Have you ever competed against anyone over a mate

[Deleted]

How did it go? Did you win? Did you lose? Did you both lose? Did it end up in a Threeway with both of you losing?

[Juice]

Me and my best friend both "competed" for a girl at a party. Just when it looked like I won he did. They actually dated for about a year.

[GuyOfOwnage]

This is how my first real relationship started, sadly. I was 16, had a friend who was 17, and my eventual girlfriend strung us along for months before finally going with me. I can't believe I was actually shocked when she ended up cheating on me years later.

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

One time I had to beat away a dude with a makeshift club over a potential mate. I remember that night very well, it was cold and rainy. We huddled inside our cave afterwards and started a fire, though once it was fully lit we were terrified of it and started screeching.

College was weird.

[The 1Watcher Experience]

Nope. They're either interested or they're not. If you're trying to win someone over while competing with someone else, you're probably either wasting your time or they're just going to end up taking advantage of you. I also don't get involved in relationships where people believe they have more "power" than their partner. I value the person I'm with as my equal. I've had many friends that chased someone they wanted, and competed with others for them, that weren't as interested in them and it ended badly every time. Everything from lost money to lawsuits to cheating. No thanks. I'd rather be with someone that is just as into me as I'm into them. That's when I've always had the most healthy and fun relationships.

[Hit Girl]

Yes and no

I've had opponents, but "competition" implies they actually posed a challenge.

[The Summer of Muskrat XVII]

I consider myself in competition with all men when it comes to trying to pick up a single chick. But if you mean like an actual bet, like "$20 to whoever manages to hook up with that girl first?" between 2 friends? Then yes, I've done that too. I haven't always been a good person

[HMARK Center]

More often than I care to admit. I have a pic of the last time it happened, that's me in the foreground:

[Duke Cameron]

No. I never went after any woman who had any other serious suitors.

[Urethra Franklin]

Never seriously. I've been interested in the same girl as buddies in the past, but I'd back off or they would if she reciprocated the interest with me or them.

[Deleted]

One time I "won" a girl, and then after dating a few years she cheated on me. Shocking I know.

I'll never compete for a woman again. Either she wants me or she doesn't, I ain't wasting my time convincing anybody.

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

Yes, and I ended up having to kill and eat both of them.

[Deleted]

No. I dont see the point of the chase.

Shes already treating me like crap. I doubt she will be better once the relationship starts.

[Back to being Cenanuff]

I had a gentleman's agreement with a buddy of mine. We worked at an amusement park where we rotated work areas once a week. We both liked the same girl, and the rotation would have put him in the same work area as her a week before I got to work with her. So I got sneaky. A girl I went to HS with liked my buddy, so I convinced her to make the first move. They started dating, and I got to date the girl I wanted...so it was kind of a win-win.

[ERON]

Yeah, I've had a handful of relationships over the years that either began or ended this way.

[Vice honcho room temperature]

Just with myself to not f*** it up.. I usually lose

[The Unconquered Sun]

Wow, does this story ever take me back, to a time when my life was simpler.
Her name was  Marisa, and she was a lovely as you can imagine. She had hair the color of a red onion, or as most people would say, "purple". I'll never forget the 1st thing she said to me, it was "hey, you've got fire breathing tauntauns for hair."
at the time she was taking part in an LSD experiment. 
She was amazing, our 1st date was to a water park that we had all to our selves because the staf hadn't gotten around to cleaning the pool after that kids "accident." The slightest touch from her would turn my knees to Jello-O and other parts more ridge. I serenaded her with the most romantic song I could think of, Billy Ocean's Get Out Of My Dreams And In To My Car.
But there was another. As it turns out she was married, in a MMORPG to a level 100 fighter with adamantium Porcpine armor. His name was Boutrous Boutros-Ghali Boutros, not the Boutrous Boutros-Ghali Boutros, turns out it's just a common name. Of course he was infuriated by my time with Marisa, he said to me "HEY, BACK OFF OF MY WIFE OR WE WILL HAVE A LONG AND UNCOUTH CONVERSATION ABOUT THE DIFFICULT SITUATION YOU ARE PUTTING MY EMOTIONS THROUGH," Dispite his threats I continued to pursue my beloved. 
Finally he had had enough and challenged me to a duel. Pistols at dawn. We were to walk 10 paces and fire. But I graduated from American public schools so I was only able to count to 2. I turned early and was about to fire when I saw Marisa walk arm and arm off into the sunset with a door to door tuba salesman. I was crushed and broken, mainly because I was standing in the street and never saw the semi truck coming. 
The last I had heard of Marisa she was married to a female albino alligator wrestler. The woman she married wrestles albino alligators, not that she only wrestles female albino alligators. You'd be amazed on how many time I have to clarify that sentence. As for Boutrous Boutros-Ghali Boutrous, he went on to be a part of the re-formed S Club 7 I think.
life can be strange sometimes.

[The Lach is very tired]

I once slept with a friend's ex fiance as payback for discovering him in bed with my girlfriend, does that count?

[Jiren]

Nah

Not worth the effort

[Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV]

When you're with the lads and there's a top lad sometimes you gotta