulate Slater's story, but constantly sneaking in heelish humblebrags. "I need my house fixed... to have a new room to store my trophies." "I have 10 kids... in my neighborhood that keep getting past my locked gates when playing ouside." "I have to take care of my family... we really hoping to visit Prague this year, and we need a little more spending money." My kids want an above ground pool...a second one. |
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Post by DSR on Sept 13, 2016 21:53:09 GMT -5
Alicia Austin!
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Sept 13, 2016 21:56:52 GMT -5
I'd be hard pressed to call him incorrect 
DAMN SWAGGER, YOU WIN.
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Post by Duke Cameron on Sept 13, 2016 22:22:40 GMT -5
Eh, she does nothing for me.
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Post by JCBaggee on Sept 13, 2016 22:26:43 GMT -5
"Stone Cold Fox"? I'm positive that's on DeviantArt somewhere...
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Sept 13, 2016 22:29:42 GMT -5
"Stone Cold Fox"? I'm positive that's on DeviantArt somewhere... I'm going to assume it's an Alicia beer bash. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2016 22:33:41 GMT -5
I like Alicia, but if she came out acting like Austin in an attempt to scare Nia Jax only to get destroyed again, I'd laugh my ass off. |
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 13, 2016 22:35:04 GMT -5
"Stone Cold Fox"? I'm positive that's on DeviantArt somewhere... "If you want me to team up with Judy Hopps to save the city, gimme a hell yeah!" |
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Post by britishbulldog on Sept 13, 2016 22:45:51 GMT -5
This was the closest to the swagger that was over years ago. I'm excited to see what he can do.
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Post by Texas Tornado on Sept 13, 2016 22:47:49 GMT -5
This will be the start of Swagger trying to emulate Slater's story, but constantly sneaking in heelish humblebrags. "I need my house fixed... to have a new room to store my trophies." "I have 10 kids... in my neighborhood that keep getting past my locked gates when playing ouside." "I have to take care of my family... we really hoping to visit Prague this year, and we need a little more spending money." So Jack Swagger is Captain Hammer? |
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Post by schma on Sept 14, 2016 0:54:01 GMT -5
This will be the start of Swagger trying to emulate Slater's story, but constantly sneaking in heelish humblebrags. "I need my house fixed... to have a new room to store my trophies." "I have 10 kids... in my neighborhood that keep getting past my locked gates when playing ouside." "I have to take care of my family... we really hoping to visit Prague this year, and we need a little more spending money." My kids want an above ground pool...a second one. Or "my kids want an above ground pool ... because they're tired of the below ground one. |
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Post by schma on Sept 14, 2016 0:55:54 GMT -5
This will be the start of Swagger trying to emulate Slater's story, but constantly sneaking in heelish humblebrags. "I need my house fixed... to have a new room to store my trophies." "I have 10 kids... in my neighborhood that keep getting past my locked gates when playing ouside." "I have to take care of my family... we really hoping to visit Prague this year, and we need a little more spending money." So Jack Swagger is Captain Hammer? Everyone's a hero in their own way, everyone's got villains they must face. They're not as cool as mine but folks it's fine to know your place. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2016 1:04:10 GMT -5
Swagger's also only 34. Man, you'd think he was like 39.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Sept 14, 2016 1:05:49 GMT -5
Just let Swagger be the lovable goof he was up until the second he raised his hand with the Big Gold Belt.
If that happens, he'll finally be on a decent path again.
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Post by thegame415 on Sept 14, 2016 1:35:55 GMT -5
WHAT?!
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