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Post by Captain & Diet on Sept 17, 2016 1:54:03 GMT -5
I've got a gut from years of beer, burgers and Captain Morgan. But even me and my belly can't stop looking at Mojo Rawley's jiggly tummy. Why can't I stop seeing it?
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Post by thegame415 on Sept 17, 2016 2:10:02 GMT -5
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Sept 17, 2016 2:11:10 GMT -5
I've got a gut from years of beer, burgers and Captain Morgan. But even me and my belly can't stop looking at Mojo Rawley's jiggly tummy. Why can't I stop seeing it? Something has to replace the loss of Del Rio's Bouncing Titties |
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Post by Captain & Diet on Sept 17, 2016 2:19:29 GMT -5
I've got a gut from years of beer, burgers and Captain Morgan. But even me and my belly can't stop looking at Mojo Rawley's jiggly tummy. Why can't I stop seeing it? Something has to replace the loss of Del Rio's Bouncing Titties I think we've found it. Sucks, too. I'm a Mojo fan. |
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Sept 17, 2016 2:35:23 GMT -5
That's part of my massive problem with him. On top of being the most annoying and obnoxious dude on the planet he also looks like shit. Not a good combo.
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Post by 魔界5号 on Sept 17, 2016 4:15:49 GMT -5
Probably has something to do with the fact that he used to be in the NFL and had to lose a lot of weight when he came to WWE, therefore leaving him with some excess skin. Baron Corbin has the same deal. Neither are fat, they just have stretched skin from their days in the NFL.
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Post by sonofblaine on Sept 17, 2016 5:59:07 GMT -5
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Sept 17, 2016 6:52:34 GMT -5
Why does this seem far more terrifying than it was intended to be? |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2016 9:00:24 GMT -5
Why does this seem far more terrifying than it was intended to be? That's his Ryback impression. FEED! ME! MORE! |
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Sept 17, 2016 12:31:20 GMT -5
Gah! Now I can't not look at his belly whenever he appears. Thanks a lot, Captain & Diet , you JERK!  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2016 12:43:16 GMT -5
Probably has something to do with the fact that he used to be in the NFL and had to lose a lot of weight when he came to WWE, therefore leaving him with some excess skin. Baron Corbin has the same deal. Neither are fat, they just have stretched skin from their days in the NFL. Yup. According to the last 5 NFL combines, the average weight of a NFL Defensive Lineman (Mojo) was 305lbs and 315lbs for a Offensive Lineman (Corbin). Keep in mind Mojo Rawley was known for really freaky strongman strength so I'd imagine he weighed more then the avergage lineman. But for my snarky post Mojo Rawley looks like the smallest big man ever and the least intimidating big guy ever. Like he just has one of those faces and personalities you would of never guessed was in the NFL. You just assumed he was just some tall thick guy that was hired with pressure to fill in big guy quotas. |
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Post by Captain & Diet on Sept 17, 2016 12:58:31 GMT -5
Gah! Now I can't not look at his belly whenever he appears. Thanks a lot, Captain & Diet , you JERK! Here, let me do my best Skeletor impression A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (wait - do I really show up on the forum as bigj2345? Whoa, talk about old skool. I am and forever will be Captain and Diet.) |
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Post by Perfect Timing on Sept 17, 2016 13:25:36 GMT -5
I don't get FAT! I stay FAT!
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Post by vinnysimmo on Sept 18, 2016 2:56:37 GMT -5
In terms of real-lifr strength, Mojo is probably up there with Big E and Braun.
I want Mojo to do more feats of strength. He broke several all time combine records in Maryland. He was known for his freakish strength at thre Arizone Cardinals. Let him do his current goofy shtick, but throw in some amazing feats of strength, to prove that he isn't just a goofball, he is a badass goofball.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Sept 18, 2016 8:00:10 GMT -5
He's actually the national strategic reserve of hype. It must be protected at all costs.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2016 8:12:45 GMT -5
In terms of real-lifr strength, Mojo is probably up there with Big E and Braun. I want Mojo to do more feats of strength. He broke several all time combine records in Maryland. He was known for his freakish strength at thre Arizone Cardinals. Let him do his current goofy shtick, but throw in some amazing feats of strength, to prove that he isn't just a goofball, he is a badass goofball. Agreed. I was watching the hidden gems where they had Andre show off feats of strength and thought, "They don't do these anymore." (Yeah, it was cheesy but fun.) Would get Mojo over if they'd have him do stuff like that. Pick up a car's front end. Bending a bar. Typical strongman stuff. |
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Post by vinnysimmo on Sept 18, 2016 8:14:02 GMT -5
In terms of real-lifr strength, Mojo is probably up there with Big E and Braun. I want Mojo to do more feats of strength. He broke several all time combine records in Maryland. He was known for his freakish strength at thre Arizone Cardinals. Let him do his current goofy shtick, but throw in some amazing feats of strength, to prove that he isn't just a goofball, he is a badass goofball. Agreed. I was watching the hidden gems where they had Andre show off feats of strength and thought, "They don't do these anymore." (Yeah, it was cheesy but fun.) Would get Mojo over if they'd have him do stuff like that. Pick up a car's front end. Bending a bar. Typical strongman stuff. Seems like exactly the kind of thing smackdown would be able to get over. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2016 10:24:03 GMT -5
But for my snarky post Mojo Rawley looks like the smallest big man ever and the least intimidating big guy ever. Like he just has one of those faces and personalities you would of never guessed was in the NFL. You just assumed he was just some tall thick guy that was hired with pressure to fill in big guy quotas.  Challenger appears! |
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Sept 18, 2016 19:25:50 GMT -5
Cover Mojo's belly and let Becky Lynch's belly run free!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2016 14:40:28 GMT -5
But for my snarky post Mojo Rawley looks like the smallest big man ever and the least intimidating big guy ever. Like he just has one of those faces and personalities you would of never guessed was in the NFL. You just assumed he was just some tall thick guy that was hired with pressure to fill in big guy quotas. Challenger appears! He kind of looks like a stretched out Matt Hardy with a bigger head |
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