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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Sept 11, 2006 22:58:04 GMT -5
I hate most endings to films since they leave me unsatified.
Worst one I can think of was Signs
Spoiler Space
Aliens being able to be fended off by water was stupid and ruined a decent suspense movie up until that point.
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Post by Psy on Sept 11, 2006 22:58:58 GMT -5
The Village.
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Post by invaderdave on Sept 11, 2006 23:03:56 GMT -5
Kill Bill Vol. 2.
I don't care how interesting it was, I wanted a long ass sword fight, and all she does is slap his chest and he dies? No wonder why I ended up hating this movie.
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Post by PSJ on Sept 11, 2006 23:08:00 GMT -5
I actually liked the ending to The Village.... didnt see it coming, and im kinda goofy.
I somewhat dislike the happy ending to the Fight Club film, which is unusual because I love the film and I love happy endings (coughthatwascheapcough).
The books ending was better...
SPOILER SPACE
with the support groups showing up with Marla / its not really over and all
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Post by Millie D on Sept 11, 2006 23:12:59 GMT -5
I agree with Kill Bill vol 2
but i was highly disappointed in the way the entire matrix revolutions ended....actually the whole movie was the ending to the trilogy and it just let me down
the village..disappointing signs..OH yeah..water kills aliens..woo war of the worlds..i like the original broadcast but come on..germs kill highly technical and efficient creatures from outer space..NO way
i just got finished watching Good night and Good luck- great movie but i would have liked to see how Murrow took down tv itself cuz i was NOT alive in 1950's
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Post by Alucard on Sept 11, 2006 23:17:26 GMT -5
Kill Bill Vol. 2. I don't care how interesting it was, I wanted a long ass sword fight, and all she does is slap his chest and he dies? No wonder why I ended up hating this movie. I mark for Fist of the North Star, an old anime about a man who practices a form of martial arts which can destroy a person with a simple fingerpoke, or a series of them, which can cause like, head 'asploding, etc etc. So I marked for the end of Kill Bill Vol. 2. A lot of people say The Matrix Revolutions, and I mean, it's just..the end and everything ended up being mostly okay, minus a few crew members. It was an acceptable ending to me. Maybe I'm just weird.
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Post by The Line on Sept 11, 2006 23:18:29 GMT -5
I also didn't mind Kill Bill 2
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Post by cccp on Sept 11, 2006 23:23:05 GMT -5
Jurassic park 3! The ending was so cheap/lame I thought it might have been a dream sequence.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 11, 2006 23:24:02 GMT -5
I liked vol. 2 of Kill Bill better than the first actually.
And the Matrix was just two movies too many. I didn't mind Signs as the movie was more about Gibson's crisis of faith and the aliens were incidental, a natural disaster or something similar woulda been just as well for a plot device; water is a recurring theme in alot of Shymalan's flicks, it's what Willis was vulnerable to in Unbreakable as well.
And since H.G. Wells had germs getting the aliens in the book, I don't really see ya deviating from that too much.
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Post by nottombosley on Sept 11, 2006 23:30:06 GMT -5
Vampires vs. Zombies
Those who have seen it (which on this board probably means - me) shall never forget it.
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Sept 11, 2006 23:38:01 GMT -5
Contact
[channeling Mr. Garrison from South Park; forgive the inaccuracy of the quote] "I sat there for two and a half hours just to find out the alien was her goddamn father."
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Sept 12, 2006 0:00:28 GMT -5
I liked the ending of "Kill Bill Vol.2", but now the memory of it has been replaced with the same scene from Robot Chicken's "Kill Bunny".
I hated the ending of the movie "Saw".
I didn't mind "Hostel", but I thought it was just a little too convenient that Paxton "ran into" the Russian kid and both hot chicks as he escaped.
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Post by The Vitamin Z on Sept 12, 2006 0:32:32 GMT -5
Aliens.
I hated how they ended that movie with Ripley sleeping.
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Post by Scott on Sept 12, 2006 1:27:55 GMT -5
The Shyamalan movies...you just have to read a little deeper. Superficially, the endings will always seem silly.
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Post by kitsunestar on Sept 12, 2006 2:09:48 GMT -5
Saw. The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.
The problem with Matrix Revolutions wasn't just the ending. It was the whole damned movie. "Kid" was the worst character in the history of movies.
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Post by Triple Kelly on Sept 12, 2006 2:12:10 GMT -5
The ending of "Signs" made me go "WTF???" as well and then I muttered obscenities about M. Night Shymalan being the worst filmmaker in history. At least "Bride of the Monster" had a clear cut ending and the line, "He tampered in God's domain".......or "He hampered God's rogaine". It was one of those.
I thought the ending to "Kill Bill Vol. 2" was quite fitting. Using the one thing that Pai Mei didn't teach Bill or anyone else to defeat him AND NEVER TELLING BILL PAI MEI TAUGHT IT TO HER. Absolute genius and much more dramatic than if she made him a bloody mess like she did with the Crazy 88s.
One ending that made me get tourettes was "My Best Friend's Wedding". It was a TOTAL swerve and I cussed like Jim Cornette on any given day at a fast food restaurant. I thought there'd be some happy ending satisfaction there but nooooooo.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 12, 2006 2:32:10 GMT -5
The very mention of 'My Best Friend's Wedding' makes me laugh like a hyena. A couple of ya'll know why.
Speaking of Signs though I kinda defended it earlier ( not really, but as I said it didn't bother me) it does crack me up that the aliens are advanced enough for interstellar travel/ making them groovy crop circles.. yet dumb enough to not only land on planet covered over 70% by the substance that is their one weakness AND to walk around butt ass nekkid on said planet. Them martians had brass ones I tell you whut.
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Post by chibidiablo on Sept 12, 2006 2:47:07 GMT -5
Lucky Number Slevin it was like two seperate movies crudely squashed into 1
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Sept 12, 2006 3:14:36 GMT -5
A couple of posters said 'Saw'. I thought that was one greatest endings ever.
Bad ones.
AI: Artificial Intelligence: The film should of just ended with Haley Joelbot wishing to be a real boy to the blue angel at Coney Island and it would of been fine.
Terminator 3: So everything the Terminator, Sarah Connor, John Connor and the Scientist (who was killed) did in the final hour of T2 was in vein.
Lost In Space: Crap movie with even crappier ending.
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Post by cccp on Sept 12, 2006 3:55:53 GMT -5
Alien Resurrection had that stupid yellow monkey alien at the end. How could they go from the most awsome aliens ever, to a lame yellow monkey alien?
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