Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 22, 2016 16:40:38 GMT -5
What wacky facts about TNA will we find out on Tuesday when Corgan's lawsuit against TNA, or as I'm calling it, Pre-Christmas, is unsealed. I'll start.
-It's finally revealed publicly that Dixie Carter is, and always has been, the Mexican Drug kingpin El Chapo.
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Post by toodarkmark on Oct 22, 2016 18:05:26 GMT -5
It was Rikishi all along. He did it for the Rock.
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Post by Thunderbolt on Oct 22, 2016 18:18:59 GMT -5
Dixie Carter gave herself a $250,000 bonus for "all her hard work" while not paying wrestlers and production crew members and used that 250K to get a vaginaplasty to undo all the damage done to it by Hulk Hogan's "10 inch dick".
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Post by floundertime on Oct 22, 2016 19:34:13 GMT -5
Dixie Carter gave herself a $250,000 bonus for "all her hard work" while not paying wrestlers and production crew members and used that 250K to get a vaginaplasty to undo all the damage done to it by Hulk Hogan's "10 inch dick". When that happened did hulk complain about how much he ate and that he felt like a pig?  I'm trying to determine if that's the norm for hulk |
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 23, 2016 10:23:20 GMT -5
Abyss is his own grandpa
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Oct 23, 2016 10:35:09 GMT -5
Dixie Carter gave herself a $250,000 bonus for "all her hard work" while not paying wrestlers and production crew members and used that 250K to get a vaginaplasty to undo all the damage done to it by Hulk Hogan's "10 inch dick". Which is not to be confused with Terry Bollea's five inch dick. |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Oct 23, 2016 10:43:01 GMT -5
Dixie is in fact a shaved Bigfoot, hence the deal with Destination America.
The fact a Bigfoot ran a company for years is a positive, right? You can't expect a Bigfoot to understand little things like finance or paying employees.
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Oct 23, 2016 11:19:59 GMT -5
Serj gets $100k for each crappy knockoff song he writes.
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Oct 23, 2016 11:50:48 GMT -5
Josh Matthews is really three ducks in a human costume, and I apologize to all ducks for the defamation.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Oct 23, 2016 12:04:25 GMT -5
Bob Ryder goes and picks up mexican day laborers so that they can choke him in the shower.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Oct 23, 2016 12:39:57 GMT -5
Dixie is actually three female children in a trench coat
Josh Matthews thinks he is people
Serj only understands loud noises
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Oct 23, 2016 12:50:15 GMT -5
2 of Bram's contracts were written in crayon and on a napkin.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2016 13:01:20 GMT -5
There is, ironically, six distinct, separate sides involved in the lawsuit and the subsequent struggle for control of the company that will result from it.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2016 13:04:13 GMT -5
The Sinister Minister did lose his virginity at the age of 8. I'm gonna say that Vince Russo technically owns the company after winning it in a card game back in 2003. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2016 13:07:27 GMT -5
Josh Matthews thinks he is people Best one yet! Does Dixie keep him chained up in the backyard? |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Oct 23, 2016 13:20:10 GMT -5
CANNIBALISM!
How else could you have enough food in catering for Samoa Joe?
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Oct 23, 2016 13:29:54 GMT -5
There is, ironically, six distinct, separate sides involved in the lawsuit and the subsequent struggle for control of the company that will result from it. Problem is, Dixie's lawyers doesn't have an Angle to fight it from.  |
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And Eee
Tommy Wiseau
Congratulations.......Does a bus run through here?
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Post by And Eee on Oct 23, 2016 16:36:45 GMT -5
On page 3658 of 17000 in Section C, paragraph 2 reveals that Dixie bobs for apples in the toilet. And she likes it.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Oct 23, 2016 16:51:20 GMT -5
There's a Dixie/Serg/Ryder sex tape, and both sides of the lawsuit agree that any copies be thrown into an active volcano lest it be seen by any member of the public
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Oct 23, 2016 17:24:01 GMT -5
CANNIBALISM! How else could you have enough food in catering for Samoa Joe? So, that's what happened to Cheex and the midget wrestlers they had. |
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I'm trying to determine if that's the norm for hulk
