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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2016 19:46:59 GMT -5
Dusty Rhodes in WCW once responded to someone calling a dragon screw legwhip and said something to the effect of "Sounds like what I did with my wife in bed last night."
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canal
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Post by canal on Oct 1, 2016 21:00:45 GMT -5
The pre-show battle royal at WrestleMania 22, Tazz says something along the lines of "(Road Warrior) Animal pounding away on one of The Dicks with that big right hand!" Then again, The Dicks' entire 'run' on SmackDown was just one long(!) innuendo, lead to them being released(!) when they ran out of one-liners.
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Post by Mike Bockwinkel on Oct 1, 2016 23:38:49 GMT -5
Bobby Heenan flipping through channels during a match on RAW: "What about that movie of that girl in Dallas?"
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"What the hell am I? A school crossing?"
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Post by A damn road sign on Oct 2, 2016 2:01:29 GMT -5
The pre-show battle royal at WrestleMania 22, Tazz says something along the lines of "(Road Warrior) Animal pounding away on one of The Dicks with that big right hand!" Then again, The Dicks' entire 'run' on SmackDown was just one long(!) innuendo, lead to them being released when they ran out of one-liners. The Dicks weren't a part of that battle royal No? Well it was definitely during some sort of battle royal/clusterf*** during that time period any way.
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Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Oct 2, 2016 2:06:08 GMT -5
Jesse Ventura has The Killer Bees join him on The Body Shop. Jesse, in a remark that wasn't discussed backstage says "So, I heard you boys were just in Australia. While you were there, did you drop any pollen?" Both Bees immediately freeze up as they've just been asked if they got laid on national television. Dusty Rhodes in WCW once responded to someone calling a dragon screw legwhip and said something to the effect of "Sounds like what I did with my wife in bed last night." The line was closer to: "Dragon Screw Leg Whip? I'll have to remember that tonight! 'Oooh honey, what was that?' That's the dragon-screw leggy-whip!"
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July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
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Post by Rican on Oct 2, 2016 9:41:36 GMT -5
On the episode of RAW after Darren Young came out during Darren's match at one point Cole yelled "Darren Young from behind!" towards the end.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 2, 2016 10:17:23 GMT -5
"The one-eyed monster Kane!" - JR
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Post by ________ has left the building on Oct 2, 2016 10:27:19 GMT -5
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Post by moondoggie on Oct 2, 2016 12:44:14 GMT -5
J.R.: Mankind gave Al Snow head last Thursday night on Smackdown.
King: WHAT?! JR?!
J.R.: What he presented him with that mannequin head last Thursday night on Smackdown.
King: Oh okay
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2016 16:58:40 GMT -5
this is going to be 75% jerry lawler quotes isn't it? Mine will be. King: "JR, I understand you're not a fan of Molly Holly's wrestling; maybe you'd prefer to see her box."
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Oct 3, 2016 10:46:08 GMT -5
You may just be a great white shark patrolling around an empty butthole
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2016 11:05:07 GMT -5
this is going to be 75% jerry lawler quotes isn't it? King: "JR, I understand you're not a fan of Molly Holly's wrestling; maybe you'd prefer to see her box." Good lord
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2016 11:59:26 GMT -5
^To be fair, this was a Raw where JR pretty much rolled his eyes and groaned at everything Jerry was saying, pretty much acting fed up with his color commentator.
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thecrusherwi
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Post by thecrusherwi on Oct 3, 2016 12:21:56 GMT -5
Gorilla: "The Jumping Bomb Angels shocked the world a while back on national television when they stripped...
Heenan: "WHAT!?"
Gorilla:"...the titles from the Glamour Girls...""
Heenan:"....oh"
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Post by MiLB Fan on Oct 3, 2016 13:51:51 GMT -5
Brother Love asking, "What sort of favors have YOU been doing for Jack Tunney, Miss Elizabeth?"
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Post by thegame415 on Oct 3, 2016 14:16:55 GMT -5
After Patterson low blows Rock.
JR: I 'm sure he's been fantasizing about doing that for a while.
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RIHT
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Wanted a title with "YOU'RE WELCOME!" Close enough.
Hey-yo.
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Post by RIHT on Oct 3, 2016 14:19:39 GMT -5
King: "HAHA! JR, I love attractive women!"
JR: "BY GAWD, KING, HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?!?"
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 3, 2016 15:13:22 GMT -5
Jesse Ventura has The Killer Bees join him on The Body Shop. Jesse, in a remark that wasn't discussed backstage says "So, I heard you boys were just in Australia. While you were there, did you drop any pollen?" Both Bees immediately freeze up as they've just been asked if they got laid on national television. Dusty Rhodes in WCW once responded to someone calling a dragon screw legwhip and said something to the effect of "Sounds like what I did with my wife in bed last night." The line was closer to: "Dragon Screw Leg Whip? I'll have to remember that tonight! 'Oooh honey, what was that?' That's the dragon-screw leggy-whip!" Nine months later, Cody was born.
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Post by zrowsdower on Oct 3, 2016 16:19:42 GMT -5
HHH saying he's Bi.
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Post by MrElijah on Oct 3, 2016 16:35:16 GMT -5
Heenan; Sign my buns? Awfully hard to do without a mirror.
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Heenan: Can we go into the theater?
Sherri: Sure we can even sit in the back!
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Tony: Why don't you clap for the Nitro Girls?
Heenan: Hard to do it with one hand.
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