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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2016 17:28:02 GMT -5
...and you realize "I'm in Wal-Mart with my pants unzipped holding my penis?"
I mean, there's a perfectly logical and acceptable explanation for it, but still, that's technically what is happening.
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Post by edgestar on Oct 16, 2016 17:29:15 GMT -5
Can't say I've thought that
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Oct 16, 2016 17:31:45 GMT -5
Never think that. Do think its weird if I'm at work and people are having a conversation while peeing.
I stand by the rule no conversations while we are in the room where our penises are out
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 16, 2016 17:34:52 GMT -5
Never think that. Do think its weird if I'm at work and people are having a conversation while peeing. I stand by the rule no conversations while we are in the room where our penises are out Must be boring eating silently in the cafeteria |
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Oct 16, 2016 19:10:32 GMT -5
Yep. I've got an unfortunate memory from that experience too. My friends and I stopped at a Wal-Mart at three in the morning coming home from a wrestling show and a couple of us had to use the restroom real bad. My one friend went in and commandeered the stall. He takes a while in there for whatever reason. Sometimes I make jokes about it if we happen to be in the restroom at the same time. He'll let out some gas while I'm doing my thing and I'll say "Kevin Bacon starring in The Air Up There 2!" I'll just be silly to make an awkward situation less awkward.
Anyway, I'm using the urinal when someone else walks in. I'm looking down, taking care of business when I notice a message printed on the urinal filter. I say out loud to my friend that there's a message in my urinal. It says "Just say no to drugs." I find humor in this so I just had to share it with my friend. I'm not paying attention to the person that came in to use a urinal in the other direction. This guy walks up behind me and looks down at my piece telling me his urinal doesn't have a message. Then he says that's healthy, smiles and walks out. I'm standing there still going and I'm completely creeped out.
Now I kind of had to know. Did his urinal filter not have that message or did he say that just to check me out? I didn't really want to to know, but I thought it was going to bother me more if this question went unanswered. I walked over and looked down into that urinal and there it was. The same message printed in mine. Now I'm even more creeped out. Not a good way to end the night.
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Post by Glitch on Oct 16, 2016 20:41:14 GMT -5
Ok,dude. You gotta stop posting thes-wait a minute! You're not @supersweetbotch!!!
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Post by Heartbreaker on Oct 16, 2016 21:13:41 GMT -5
I don't have a penis, so no.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Oct 16, 2016 21:21:32 GMT -5
I do have one, and I've never thought that.
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Post by ISO Mid Thigh Pull on Oct 16, 2016 21:45:23 GMT -5
Yes
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2016 22:06:30 GMT -5
Yes but it wasn't in the public washroom...
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 16, 2016 22:14:30 GMT -5
Better yours than someone else's, then you'd have some explaining to do.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2016 4:06:45 GMT -5
Whenever you are in a public restroom in a zoo. Do you ever think about Harambe?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2016 11:13:04 GMT -5
Sometimes I'm in the men's room and I heard.......bathroom noises. But not from the room I'm in, rather the one on the other side of the wall. I then loudly scream "EWWW GIRLS DO THAT KINDA STUFF TOO GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!" and I run out.
......my pants are properly back on when I flee in terror.
Most times.
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Oct 17, 2016 14:23:52 GMT -5
Whenever you are in a public restroom in a zoo. Do you ever think about Harambe? Nope. I can honestly say I've never taken out my piece for him, not even at the zoo. |
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