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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Oct 31, 2016 9:53:48 GMT -5
-Splash
-The Green Mile
-Big
-He Knows You're Alone
-Bachelor Party
-The Money Pitt
-Sleepless in Seattle
-Bosum Buddies (Yes It's a TV Show)
-Saving Private Ryan (It totally should be called Saving Ryan's Privates)
-Catch Me if You Can
-The Ladykillers
-The Great Buck Howard (We all know what it should really be called)
Is this why he's the biggest movie star of all time? What other actors films mostly sound like porn? Probably only Steven Seagal comes close?
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He has no pants! What a heathen!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Oct 31, 2016 10:46:48 GMT -5
Why do I remember it being called Forest Hump?
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Post by arrogantmodel on Oct 31, 2016 11:12:16 GMT -5
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close sounds suggestive.
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Post by BorneAgain on Oct 31, 2016 11:23:01 GMT -5
Thanks to this thread, I'm really curious to see a porno titled "That Thing You Do".
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Post by ISO Mid Thigh Pull on Oct 31, 2016 13:00:03 GMT -5
He refers to his filmography as his Hank Bank
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 31, 2016 13:47:16 GMT -5
Road to Perdition
A League of Their Own
Joe vs The Volcano
The Polar Express
and seriously... Toy Story. Toy Story 2... 3 and 4. Even has never-ending sequels like some pornos
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Oct 31, 2016 15:26:44 GMT -5
Apollo 13 sounds like a gang bang movie.
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Post by Giul T. on Oct 31, 2016 15:47:28 GMT -5
Sully
Inferno
The da Vinci Code
Angles and demons
saving Mr. Banks
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2016 17:32:28 GMT -5
Why do I remember it being called Forest Hump? Reminds me of the classic Tom Wanks film "Turner & Hoochie", which I believe starred a young Val Venis. |
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Post by mizerable on Oct 31, 2016 17:44:22 GMT -5
What I want to know is why he has so many movies where he uses the bathroom?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2016 17:51:39 GMT -5
He played a cowboy named Woody.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Oct 31, 2016 18:58:31 GMT -5
Mot Hanks
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Post by The Kevstaaa on Nov 1, 2016 10:45:18 GMT -5
He refers to his filmography as his Hank Bank  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2016 11:57:18 GMT -5
Sully Inferno The da Vinci Code Angles and demons saving Mr. Banks On an alternate Earth, these titles are dripping pure sex. |
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 1, 2016 15:12:58 GMT -5
Apollo 13 was a great porn movie.
That bit where they piss all over space was really kinky.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Nov 2, 2016 0:16:57 GMT -5
Apollo 13 sounds like a gang bang movie. It was no Apollo 9, thats for sure |
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Post by Reflecto on Nov 2, 2016 0:23:04 GMT -5
What I want to know is why he has so many movies where he uses the bathroom? Scheisse porn is not that uncommon to people... |
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