In this thread we get no respect.

[Glitch]

When I go see my psychiatrist, he tells me to lie face down on the couch.

[Porky's Butthole]

Jan 16, 2017 15:09:48 GMT -5 The Unconquered Sun said:

I was so poor growing up- if I wasn't a boy, I'd have nothing to play with.

Poor? POOR!? Lemme tell ya, growing up, I had to save up to be poor! Doctor told me I had six weeks to live. Told him I couldn't pay him..gave me another six weeks.

[Deleted]

And KIDS! They wanna start so fast these days. They get pregnant eating chicken.

It's finger-licking good, and one thing leads to another.

[JTH]

A co-worker showed up late today, and I told him so.

He looked at me and said. "Forgive me, Looking at your face for eight hours a day isn't worth what they pay me."

[bibboid]

I get no respect. When I was little and I took my first step, my old man tripped me.

My parents hated me as a kid. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

I used to have a sandbox in the back yard. The cat kept trying to bury me.

[Deleted]

Before I got married, I felt like I was incomplete. Now I'm finished.



This was a Norm MacDonald joke, technically, but the theme of disrespect is still present.

[r.]

Hey fan yesterday I went to my doctor and he told me I have a bad liver, I asked him "Can I get a second opinion?" He says sure, You're ugly too.

[bibboid]

Man, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly my parents had to hang a pork chop around my neck just to get the dog to play with me.