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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 28, 2017 10:48:52 GMT -5
You know, like the ones that say things akin to 'you're the breath I breathe', or "I can't live if living is without you".
I dunno, I would be disturbed as hell if someone said that me (not that they ever have, but still)
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Post by Spider2024 on Feb 28, 2017 11:29:21 GMT -5
Yeah, anything about someone's body makes me cringe just a bit.
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Post by Sephiroth on Feb 28, 2017 12:24:28 GMT -5
Every step you take, every move you make I'll be watching you...
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 28, 2017 12:27:00 GMT -5
Every step you take, every move you make I'll be watching you... well that's not a love song.... |
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Post by edgestar on Feb 28, 2017 12:43:55 GMT -5
You know, like the ones that say things akin to 'you're the breath I breathe', or "I can't live if living is without you". I dunno, I would be disturbed as hell if someone said that me (not that they ever have, but still) ...what if we really can't live without you??  |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 28, 2017 13:14:59 GMT -5
You know, like the ones that say things akin to 'you're the breath I breathe', or "I can't live if living is without you". I dunno, I would be disturbed as hell if someone said that me (not that they ever have, but still) ...what if we really can't live without you?? Then you are out of luck, my friend |
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Post by Milkman Norm on Feb 28, 2017 14:42:09 GMT -5
Every step you take, every move you make I'll be watching you... well that's not a love song.... Yeah right. Next you'll be telling me One by U2 isn't a love song. |
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Feb 28, 2017 14:49:05 GMT -5
If it's sung by a boy band or group with three or more members it can be deeply disturbing. For example, I'll Make Love to You by Boyz II Men. It's four men singing at the same time about how they'll make love to you. Surely that's a gang bang?
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Post by wildojinx on Feb 28, 2017 14:54:06 GMT -5
Sweet love song or creepy stalker anthem, you be the judge:
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 28, 2017 14:57:22 GMT -5
If it's sung by a boy band or group with three or more members it can't be deeply disturbing. For example, I'll Make Love to You by Boyz II Men. It's four men singing at the same time about how they'll make love to you. Surely that's a gang bang? what could be more loving than a gang bang? |
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Post by DSR on Feb 28, 2017 18:31:17 GMT -5
Yeah, anything about someone's body makes me cringe just a bit. But what if it really IS a wonderland? |
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Post by King Boo on Feb 28, 2017 19:07:55 GMT -5
Yeah, anything about someone's body makes me cringe just a bit. But what if it really IS a wonderland? Then John Mayer will use his hands. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2017 19:17:11 GMT -5
Well I am freaked out by the Outthere Brothers singing they want to f*** me in the ass.
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Post by edgestar on Feb 28, 2017 19:40:42 GMT -5
If it's sung by a boy band or group with three or more members it can't be deeply disturbing. For example, I'll Make Love to You by Boyz II Men. It's four men singing at the same time about how they'll make love to you. Surely that's a gang bang? what could be more loving than a gang bang? They'll also hold you tight, all through the night! |
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Post by BorneAgain on Feb 28, 2017 19:55:56 GMT -5
I was always amused that some of Enrique Iglesias' lyrics could easily pass for stalker horror movie taglines. Seriously just visualize a movie poster of someone being watched through binoculars with this written in spooky text at the bottom: "You can run...
You can hide...
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HIS LOVE!" |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 28, 2017 20:06:48 GMT -5
I was always amused that some of Enrique Iglesias' lyrics could easily pass for stalker horror movie taglines. Seriously just visualize a movie poster of someone being watched through binoculars with this written in spooky text at the bottom: "You can run...
You can hide...
But you can't escape...
HIS LOVE!" Well literally one of his songs is "Tonight I'm f***ing you" which sounds uh... threatening. |
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Post by Sparvid on Feb 28, 2017 20:07:10 GMT -5
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Feb 28, 2017 20:34:03 GMT -5
I was always amused that some of Enrique Iglesias' lyrics could easily pass for stalker horror movie taglines. Seriously just visualize a movie poster of someone being watched through binoculars with this written in spooky text at the bottom: "You can run...
You can hide...
But you can't escape...
HIS LOVE!" I find him far less upsetting once you change the lyrics in Hero from "I can be your hero, baby" to "I can clean your ear hole daily". |
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Post by edgestar on Feb 28, 2017 20:36:53 GMT -5
I was always amused that some of Enrique Iglesias' lyrics could easily pass for stalker horror movie taglines. Seriously just visualize a movie poster of someone being watched through binoculars with this written in spooky text at the bottom: "You can run...
You can hide...
But you can't escape...
HIS LOVE!" He can't go on... he just wants to be with you! |
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