Powerline
ALF
I'm a pale imitator of a boy in the sky, with a cap on his head and a knot in his tie
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Post by Powerline on Nov 7, 2016 21:45:02 GMT -5
Now, this isn't against someone I have issues with. This is much more fun than that.
Me and my girlfriend have been dating for 3 months now. Anytime we say goodbye to each other, we say we love each other, and she always ends with "love you most". I've been trying to come up with some way to respond to that, to one-up it. And I've got nothing.
I've tried to be flirty with it and ask her to "prove it", but she just kinda brushes it off saying "I don't need to" or "I already have".
Anyone got any other lines I could try?
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Post by Limity (BLM) on Nov 7, 2016 21:49:14 GMT -5
What have you done for me lately?
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Nov 7, 2016 21:52:58 GMT -5
She says "love you most"? Respond with "love you moist".
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Post by Shy Guy on Nov 7, 2016 21:54:52 GMT -5
well the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!
*did not read OP*
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2016 21:58:32 GMT -5
Give her a long, passionate kiss and say "You're ok, kid." All Bogart style.
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Post by Captain & Diet on Nov 7, 2016 21:59:41 GMT -5
Whatever
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Nov 7, 2016 22:06:08 GMT -5
"You win Hun, you want your prize now?"
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Post by Limity (BLM) on Nov 7, 2016 22:06:33 GMT -5
I know.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Nov 7, 2016 22:09:18 GMT -5
Tell her Ditto
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Nov 7, 2016 22:23:28 GMT -5
Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!!
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Post by DSR on Nov 7, 2016 22:44:20 GMT -5
Her: "Love you most." You: "I love toast."
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Nov 7, 2016 23:25:51 GMT -5
For the last time, my name's not most.
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Post by Defrebel - White Pony on Nov 7, 2016 23:29:24 GMT -5
I loved most of your MAMA
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Powerline
ALF
I'm a pale imitator of a boy in the sky, with a cap on his head and a knot in his tie
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Post by Powerline on Nov 8, 2016 0:16:37 GMT -5
Her: "Love you most." You: "I love toast." I decided to call her after she got off and try some of these (I'm saving others for the next time I see her proper). This got the best reaction from her.
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Nov 8, 2016 0:55:17 GMT -5
Spank my ass with a noodle!
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Mackenzie Gorn
Don Corleone
I want my personal title back, but I don't know how!
AND THE WAVE OF POSSESIONS DEVOLVE INTO A CHEVY!
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Post by Mackenzie Gorn on Nov 8, 2016 2:43:04 GMT -5
Everything in here that isn't jerk store is wrong.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2016 4:32:17 GMT -5
"Maybe next week you won't be around!"
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 8, 2016 7:23:04 GMT -5
Now, this isn't against someone I have issues with. This is much more fun than that. Me and my girlfriend have been dating for 3 months now. Anytime we say goodbye to each other, we say we love each other, and she always ends with "love you most". I've been trying to come up with some way to respond to that, to one-up it. And I've got nothing. I've tried to be flirty with it and ask her to "prove it", but she just kinda brushes it off saying "I don't need to" or "I already have". Anyone got any other lines I could try? No, don't try to outwit your girlfriend if she's gushing over you with lovey-dovey comments like that.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 8, 2016 7:26:11 GMT -5
Now, this isn't against someone I have issues with. This is much more fun than that. Me and my girlfriend have been dating for 3 months now. Anytime we say goodbye to each other, we say we love each other, and she always ends with "love you most". I've been trying to come up with some way to respond to that, to one-up it. And I've got nothing. I've tried to be flirty with it and ask her to "prove it", but she just kinda brushes it off saying "I don't need to" or "I already have". Anyone got any other lines I could try? No, don't try to outwit your girlfriend if she's gushing over you with lovey-dovey comments like that. This guys sounds like he's just trying to have fun. If he starts altering his real personality to fit her needs on something this trivial, THAT'S the real problem. It's just a little fun. Enjoy the moment when love is still fresh pal! You'll remember it fondly... or painfully! Have fun while you can! Why wife would beat me with a spoon if she read this
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Post by willywonka666 on Nov 8, 2016 7:30:25 GMT -5
"I Know" "I love you to infinity and beyond!" "I love you most, more!" "I love you more than most" "I love you to the toppermost of the poppermost"-Beatles reference
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