Hello?... Er, hello, Di—er, hello, Dimitri?
Sept 25, 2016 13:48:48 GMT -5
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Post by HMARK Center on Sept 25, 2016 13:48:48 GMT -5
Listen, er, I can't hear too well, do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little?... Oh, that's much better!... yeah — yeah — Fine, I can hear you now, Dimitri. Clear and plain and coming through fine... I'm coming through fine, too, eh? Good — then — Well, then, as you say we're both coming through fine — Good — Well, it's good that you're fine and, and I'm fine — I agree with you, it's great to be fine, haha.
Now then, Dimitri — you know about how — we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the bomb... The bomb, Dimitri, the hydrogen bomb... Well, now, what happened is — um — one of our base commanders, he had a sort of — well, he went a little funny in the head — you know, just a little — funny, and uh, he went and did a silly thing — Well, I'll tell you what he did, he ordered his planes — to attack your country.
Ah — well, let me finish, Dimitri — let me finish, Dimitri —
Well, listen, how do you think I feel about it? Can you imagine how I feel about it, Dimitri?... Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello?
...Of course I like to speak to you! Of course I like to say hello!... Not now, but any time, Dimitri.
I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened. It's a friendly call, of course, it's a friendly call — Listen, if it wasn't friendly you probably wouldn't have even got it!... They will not reach their targets for at least another hour — I am — I am positive, Dimitri — listen, I've been all over this with your ambassador, it is not a trick... Well, I'll tell you. We'd like to give your Air Staff a complete rundown on the targets, the flight plans, and the defensive systems of the planes.
...Yes, I mean if we're unable to recall the planes and — I'd say that, uh — well, uh — we're just gonna have to help you destroy them, Dimitri — I know they're our boys... Alright, well, listen, now who should we call?... Who should we call, Dimitri?... What "The People"? — What? Sorry, you faded away there —
"The People's Central Air Defense Headquarters," where is that, Dimitri?... In Omsk. Right?... Yes — Oh, you'll call them first, will you?... Uh huh — Listen, do you happen to have the phone number on you, Dimitri?... What? I see, just ask for Omsk Information — How — ah, um, hmmm... I'm sorry too, Dimitri. I'm very sorry —
Alright, you're sorrier than I am, but I am sorry as well — I am as sorry as you are, Dimitri. Don't say that you're more sorry than I am, because I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are — So we're both sorry, alright? Alright... Yes, he's right here. He wants to talk to you, just a second —
Now then, Dimitri — you know about how — we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the bomb... The bomb, Dimitri, the hydrogen bomb... Well, now, what happened is — um — one of our base commanders, he had a sort of — well, he went a little funny in the head — you know, just a little — funny, and uh, he went and did a silly thing — Well, I'll tell you what he did, he ordered his planes — to attack your country.
Ah — well, let me finish, Dimitri — let me finish, Dimitri —
Well, listen, how do you think I feel about it? Can you imagine how I feel about it, Dimitri?... Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello?
...Of course I like to speak to you! Of course I like to say hello!... Not now, but any time, Dimitri.
I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened. It's a friendly call, of course, it's a friendly call — Listen, if it wasn't friendly you probably wouldn't have even got it!... They will not reach their targets for at least another hour — I am — I am positive, Dimitri — listen, I've been all over this with your ambassador, it is not a trick... Well, I'll tell you. We'd like to give your Air Staff a complete rundown on the targets, the flight plans, and the defensive systems of the planes.
...Yes, I mean if we're unable to recall the planes and — I'd say that, uh — well, uh — we're just gonna have to help you destroy them, Dimitri — I know they're our boys... Alright, well, listen, now who should we call?... Who should we call, Dimitri?... What "The People"? — What? Sorry, you faded away there —
"The People's Central Air Defense Headquarters," where is that, Dimitri?... In Omsk. Right?... Yes — Oh, you'll call them first, will you?... Uh huh — Listen, do you happen to have the phone number on you, Dimitri?... What? I see, just ask for Omsk Information — How — ah, um, hmmm... I'm sorry too, Dimitri. I'm very sorry —
Alright, you're sorrier than I am, but I am sorry as well — I am as sorry as you are, Dimitri. Don't say that you're more sorry than I am, because I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are — So we're both sorry, alright? Alright... Yes, he's right here. He wants to talk to you, just a second —
