mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Sept 28, 2016 14:30:16 GMT -5
The most must see dad in wrestling was back on Smackdown last night. Just a pity he didn't get to sit and make weird faces while he watched his son get the shit kicked out of him this time though. Maybe next week.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2016 14:33:17 GMT -5
He's the hero we need. Should have put him on Raw though. They could use the star power.
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Post by edgestar on Sept 28, 2016 14:33:19 GMT -5
Mr. Miz and Mr. Cena: 2 Dads with Attitude  |
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Sept 28, 2016 14:37:39 GMT -5
I didn't know Miz's dad was Axl Rose.
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Sept 28, 2016 14:39:32 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2016 14:45:53 GMT -5
The Miz's dad was the subject of my most tasteless and darkest thread I have ever made. So I welcome him back.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 28, 2016 14:52:44 GMT -5
The guy seems totally normal outside of his RAW appearances. I wonder if he dresses down and looks goofy on purpose for TV. Either that or he's one of those cursed people where TV cameras for some reason alter nearly everything about them.  Seems textbook normal there. Same with his mom. |
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Sept 28, 2016 14:53:19 GMT -5
The guy screams: "I have posters of my daughter-in-law in the basement...."
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Post by moondoggie on Sept 28, 2016 15:09:17 GMT -5
Mr. Kidd returned
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Post by King (Super) Dragunov on Sept 28, 2016 15:12:59 GMT -5
The guy screams: "I have posters of my daughter-in-law in the basement...." Okay I want him on SDL every single week. During Miz's matches. With a megaphone. Screaming this. From the front row. |
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Sept 28, 2016 15:14:34 GMT -5
The guy screams: "I have posters of my daughter-in-law in the basement...." And everyone would go "really? Dude that's not accepta..oh, that's her? Carry on." |
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Sept 28, 2016 15:15:13 GMT -5
The guy seems totally normal outside of his RAW appearances. I wonder if he dresses down and looks goofy on purpose for TV. Either that or he's one of those cursed people where TV cameras for some reason alter nearly everything about them. Seems textbook normal there. Same with his mom. That's the first time I've noticed how much the Miz actually looks like him. |
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Sept 28, 2016 18:23:35 GMT -5
That's the first time I've noticed how much the Miz actually looks like him. Miz basically has his dad's upper face and nose, and his mom's lower face and teeth. |
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Post by schizo on Sept 28, 2016 18:33:44 GMT -5
After all this time. I know who miz's mom remind me of....  |
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 28, 2016 18:38:40 GMT -5
Miz has been having a really good year, in some ways better than when he was the WWE champion, even, so, good for the family.
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Post by edgestar on Sept 28, 2016 18:42:41 GMT -5
The guy screams: "I have posters of my daughter-in-law in the basement...." Why dies he scream that in the basement? |
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Squirrel Master
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Post by Squirrel Master on Sept 28, 2016 21:46:24 GMT -5
More power to The Miz. I thought he was the drizzling shitz when he first appeared in WWE. Now hes the hot steamy poop!
...I hope I'm making sense here...
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Post by dreamer75 on Sept 28, 2016 21:50:38 GMT -5
Miz dad vs Senor Benjamin: cross promotional dream match
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Sept 28, 2016 22:06:21 GMT -5
Miz dad vs Senor Benjamin: cross promotional dream match Miz's Dad vs. James Ellsworth: Chin on a Pole Match. Ellworth wins, he gets to keep the chin, Miz's Dad wins, his gets to escape his neck. |
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Post by ________ has left the building on Sept 29, 2016 7:44:38 GMT -5
Miz Dad listens to Bray Wyatt promos while playing Pink Floyd albums hoping that they sync up. His favorite wrestler is RVD. He hasn't cut his hair since the Clinton Admistration. Been told numerous times by the Cleveland police "Please, sir, could you put your clothes back on? ".
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