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Post by willywonka666 on Sept 15, 2016 16:46:28 GMT -5
Quasi-serious here
Kellie Pickler is coming to town in a couple weeks and I can probably meet her and I have goid reason as I work in radio.
I need her to be my wing woman as she's tight with Taylor, so how should I approach this? And don't tell me to run-my mind is set
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Post by canal on Sept 15, 2016 16:49:40 GMT -5
You're probably more serious than you should be.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 15, 2016 16:51:26 GMT -5
If you break up with her later, be prepared to half a song written about you.
If that's the case, make up a relationship contract that states any song she writes about you, you get at least 20% royalties from the money she makes on that song.
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Post by Fundertaker on Sept 15, 2016 17:08:27 GMT -5
She has a blank space. Just write your name.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Sept 15, 2016 17:18:51 GMT -5
Are you trouble when you walk in?
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Post by H-Virus on Sept 15, 2016 17:27:30 GMT -5
Better start practicing that James Dean daydream look in your eyes.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Sept 15, 2016 17:33:25 GMT -5
You just gotta make her feel like she's 22.
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 15, 2016 17:34:31 GMT -5
Wear the Heath Slater "I GOT KIDS" shirt
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Post by SenorCrest on Sept 15, 2016 17:37:47 GMT -5
just talk to her like a normal girl not a taylor swift. also dont come off desperate.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Sept 15, 2016 17:45:40 GMT -5
I can't hook you up with Taylor Swift but I can hook you up with a swift tailor.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2016 17:52:09 GMT -5
Don't say that you're a skater boy because she'll say see ya later boy.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2016 17:54:46 GMT -5
Better start practicing that James Dean daydream look in your eyes. For a reminder he's talking about the movie actor not the pornography actor |
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Post by angryfan on Sept 15, 2016 17:57:32 GMT -5
Better start practicing that James Dean daydream look in your eyes. For a reminder he's talking about the movie actor not the pornography actor Wow, I was way off, I thought he meant the sausage guy. |
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Sept 15, 2016 17:59:27 GMT -5
Better start practicing that James Dean daydream look in your eyes. For a reminder he's talking about the movie actor not the pornography actor Yeah might not wanna follow in the porn guys footsteps. He's got a lot of accusations flying around about his behaviour. Stick with the dead guy or the one who makes sausage. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2016 20:15:00 GMT -5
..............ok then. I like a challenge.
Well I have to be honest. Taylor's gonna want to be with a "somebody" so are you one? Even kinda might do it. If your just an average joe (like me) you have no chance.
And she most likely has a dozen boyfriends all over the place, so you might only be a summer fling option for her.
Understand that her image and career come first and there's no room for anything that could interfere with that. So she might not be what you want as she would be insanely self centred. I'm not knocking her, she kinda has to be.
But after all that, she is just like any girl. So just talk to her as you would any other girl. But don't be surprised if she ignores you completely. She does have a lot (and I mean a lot) of people in her face every day.
Her celebrity could work in your favour as few guys would actually come up to her as they would be too intimidated.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Sept 15, 2016 20:36:37 GMT -5
..............ok then. I like a challenge. Well I have to be honest. Taylor's gonna want to be with a "somebody" so are you one? Even kinda might do it. If your just an average joe (like me) you have no chance. And she most likely has a dozen boyfriends all over the place, so you might only be a summer fling option for her. Understand that her image and career come first and there's no room for anything that could interfere with that. So she might not be what you want as she would be insanely self centred. I'm not knocking her, she kinda has to be. But after all that, she is just like any girl. So just talk to her as you would any other girl. But don't be surprised if she ignores you completely. She does have a lot (and I mean a lot) of people in her face every day. Her celebrity could work in your favour as few guys would actually come up to her as they would be too intimidated. So the Anchorman man line could work. Just say "I am kind of a big deal, People know me." That is only if she ask. Back to the original post, Now are you ready to deal with people taking picture of your every move because that what you will get when you with her. Now honestly most people have a very long shot with her or anybody famous if you are not famous yourself. It sucks but that how it is and it should change as most famous dating famous couples do not last. The list is far longer on failed famous relationships then they are ones that last. I think two much ego and maybe a down to earth kind of person would be what they need. Someone that gets them away of the stressful gilts and glamour. Someone that nobody heard of to do a bunch of shorts about the past. If you google your name will they find you or even better anything to make an interesting story about? Sure they could make up a bunch of fake crap but the few truth only will be like? well he not interesting. |
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Post by Welfare Willis on Sept 15, 2016 21:31:28 GMT -5
For a reminder he's talking about the movie actor not the pornography actor Wow, I was way off, I thought he meant the sausage guy. Are we still talking about the pornography actor? By the way, I'm disappointed we never got a porn scene with James Deen as James Dean selling James Dean Pork Products. |
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Post by angryfan on Sept 15, 2016 21:50:11 GMT -5
Wow, I was way off, I thought he meant the sausage guy. Are we still talking about the pornography actor? By the way, I'm disappointed we never got a porn scene with James Deen as James Dean selling James Dean Pork Products. Oh, he was selling pork products, if you know what I'm sayin'. *nudge* |
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Post by Alucard on Sept 15, 2016 23:10:11 GMT -5
Get in line.
I'm not just being an asshole, at this point there probably is just...a line, considering how her relationships seem to go.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 15, 2016 23:12:50 GMT -5
I used to have a bigger crush on Taylor Swift, but it's cooled since then.
I'm leaning more towards Hilary Duff or Jennifer Lawrence. Hilary is the only Disney star that hasn't gone completely off the deep end. Plus, she's a hot milf.
Jennifer has said before the 3 main things she likes in a guy is that he likes to eat, is okay with burping, and doesn't get into fights. Which is me X 3. Plus she's so adorkable.
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