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Post by Fuji's racist salt on Oct 24, 2016 11:59:57 GMT -5
How comes this jam up guy didn't run for Pres?
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Oct 24, 2016 12:01:27 GMT -5
I mean, it'd be funny but nah, I'm straight 1000x over, b.
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 24, 2016 12:13:31 GMT -5
He already rules a universe.
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Honeybear Lyder
ALF
It's called a title match, dammit! I'll fire your ass, dammit! Get me a snowcone, dammit!
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Post by Honeybear Lyder on Oct 24, 2016 12:38:53 GMT -5
Some years back someone made a whole list of things that would've happened if Vince was president. Stuff like "he'd appoint the USA General Manager to run the country and would only appear three or four times a year" and "the US would randomly turn heel and start bombing it's allies".
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2016 12:41:40 GMT -5
Stephanie McMahon is appointed to his cabinet in be charge of foreign affairs and somehow emasculates every country without getting a comeuppance.
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Oct 24, 2016 12:42:28 GMT -5
He'd be all over the Edward Snowcone situation.
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Post by 4real on Oct 24, 2016 12:42:31 GMT -5
McMahon running against Trump could be incredible.
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Oct 24, 2016 12:51:12 GMT -5
Foreign enemies would have the option of either being bombed or kissing his ass live on national television.
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Post by Dub H on Oct 24, 2016 14:59:13 GMT -5
Booing ROman?That is 5 years on the jail,pal.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2016 14:59:45 GMT -5
I think his opponents would actually all have fatal heart attacks when presented with all the skeletons in his closet that could easily be displayed for the world to behold.
.............so yeah, why DIDN'T he run? It's pretty much a clear paved road.
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Post by Andy Martin on Oct 24, 2016 15:05:19 GMT -5
There's only one man that can stand up to ISIS. And that man's name is Vincent. Kennedy. McMahon..
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Post by 111111 on Oct 24, 2016 15:58:16 GMT -5
One of the candidates is pretty much Vince Mcmahon.
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Post by Bo Rida on Oct 24, 2016 16:24:57 GMT -5
In many ways he's the ideal candidate, no need to worry about secret recordings and clandestine meetings leaking to the press as he's said it all publicly anyway.
No Chance > Hail to the chief
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2016 16:42:35 GMT -5
Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit play the inauguration.
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Post by Nickybojelais on Oct 24, 2016 17:54:08 GMT -5
Yeah right. As if a crazy billionaire who has said outright racist things on air and acted like a sexual deviant around women would ever get nominated to run for president.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Oct 24, 2016 18:05:25 GMT -5
Because there are so many skeletons in Vince's closet he would walk out of the other side of the campaign bankrupt because it would flat out kill wrestling.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Oct 24, 2016 18:15:10 GMT -5
He saw how well the Hogan run went.
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 24, 2016 18:20:01 GMT -5
You can either pay your taxes... or wrestle BRAUN STROOOOOOMAAAAANNNNN!
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Oct 24, 2016 18:29:49 GMT -5
"Judge Ginsburg.....YOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED!"
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Post by Thaal Sinestro on Oct 24, 2016 19:28:38 GMT -5
Cause he couldn't control the outcome
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