Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 10, 2016 2:40:14 GMT -5
Google is having difficulty getting people to try Youtube Red. I don't think Dixie could get people to try Big Red chewing gum.
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Gecko
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Post by Gecko on Nov 10, 2016 2:55:18 GMT -5
Dixie hopes to tour soon. Well, to be fair to her, you don't want to leave it too late to book your summer holiday.
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Nov 10, 2016 3:26:33 GMT -5
It's so weird. If TNA's barebones-ish philosophy of their post-Spike period actually occurred during their money years, the product might be actually on the cusp of being the alternative they were pretending to be all along. Instead it was this perpetual artificial, "fake it 'til you make" expansion that had neither the momentum nor the infrastructure to sustain itself over any particular period. Yes, the alternative approach might be a very long game, but the pot was once seemingly infinite, now it's not and it's been on the ropes ever since.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Nov 10, 2016 3:30:19 GMT -5
So what will the TNA Network have?
Every PPV.. yes Every Impact.. sure Umm that other show Splsion is it? Umm ok Err that Sting movie.. um yeah I thin Oh that history of TNA documentary.. OK I think we heard.. Spring Breakers.. what that pretentious James Franco movie!?
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Post by alred1982 on Nov 10, 2016 3:32:49 GMT -5
First thing she should be saying if got cash is all workers are getting paid on time then maybe when you done that for a few years you can talk about expanding.
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Nov 10, 2016 4:05:36 GMT -5
By "tour", I'm sure she means buying a fireworks tent second-hand and some folding chairs and set it up in her front yard.
"We're going outside of Orlando, sug."
If she's really lucky she could get booked in the local Moose Lodge somewhere in Alabama.
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Post by Big Bad Kahuna on Nov 10, 2016 4:23:34 GMT -5
pay your debts and shut the hell up you wrinkly old piece of crap!
TNA Network ripoffs would be fun though: Talking Scrap with hosts Mackenzie and GM Big John
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Post by jimmyjames on Nov 10, 2016 4:38:37 GMT -5
TNA Network Lineup: The Claire Lynch Sage. Relieve the greeatest moment in AJ Styles career. Dumpster House: TNA Legends Eric YOung and Abyss live in a dumspter out back of the TNA Warehouse. Serge's Music Hour: Hear all if SergeSalinas greatest TNA hits. TNA Latenight: ODB and Velvet SKy talk host a sexy discussion involving showers of the golden variety and glass bottom boat. (If you don't know what this is from or what it's about, DO NOT goggle. I'm warning you for the love of god DO NOT search). Special clips of Pepe the Midget masturbating a garbage can.
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jagilki
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Post by jagilki on Nov 10, 2016 5:15:08 GMT -5
Don't forget, Sug. You can catch Dixie Carters own reality show on the TNA Network. Total Dixie!
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Post by benstudd on Nov 10, 2016 8:26:45 GMT -5
It should be a 1-900 line with no video where it's just Scott Steiner doing the PBP of what's going on. Would be more popular than this streaming service.
"Alright there's this big fat piece of shit that is wrestling right now..."
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2016 8:39:34 GMT -5
I honestly can't figure out if this woman is delusional or outright stupid. Some people can be two things.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 10, 2016 8:47:46 GMT -5
I honestly can't figure out if this woman is delusional or outright stupid.
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Magnus the Magnificent
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Nov 10, 2016 10:09:51 GMT -5
Don't forget, Sug. You can catch Dixie Carters own reality show on the TNA Network. Total Dixie! "Everybody knows you never go full Dixie." "What do you mean?" "Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look Dixie, act Dixie, not Dixie. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not Dixie. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Dixie, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't Dixie. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Dixie, no. You went full Dixie, man. Never go full Dixie. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full Dixie, went home empty handed...
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Nov 10, 2016 18:08:14 GMT -5
45 categories of Abyss matches and 'The Sherra D List Celebrity Dance Showdown'
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Nov 10, 2016 18:25:11 GMT -5
Don't forget, Sug. You can catch Dixie Carters own reality show on the TNA Network. Total Dixie! "Everybody knows you never go full Dixie." "What do you mean?" "Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look Dixie, act Dixie, not Dixie. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not Dixie. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Dixie, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't Dixie. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Dixie, no. You went full Dixie, man. Never go full Dixie. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full Dixie, went home empty handed... I said something like that awhile back Austin Aries: "Check it out. Dustin Runnels, 'Goldust,' looked like Dixie, act like Dixie, not Dixie. Cross dressed, Kissed dudes. Effeminate, sho'. Not Dixie. AJ Styles, Infantile and a tad gullible, yes. Dixie, no. You know Nick Dinsmore?, 'Eugene.' Slow, yes. Dixie, maybe. Braces on his knees. But he charmed the pants off Vince McMahon and won the admiration of the crowd. That ain't Dixie. You went full Dixie Carter, man. Never go full Dixie Carter. You don't buy that? Ask Abyss, Hulk hogan Lackey Run, Remember? Went full Dixie Carter, went home empty handed..."
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 11, 2016 8:03:42 GMT -5
By "taking TNA on the road" I presume she's referring to the vans most TNA talent will be living in soon.
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Post by arrx on Nov 11, 2016 8:19:33 GMT -5
I can't Wait! Dixie is such a genius
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Post by ________ has left the building on Nov 11, 2016 8:28:23 GMT -5
TNA already had a network service on Youtube that no one paid for. And people didn't show up for their house shows even with guys like Angle, the Hardys, and just about every former WWE person still alive. I don't see someone paying cash money to see Eddie Edwards vs Eli Drake or Decay vs BroMans. Even the UK said no to that shit.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Nov 11, 2016 9:03:58 GMT -5
TNA already had a network service on Youtube that no one paid for. And people didn't show up for their house shows even with guys like Angle, the Hardys, and just about every former WWE person still alive. I don't see someone paying cash money to see Eddie Edwards vs Eli Drake or Decay vs BroMans. Even the UK said no to that shit. It might have helped if they advertised their house shows when they had the Ex-WWE guys working there.
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Post by xCompackx on Nov 11, 2016 9:21:59 GMT -5
Gotta say, I would not want to have "TNA Network" on any of my transaction history forms. If they, in some weird dimension where money is free and handed out like candy on Halloween, did manage to make their own streaming service, they'd better work on the name (which I know they won't, but hey).
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