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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2016 8:37:23 GMT -5
It's that day again, for the biggest thing you'll see this week in professional wrestling! Raw? SmackDown? Bound for Glory? No Mercy? ROH? Lucha Underground? Noooo, the start of another block of TNA taping over and over and over again to see them all the way through the rest of the year! Good times!
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Oct 3, 2016 8:39:37 GMT -5
Watch them do some repeat history stupid shit like someone random challenging Lashley and he losses the belt like when Storm beat Angle.
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Post by lionheart21 on Oct 3, 2016 8:39:40 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2016 8:45:03 GMT -5
Watch them do some repeat history stupid shit like someone random challenging Lashley and he losses the belt like when Storm beat Angle.  |
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Oct 3, 2016 8:47:09 GMT -5
Watch them do some repeat history stupid shit like someone random challenging Lashley and he losses the belt like when Storm beat Angle. How the f**. Josh just spoils everything. That wouldn't surprise me tho if we get that result which means we get Bennett vs CODY for the belt. If that's the case god needs to put a bullett in TNA |
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 3, 2016 8:49:01 GMT -5
Give us BIGFOOT before you die ya bastards
Just make the next set of shows all the old crap you cut.
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Oct 3, 2016 8:59:44 GMT -5
I'm now working under the theory that TNA is a machine that sucks the goodwill and sympathy out of WWE castoffs, as well as the active squandering of talented flippy dudes. It's what sustains the company, not financial injections from money marks. Aron Rex bought a stay of execution last taping session and now everyone's turned on him, and BFG almost didn't happen, but TNA has landed Cody Rhodes, who probably has enough talent to sustain the company for the rest of the year before he turns into a husk nobody wants to see anymore and TNA has to turn its sights to someone new again.
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Post by Dragonfly on Oct 3, 2016 17:15:51 GMT -5
Since the tapings are apparently a go, here are my predictions:
- They plan on filming several thousand hours of footage for Impact, which should last them until the heat death of the universe. They also are going to shoot 4,295 One Night Only PPVs that no one will watch, 135,629 episodes of Xplosion no one will ever get to see and at least 24 full angles designed to work the Internet.
- Alberto El Patron will make his debut, along with Sara Lee from Tough Enough, Bully Ray (again), some old fart from the Attitude Era no one cares about anymore, Great Power Uti and some unknown guy that Matt Hardy is super tight with.
- By the end, Gail Kim will have lost, then won back, the belt seventeen times, beating every cis woman in the building, every trans woman in the Orlando area and Mike Bennett in a dress at least thrice.
- Aron Rex will turn sixteen times in a seven minute period.
- You know how great the on-again, off-again feud between Daniel Bryan and The Miz has been on Smackdown? Well the planned ripoff feud with Billy Corgan, Eli Drake and a cactus dressed like Maryse will be even better!
- Lashley will lose the title to Moose, who will then lose it to Marshe Rocket for absolutely no reason. Rocket will lose it Mike Bennett after Moose turns to help him. Mike Bennett will lose it to Cody, but only after all of the guys mentioned above, the high school football team from BFG and third-party presidential candidates Gary Johnson and Jill Stein do run-ins. Cody and Gail Kim will then reenact the Fingerpoke of Doom, which again, may or may not have been filmed to work the Internet.
- At least four people who should probably be in the hospital right now - Drew Galloway, Davey Richards, Davey Richards in a wig and the "debuting" "Richard G. Davidson, Esq." - will work every night of the tapings.
- The King of the Mountain title will be reintroduced, pushed hard for three episodes, then promptly forgotten about.
- Josh Matthews will cover for another round of power failure by claiming that they are waiting for Sabu to arrive.
- Dixie will be treated as a conquering hero who saved TNA from the WWE, some guy who like to smash pumpkins and the invading Mongol horde. Billy Corgan, meanwhile, will look like he hasn't slept in a year.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2016 17:55:04 GMT -5
Scoop #1: The crowd has been informed that the loudest fans will be taken from their seats to go backstage and meet the stars of Impact Scoop #2: Madison Rayne is doing commentary for Xplosion with Josh Matthews Scoop #3: Jade over Laurel Van Ness on Xplosion Scoop #4: There appears to be a talk show set in the Impact Zone  Scoop #5: Set was for a Fact of Life with Eli Drake, his guest was EC3 and they verbally antagonized each other Scoop #6: Lashley's next feud is Aron Rex  Scoop #7: Every champion came out and put over why their division is the most important  Scoop #8  Scoop #9: Billy said every champion will defend their title tonight, except DJZ, because Team X Gold (?) is next Yeeeeah. Of course they go all titles on the line the show after a PPV. Of course. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2016 18:06:43 GMT -5
Who is that with Corgan?
And I am sticking with my theory this "might be sold" is all a work. Corgan has control legit and they are using to kayfabe introduce someone new.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2016 18:08:22 GMT -5
Scoop #10: DJZ, Mandrews, and Braxton over Marshe Rockett, Trevor Lee, and Andrew Everett
Who the hell is Swamp Missile anyway? What's with how TNA just constantly plops people out there with zero context for who they are then has them immediately lose over and over and over?
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Oct 3, 2016 18:08:31 GMT -5
OK, 1. What the f*** is Billy wearing? and 2. Is his entrance video a bunch of Smashing Pumpkins music videos put together or some shit? |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2016 18:09:42 GMT -5
Hey, only took 8 or 9 months under contract for Rockett to get used.
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Post by Steveweiser on Oct 3, 2016 18:18:40 GMT -5
Scoop #11: Cody put over TNA and said he has a shot at the TNA title
Scoop #12: Bennett and Maria interrupted Cody & Brandi's promo, ended up in a brawl with Bennett and Maria running away
Scoop #13: Cody came back out and said before his title match he wants to face Bennett next week
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Post by Dragonfly on Oct 3, 2016 18:21:03 GMT -5
Who is that with Corgan? And I am sticking with my theory this "might be sold" is all a work. Corgan has control legit and they are using to kayfabe introduce someone new. According to Twitter, it's Aiden O'Shea. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2016 18:21:11 GMT -5
Oh man, Cody R[edacted] wins the title and faces a heel EC3 for the title and which family is really wrestling royalty?
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Oct 3, 2016 18:23:35 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2016 18:23:43 GMT -5
STEVE WHAT BARR IS BILLY CORGAN? He is a classic perfectly refined.  Chessboard |
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Post by jagilki on Oct 3, 2016 18:28:19 GMT -5
Fake Scoop Number whatever: EC3 denounces the Carter name. He's now being his true self. He's really Billy Corgans cousin and is now Ethan Corgan the 3rd.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Oct 3, 2016 18:29:45 GMT -5
All the champions in the ring by the picture minus Jeff. Where is Brother Nero?
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