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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Sept 9, 2006 19:54:47 GMT -5
 Now with my first decree I shall make Hulk Hogan champion of the wor .... .... Tears up text written on PC Yep I'm back from my month long 'vacation' I mean holiday ... ;D Unlike the image up there I had a wonderful time enjoying relaxing days of doing next to nothing having a few drinks sitting by pools and eating moussaka, squid and saganaki (fried cheese). I have not watched any wrestling at all during this time so will now be watching with added anticipation and enthusiasm! (Turns on a TV to find Kennedy is U.S Champion! Cool) Actually in Thailand in one place I stayed they seemed to have a non-stop japanese wrestling channel circa 1993-7. But with roaring tigers (asleep), deadly elephants (well if you consider giant sneezes dangerous  ) and beach parties galore who needs to watch wrestling at 2 in the morning. So what have I missed in the land of wrestling, wrestlecrap or anything else that may be important to know? (I am up-to-date on the big news stories ... Greece has BBC World News and a lot of random foreign language channels ) I will be back in EWT shortly once I get up-to-date on it and should be back to posting on here like before I left. and one last thing ... Some men have swam across it, some have boated across it, a film was made about some men who built a bridge across it ... I however fell in it when the bamboo raft I stepped on first collapsed! River Kwai you stole my shoes! |
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Sept 9, 2006 19:57:03 GMT -5
First off, welcome back.
Secondly, Kurt Angle is no longer a WWE superstar. Check WWE-Current for more info.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Sept 9, 2006 19:59:00 GMT -5
*plays 'Welcome Back Kotter' theme*
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Post by gsguy on Sept 9, 2006 20:03:12 GMT -5
Welcome back. What a coincidence though. You're coming back and I'm taking a short break from the board. I'll be gone from the board 1-2 weeks at the longest though so don't get use to me not being here  |
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The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Sept 9, 2006 20:17:54 GMT -5
*plays 'Welcome Back Kotter' theme* I'd rather play the Vince McMahon version that he sang to Stone Cold... "Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back the old Joker |
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Sept 9, 2006 20:20:11 GMT -5
Kurt Angle is no longer with the WWE and might be going to TNA.
Mr. Kennedy is the U.S. Champion and will be facing the Undertaker at No Mercy.
John Cena and Edge will fight in a TLC for the WWE Title at Unforgiven. If Cena loses, he signs a contract to go to SmackDown!
D-X will take on the McMahons and Big Show in a Hell In A Cell at Unforgiven as well.
RAW, ECW, and SmackDown! all put on good shows this week.
Steve Irwin died, and a lot of people got banned from the WrestleCrap Forum for making fun of him. Coincidentally, Matt Striker made fun of him on ECW as well.
Gray Fox got banned but not because of Steve Irwin. He made fun of BPP.
And, I have just moved to college!
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Comedy is the last refuge of a nonconformist mind......just make sure it's really funny.
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Post by The Happnin' Mojo on Sept 9, 2006 20:44:09 GMT -5
Welcome back Joker......
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Post by Tyfo on Sept 9, 2006 21:25:40 GMT -5
....he's got a knack, for making things better. So face facts, cause your opinion dont matter!
Sorry, but you cant just start the song like that and just stop so quick!!!
Welcome back!
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Sept 10, 2006 7:21:10 GMT -5
Sounds like it all got hectic around here ... and I missed it ... thank goodness ... Kurt Angle has left! .. I am shocked but not surprised. More shocking is that London and Kendrick are still tag champs!! .. lol |
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Post by DMR: MadisonRayneMania Fan on Sept 10, 2006 8:26:50 GMT -5
Also Joker, I gots me a woman back....her name is tasha (yes the chick that's currently pregnant with my baby)
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Sept 10, 2006 8:31:18 GMT -5
Cool, hope that goes well for you.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Sept 10, 2006 15:08:32 GMT -5
Also, the McMahon and History of the WWE Championship DVDs came out.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Sept 10, 2006 15:14:28 GMT -5
Also, Stevie won a match and there was dancing in the streets for five days.
Welcome back, Joker.
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Sept 10, 2006 15:26:16 GMT -5
Where are the dogs?
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Sept 10, 2006 15:44:04 GMT -5
Welcome back.
your dreams were your ticket out.
Welcome back.
to that same old place that you laughed about.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Sept 10, 2006 15:46:21 GMT -5
In the kennel? On the street? At some sort of wierd chewable bone festival maybe? |
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Sept 10, 2006 15:58:40 GMT -5
In the kennel? On the street? At some sort of wierd chewable bone festival maybe? I think I might have confused you with Poker Joker. Or whoever has the sig with the two dogs. |
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Sept 10, 2006 16:06:39 GMT -5
That would be Poker Joker
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Sept 10, 2006 16:19:03 GMT -5
Jokers to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
Damn all you jokers!!
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Sept 10, 2006 16:49:13 GMT -5
Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love
People keep talkin' about me, baby
Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong
Well, don't you worry baby
Don't worry
Cause I'm right here, right here, right here, right here at home
Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun
I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin' on the run
Wooo Wooooo
You're the cutest thing
That I ever did see
I really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time
Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure show you a good time
Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun
I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure don't want to hurt no one
Wooo Wooooo
People talk about me, baby
Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong
Well, don't you worry baby
Don't worry mama
Cause I'm right here at home
You're the cutest thing
That I ever did see
I really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time
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) and beach parties galore who needs to watch wrestling at 2 in the morning.
