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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2016 1:50:36 GMT -5
"Just imagine it.
Becky beats Alexa clean. Ends up being the sole survivor for her team and winning the match for SD. The following show, Daniel Bryan is like “damn, you doing work Becky but there’s one challenge for you. At TLC or whatever the f*** the next PPV is, you will defend the belt against...Eva Marie.”
Some laugh, some are mad, but Becky is down with this because she remember how Eva constantly ducked her. The champ is ready to give her that work.
In the weeks building up to the match, videos air that show Eva getting massages and shit to get her mind and body ready for the big match.
PPV time. The crowd is buzzing. Eva comes out all red and stunning. Like, you know you gonna rewind this joint on the Network, that’s how amazing it is. The bell rings, Eva and Becky lock up...and Eva proceeds to straight up outwrestle Becky. I mean, makes her look greener than a blade of grass in springtime. Becky can’t get anything substantial going. Finally, after a mini comeback from Becky, Eva connects with a Shining Wizard before slapping on the Dis-Arm-Her just to put insult to injury. Becky taps and we got a new champion. The #AllRedRevolution is upon us.
Eva rules over Smackdown’s women’s division, practically squashing every challenger before she runs into the one and only Nikki Bella.
Come Wrestlemania, WWE has their big money match. Nikki Bella vs. Eva Marie. The Lioness vs. The Red Goddess. Nikkisawa vs. Eva Kobashi. A match that’s been building since season 1 of Total Divas.
Don’t worry, Vince. No need to pay me, I’ll let you have this one for free. I better get some free tickets next time y’all in the Nasty Nati tho. "
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Jobes
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Post by Jobes on Oct 31, 2016 2:11:49 GMT -5
Fantasy booking.
She can't work.
Sent from my SM-G925V using proboards
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Oct 31, 2016 2:46:04 GMT -5
Meh, I'm sold as long as Bryan actually cuts that promo verbatim about doing work and whatever the f*** the next PPV is.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Oct 31, 2016 10:08:13 GMT -5
Don't.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Oct 31, 2016 10:50:07 GMT -5
Nah.
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the2ndevil
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Post by the2ndevil on Oct 31, 2016 10:57:58 GMT -5
Female equivalent to WWE Champion JBL. A slimy coward that lucks her way into wins, with some obvious cheating when all else fails.
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Jessica Cadavre
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Post by Jessica Cadavre on Oct 31, 2016 12:33:24 GMT -5
Might as well give her the butterfly belt if that happens.
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Post by bootytea on Oct 31, 2016 14:43:51 GMT -5
Just make her enhancement talent. (pun intended? lol)
She was given a free ride despite being a horrid worker and blew it.
They can have her be the manager of the Ascension to put those guys over, maybe even give them a BDSM gimmick or something.
I'm really enjoying the Women's division because everyone is putting 100% effort. I don't want Eva there just because people in management drool over her, that's what RAW is for.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Oct 31, 2016 14:46:30 GMT -5
If the suggestion is anything other then "a one way ticket to Palookaville" I'm not interested
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Oct 31, 2016 17:02:07 GMT -5
1) Buy a one way bus ticket to Nebraska 2) Hand it to Eva Marie.
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Brainbustaaah!
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Oct 31, 2016 17:22:25 GMT -5
Magic, you're my dude. You know you are. But...I'm straight, brah.
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Post by prettynami on Oct 31, 2016 18:32:29 GMT -5
I like this idea. But I think it would work better with Eva's skill-sets if we keep everything the same as Magic said up until the PPV's actual content. At the PPV Eva comes down and the match starts. The first move is an intense lock up, they force each other back into one corner, then the other. The ref breaks them up and they do the that little move your fingers then grab each others hands power struggle spot (Hey, I don't know the technical names!). Becky overpowers Eva who shakes her head around like Hulk Hogan. Eventually that is broken up by the Ref too. Becky, now confident challenges Eva to give her one free shot to the kisser... Eva lays into her.... WITH A FINGER POKE OF DOOM. She pins Becky and the RED WORLD ORDER is formed! Then on Smackdown they beat up Nikki and dye her hair red! The trademark attack of the RWO!!!!!!! Typing it all out makes it sound even lamer than it was in my head.
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Matt
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Post by Matt on Oct 31, 2016 18:59:40 GMT -5
Something non horsewomen dominating all the time? I'm sold.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2016 19:14:45 GMT -5
Yes please.
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schma
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Post by schma on Nov 1, 2016 2:11:04 GMT -5
To paraphrase from Billy Madison "we are now dumber for having listened to you".
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2016 6:33:08 GMT -5
1) Buy a one way bus ticket to Nebraska 2) Hand it to Eva Marie. Or alternatively put on a one way rocket to mars
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