And that's how I almost walked home...

[Back to being Cenanuff]

I was at a furniture store with The Boy and the Mrs., and as we were checking out, I noticed the brochure for the extended protection plan. It had a pic of a lady cuddling with her man, and I swear the man looked like Chris Pratt. The girl behind the counter did the usual "did you find everything okay?" and I said "yeah, but I'm curious how you got Chris Pratt on that brochure." She looked and chuckled, then The Boy looked at it and said "wow...Chris Brown!" Without even thinking, I said "no son, that's not Chris Brown. You know how I know? The lady in the picture doesn't have a black eye."


And that's how I almost walked home.

[Long A, Short A]

It's not your fault that Chris Brown is a boiled turd...

[HisRoyalGreeness]

Reminds me of a time I was watching a Comedy Central Roast with some friends. Christopher Walken was one of the roasters. One friend asked if Christopher Walken was the guy that played Superman. I said "No. Thats Christopher Reeve and he's definitely not Walken." I wasn't threatened with the possibility of Walken home though.