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Post by Cvslfc123 on Oct 28, 2016 3:25:24 GMT -5
He beat John Cena then Undertaker shook his hand.
He was Big Show's opponent when Show got attacked by a poisoned burrito.
He had the best character model on Smackdown vs Raw 2006
That's all I remember.
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Post by Honeybear Lyder on Oct 28, 2016 5:00:39 GMT -5
He had like half a dozen finishers, most of which were called "Black Ice".
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2016 5:21:52 GMT -5
I remember him having a match with Kanyon on Velocity once.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2016 5:27:12 GMT -5
His theme music was pretty dope and I never got breaking him away from JBL just to essentially have him still do the same lackey gimmick but solo.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Oct 28, 2016 5:44:46 GMT -5
I remember the Vegeta hair.
the only other thing I can remember is when *BOB HOLLY* kept beating him in less than a minute and bragging about it.
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Post by booman on Oct 28, 2016 6:04:19 GMT -5
Rolled into the ring and tapped himself out a lot. Huh? Ohhhhh, I see what you did there.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Oct 28, 2016 7:57:18 GMT -5
I liked him alright as JBL's Secretary of State or whatever. I mean, he was pretty bland then, but dude had some talent.
Then Benoit starting microwave kickin his ass, and while that was funny, it ruined any credibility for Jordan.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Oct 28, 2016 9:09:40 GMT -5
There was that whole TNA thing... His TNA theme was dope, TBH. Fit his character perfectly. Simply the greatest.
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Post by Ragnal on Oct 28, 2016 9:30:10 GMT -5
I liked him alright as JBL's Secretary of State or whatever. I mean, he was pretty bland then, but dude had some talent. Then Benoit starting microwave kickin his ass, and while that was funny, it ruined any credibility for Jordan. I feel like that was the point. A month prior at GAB '05 Jordan had a long match with Benoit and beat him cleanly. NOBODY bought it, and this was after months of Orlando Jordan only wrestling on Velocity while on Smackdown he just held a shiny belt while acting as Jibbles' lackey. The only notable title defense I can think of him having prior to that was Judgement Day against...Heidenreich. So yeah, I buy WWE going, "People aren't liking Orlando Jordan? Even after letting him beat one of our best wrestlers? Okay, fine. They win this one. Just give Benoit the strap and a thirty second match. Not like Orlando's getting any higher on the card anyway".
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Oct 28, 2016 18:32:20 GMT -5
I liked him alright as JBL's Secretary of State or whatever. I mean, he was pretty bland then, but dude had some talent. Then Benoit starting microwave kickin his ass, and while that was funny, it ruined any credibility for Jordan. I feel like that was the point. A month prior at GAB '05 Jordan had a long match with Benoit and beat him cleanly. NOBODY bought it, and this was after months of Orlando Jordan only wrestling on Velocity while on Smackdown he just held a shiny belt while acting as Jibbles' lackey. The only notable title defense I can think of him having prior to that was Judgement Day against...Heidenreich. So yeah, I buy WWE going, "People aren't liking Orlando Jordan? Even after letting him beat one of our best wrestlers? Okay, fine. They win this one. Just give Benoit the strap and a thirty second match. Not like Orlando's getting any higher on the card anyway". it was the textbook definition of a burial. I remember even when he won a match *STEVIE RICHARDS* came out and made fun of him acting like it was the most surprising thing in the world.
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Post by abjordans on Oct 28, 2016 18:34:29 GMT -5
I know he worked there at one point...
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Post by Fundertaker on Oct 28, 2016 18:40:50 GMT -5
Can we talk about JBL wrestling Godzilla instead? That was at least amusing and doesn't want me to stick a needle in my brain because I remember OJ. "His name's Barney and he eats pizza"
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Oct 28, 2016 18:41:40 GMT -5
He was responsible for some of the best Benoit promos of his career... so that's something.
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Post by Feyrhausen on Oct 28, 2016 18:47:08 GMT -5
He beat John Cena then Undertaker shook his hand. He was Big Show's opponent when Show got attacked by a poisoned burrito. He had the best character model on Smackdown vs Raw 2006 That's all I remember. Lost to John Cena.
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Post by thirteen3 on Oct 28, 2016 18:48:51 GMT -5
Well he worked that bisexual gimmick in TNA so well that people thought he was legit Bi.
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...right? I mean he was supposed to have that in the 'E complete with CM Punk being his man partner and all.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2016 19:14:55 GMT -5
I think Orlando was the guy that started the Reverse STO is the generic black guy finisher thing, then Shelton further innovated by jumping during his. =P
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Oct 28, 2016 19:29:26 GMT -5
DO WHAT I WANT TO
SAY WHAT I WANT TO
ACT HOW I WANT TO
MACK WHO I WANT TO
WHEN IT COMES TO CARS, I DO IT BIG
WHEN IT COMES TO MONEY, I DO IT BIG
WHEN IT COMES TO MAKING MOVES, I DO IT BIG
WHENEVER I DO SOMETHING, I DO IT BIG
Real talk though, he did a shit Ali Shuffle and a friend of mine called him "Orange Juice" because he had a taunt in SvR 06 where he drew "O J" in the air.
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Post by Chiral on Oct 28, 2016 20:30:42 GMT -5
I saw him wrestle Heidenreich live in the weirdest US Championship matchup I can think of.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Oct 28, 2016 21:23:48 GMT -5
Did Bryan Alvarez ever find his time machine?
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Post by Super Duper Dragunov on Oct 29, 2016 3:41:18 GMT -5
wasn't there an underage boyfriend in there somewhere?
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