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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2017 18:08:09 GMT -5
I never read Playboy for the articles. Or read playboy period.
But Maxim legitimately had fun articles and no one believed me when I told them that was why I used to buy it.
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Feb 20, 2017 18:48:25 GMT -5
I never read Playboy for the articles. Or read playboy period. But Maxim legitimately had fun articles and no one believed me when I told them that was why I used to buy it. The local junkstore was recently given a stack of mid 70s thru mid 80s Playboys. A huge tub full. I go in and see them. Knowing that some issues are worth way more than the 3 an issue he was asking,mostly cause some from that era contain short stories from Stephen King,I started flipping thru them. The owner,who I know pretty well, joked "Ahh trying to find the issue with the women you like?" Replied back with "Nah actually seeing which ones might have stories I want to read." He laughed shook his head and said "Only you would read the stories in Playboy." Sadly didn't find any with any good stories.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2017 19:33:57 GMT -5
I never read Playboy for the articles. Or read playboy period. But Maxim legitimately had fun articles and no one believed me when I told them that was why I used to buy it. The local junkstore was recently given a stack of mid 70s thru mid 80s Playboys. A huge tub full. I go in and see them. Knowing that some issues are worth way more than the 3 an issue he was asking,mostly cause some from that era contain short stories from Stephen King,I started flipping thru them. The owner,who I know pretty well, joked "Ahh trying to find the issue with the women you like?" Replied back with "Nah actually seeing which ones might have stories I want to read." He laughed shook his head and said "Only you would read the stories in Playboy." Sadly didn't find any with any good stories. That's too bad. The interviews and stories that became movies are worth quite a bit. I got one that had the story which became "Fast Times At Ridgemont High".
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Feb 20, 2017 19:45:41 GMT -5
The local junkstore was recently given a stack of mid 70s thru mid 80s Playboys. A huge tub full. I go in and see them. Knowing that some issues are worth way more than the 3 an issue he was asking,mostly cause some from that era contain short stories from Stephen King,I started flipping thru them. The owner,who I know pretty well, joked "Ahh trying to find the issue with the women you like?" Replied back with "Nah actually seeing which ones might have stories I want to read." He laughed shook his head and said "Only you would read the stories in Playboy." Sadly didn't find any with any good stories. That's too bad. The interviews and stories that became movies are worth quite a bit. I got one that had the story which became "Fast Times At Ridgemont High". Not Playboy,but in an old issue of National Lampoon I found the story that was used as the basis for National Lampoons Christmas Vacation. Lots of stuff got changed. But the basic plot is the same. IIRC there is a King short story that so far has only appeared in an issue of Playboy. I know that issue goes for decent money. Maybe one day I will find it cheap.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 20, 2017 19:51:28 GMT -5
I never read Playboy for the articles. Or read playboy period. But Maxim legitimately had fun articles and no one believed me when I told them that was why I used to buy it. The local junkstore was recently given a stack of mid 70s thru mid 80s Playboys. A huge tub full. I go in and see them. Knowing that some issues are worth way more than the 3 an issue he was asking,mostly cause some from that era contain short stories from Stephen King,I started flipping thru them. The owner,who I know pretty well, joked "Ahh trying to find the issue with the women you like?" Replied back with "Nah actually seeing which ones might have stories I want to read." He laughed shook his head and said "Only you would read the stories in Playboy." Sadly didn't find any with any good stories. At work there was an old Playboy from the 80's. Odd. Odder still when you consider the building didn't exist until 2001. It had all the layouts taken out but it had a Penn & Teller interview, so I kept it.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Feb 20, 2017 21:45:24 GMT -5
I actually find myself entertained by the Cinemax and cinemax-style porn out there solely for the plot.
There's saving a bowling alley, aliens who are trying to learn Earth's savage ways, an invisibility potion... it's all so wonderfully absurd. Even the parodies are often great fun.
Then there's other stuff but I won't go into that.
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Post by Reflecto on Feb 20, 2017 22:17:51 GMT -5
That pizza place won't stay in business long. I don't know- I think porn gives a really, really screwed up mentality for people and gives them unrealistic expectations of what life was like. I know I've struggled for years, working as a pizza delivery boy, wondering why no one didn't have the money to pay and was hungry for a foot-long sausage.
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Feb 21, 2017 1:40:17 GMT -5
I will say I prefer Pornstars who come off as more authentic than ones who can't act/clearly aren't enjoying themselves.
Cheesy porn is a reason I think amateur porn/camgirls etc have become more popular.
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Post by AwamoriRock on Feb 21, 2017 1:41:13 GMT -5
Yeah, that's not how you watch porn lol
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Post by Capt Lunatic on Feb 21, 2017 2:37:30 GMT -5
Have you never seen the HHH of porn Evan Stone?
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Feb 21, 2017 3:22:03 GMT -5
Have you never seen the HHH of porn Evan Stone? He's the Hogan of porn. Literally. Twice.
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Post by Hit Girl on Feb 21, 2017 4:59:20 GMT -5
I dread to think what the Porn Hogan family do to each other in that film.
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Feb 21, 2017 5:03:37 GMT -5
Amateur or GTFO
I don't want storylines, I want the guy and girl next door layin' the smackdown on each other.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Feb 21, 2017 6:35:28 GMT -5
I am super picky about the porn I watch. second I see the dude is some disgusting chud I would never believe the woman actually wants to have sex with I'm out. also can't stand when the director is offscreen with a running commentary. takes me out of it like you would not believe.
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Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Feb 21, 2017 8:56:58 GMT -5
I dread to think what the Porn Hogan family do to each other in that film. Still not as bad as Hulkster did in real life.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Feb 24, 2017 7:28:47 GMT -5
I am super picky about the porn I watch. second I see the dude is some disgusting chud I would never believe the woman actually wants to have sex with I'm out. I can't help but laugh at shit like that when its obviously trying to be a form of wish fulfillment. Because that is the only way to explain the appeal of porn where creepy middle age men who look like sex offenders bang young girls who look extremely close to being jail bait.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 24, 2017 7:38:49 GMT -5
Have you never seen the HHH of porn Evan Stone? He's the Hogan of porn. Literally. Twice. .... I gotta ask. Is that picture 3 pornstars and normal Nick Hogan? Because it looks like a bunch of photoshopped pornstars, and then Nick Hogan.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Feb 24, 2017 7:50:32 GMT -5
we watch it to MST it.
You haven't lived until you've sat down with your wife and a bottle of straight vodka to play a drinking game on Paranormal Whacktivity (yes that's a real one)
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Post by DoubleDare on Feb 24, 2017 11:34:05 GMT -5
The one thing that's always bugged me in produced porn, is when they're taking pictures with flash cameras, I get they wanna make a photo shoot from it too, but that even more than the bad acting takes me out of it.
I usually like homemade or solo stuff alot more.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2017 11:44:28 GMT -5
I get porn, though am perplexed by the "porn afficionado."
Like, I see it as a tool. You punch something up, fire out a live round and move on with your life. It's disposable. (much like it's aging stars)
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