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Post by sunnytaker on Dec 27, 2016 10:38:53 GMT -5
as rusev is of course the face- I must do something heelish so I grab the nearest woman that isn't lana and use her as a shield so I can make my getaway. if she beats me up before I can complete this action I then turn to rusev and tell him that I've reached my quota for getting beat up today so please come back tomorrow and we'll pick this up then. I no-show tomorrow (cause i'm a heel after all and thus can't give the face what he wants-right here! in this thread <thumbs up>)
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Dec 27, 2016 17:49:22 GMT -5
You're like, "omg, it's Lana, WWE superstar" but Lana is heated. She screams a bunch of obscenities at you for touching her and breathing the same air as her. You don't know what to make of it until she screams, "RUSEV~!" Like a moth to a flame, Rusev comes looking like he could drop anybody on sight. You try to let Rusev know that this was some misunderstanding but he ain't trying to hear that. Bae is mad and now the Bulgarian Brute is ready to throw them Bulgarian hands. What do you do: A: Run and hope that Rusev doesn't catch you? B: Square up and get ready to fight, knowing fully well you about to get bodied like a lvl 5 Weedle against a lvl 70 Chiarzard? C: Beg Rusev for mercy and hope that he has some kindness in his heart? D: Oop, too late. Rusev already put you to sleep like he was the Sandman. RIP. All options only have one result....
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 27, 2016 18:36:32 GMT -5
Cry like a little girl
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Dec 27, 2016 19:28:32 GMT -5
I dunno.
I'm already a dead man even though I didn't do anything. May as well have a squeeze of that sweet ass before I RIP in pieces.
Rusev's ass, I mean. How could I not?
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Post by bootytea on Dec 27, 2016 19:36:22 GMT -5
If I alone or if he is not threatening someone I care about, I'm running.
There's never any reason to fight unless it's necessary.. lol
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