Perfect Timing
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Perfect Timing on Oct 1, 2016 12:07:41 GMT -5
Jim Ross commentating on RAW in UK April 2007. During the HBK/Cena main event match. HBK hit's a flying forearm smash.
"Shawn Michaels just exploded in the face of John Cena!!!"
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Timeless Hayterade
Dennis Stamp
Rhea's the Tribal Chief now. ACKNOWLEDGE MAMI!
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Post by Timeless Hayterade on Oct 1, 2016 12:10:55 GMT -5
"I bet she's tattooed in places I'd love to lick." - Jerry Lawler talking about Lita.
"Hey ma, I'm in Washington DC, and I'm gonna get to see Bush!" - Paul Heyman during the segment where Trish barked like a dog.
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Post by MikeyMania on Oct 1, 2016 12:12:17 GMT -5
Lita jerking Edge off..
the ladder.
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Post by horseface on Oct 1, 2016 12:15:15 GMT -5
I remember when the tag team "The Dicks" came around it was pretty much constant from Tazz. Ugh smackdown was so so bad around then.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2016 12:29:06 GMT -5
In YOUR End-o
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El Pollo Guerrera
Grimlock
His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Oct 1, 2016 12:31:55 GMT -5
Innuendo = Italian suppository.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2016 12:34:05 GMT -5
JR: "It's Patterson's dream come true, a low blow."
In another episode I watched, he made a comment about Patterson bringing up the rear too.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Oct 1, 2016 12:47:20 GMT -5
this is going to be 75% jerry lawler quotes isn't it?
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Abadebe
Don Corleone
Man of the Hour
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Post by Abadebe on Oct 1, 2016 12:49:55 GMT -5
While calling Ahmed Johnson vs Mark Henry:
Vince (or maybe JR): "Henry, handling the big Johnson..."
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2016 12:51:54 GMT -5
JR: "It's Patterson's dream come true, a low blow." In another episode I watched, he made a comment about Patterson bringing up the rear too. Jr:Patterson works at Briscoe Bros Body shop part-time...He specializes in Rear end work. |
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Post by MrElijah on Oct 1, 2016 12:57:32 GMT -5
Heenan: Look at that pair!! They should be on the cover of GQ! *talking about Sherri's Breast while she walks out with Ted Dibiase*
Heenan: Well it looks like a full moon *talks about Sherri's ass in chaps*
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魔界5号
Hank Scorpio
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Post by 魔界5号 on Oct 1, 2016 13:38:25 GMT -5
"Last night, anticipation turned to titilation" - Michael Cole in the recap of Fully Loaded 98, just before the Bikini Contest
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Post by jp49er80 on Oct 1, 2016 14:32:10 GMT -5
Royal Rumble 2001. Big Show is clearing the ring.
"IT'S LIKE A MAN PLAYING WITH CHILDREN!" - not a great one JR.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Oct 1, 2016 14:35:51 GMT -5
Sherri walking to the ring, Dibiase-era on a Coliseum Video release
Randy Savage: "Somebody better check if Sherri has a cold because her chest looks swollen, yea-ah!"
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A damn road sign
Samurai Cop
"What the hell am I? A school crossing?"
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Post by A damn road sign on Oct 1, 2016 14:43:25 GMT -5
The pre-show battle royal at WrestleMania 22, Tazz says something along the lines of "(Road Warrior) Animal pounding away on one of The Dicks with that big right hand!" Then again, The Dicks' entire 'run' on SmackDown was just one long(!) innuendo, lead to them being released when they ran out of one-liners.
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Post by AJ Smudgico on Oct 1, 2016 15:10:30 GMT -5
JR on Patterson being first Intercontinental Champion.
"He beat off a lot of men in one night"
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Oct 1, 2016 15:32:47 GMT -5
Two big guys going hard
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Post by moondoggie on Oct 1, 2016 17:47:46 GMT -5
The pre-show battle royal at WrestleMania 22, Tazz says something along the lines of "(Road Warrior) Animal pounding away on one of The Dicks with that big right hand!" Then again, The Dicks' entire 'run' on SmackDown was just one long(!) innuendo, lead to them being released when they ran out of one-liners. The Dicks weren't a part of that battle royal |
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Oct 1, 2016 18:26:46 GMT -5
JR: "Will you knock it off with all this, these penis innuendos!"
King: "Wha?! What?! JR you said penis!"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2016 19:17:22 GMT -5
Not sexual innuendo but Vince Commentating HBK was definitely sexual fever.
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