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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 20, 2017 8:47:08 GMT -5
Let's see if we can list as many wrestler superpowers as we can, like:
- WCW Warrior could appear from a puff of smoke
- Taker can shoot lightning
- Bray Wyatt can teleport
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Mar 20, 2017 8:58:10 GMT -5
Matt Hardy can slam a tornado
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Mar 20, 2017 9:03:37 GMT -5
Matt Hardy can slam a tomato |
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Post by ________ has left the building on Mar 20, 2017 9:14:51 GMT -5
The Hurricane had superhuman strength and the ability to fly.
Darin Corbin could slow down time.
Shera has the superpower of being able both suck and blow at the same time.
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Honeybear Lyder
ALF
It's called a title match, dammit! I'll fire your ass, dammit! Get me a snowcone, dammit!
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Post by Honeybear Lyder on Mar 20, 2017 9:28:00 GMT -5
Do hard heads count?
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Push R Truth
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Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 20, 2017 9:31:37 GMT -5
Batista's Dick
Vince is immune to fire damage
Abyss uses Hogan's Ring to create Pits
Undertaker and Kane share Bray's teleportation magic
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 20, 2017 9:51:16 GMT -5
Kane can make fire shoot out of the turnbuckles or the stage... or like anywhere really.
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 20, 2017 9:54:29 GMT -5
Matt Hardy can slap a tomato |
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 20, 2017 9:55:07 GMT -5
Also, ummmmm, Papa Shango everything?
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Post by Frizzle Fry on Mar 20, 2017 9:56:19 GMT -5
Ophidian can hypnotize his oponents Estonian thunderfrog has a magic hammer Chuck taylor can pull invisible grenades from his pants Matt Hardy can slam a tornado can he suplex a train ? |
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Mar 20, 2017 9:59:23 GMT -5
Does The Boogeyman count?
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
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James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Mar 20, 2017 10:07:28 GMT -5
Ophidian can hypnotize his oponents Estonian thunderfrog has a magic hammer Chuck taylor can pull invisible grenades from his pants Matt Hardy can slam a tornado can he suplex a train ? No but Sabin can |
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Mar 20, 2017 10:50:42 GMT -5
Warrior's mystical regeneration near ring ropes.
Hulk Hogan's ability to get supercharged by finishers.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 20, 2017 10:51:11 GMT -5
Macho Man's healing elbow drop  |
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Post by sunnytaker on Mar 20, 2017 11:13:21 GMT -5
Stephanie can emasculate anyone on the roster using her super belittling powers.
HHH can put careers 6 feet under.
also undertaker has resurrection powers- think he's been killed twice already.
RVD can get high without using a kite
charlotte and sasha can create history whenever they are in the same place at the same time- must be like a wonder twins thing.
obviously john cena's invisibility powers
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Mar 20, 2017 12:00:22 GMT -5
Is sledgie an entity that endows the wielder the burying powers of the Game?
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Post by IgnahtaSempria on Mar 20, 2017 13:16:01 GMT -5
UltraMantis Black knows necromancy.
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Post by Stu on Mar 20, 2017 13:46:09 GMT -5
Batista has the ability to coerce management into giving him title shots on Sundays.
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CMWaters
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Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
Bald and busy
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Post by CMWaters on Mar 20, 2017 14:22:39 GMT -5
Kevin Sullivan at one point knew dimensional travel, hence his ability to go to the base of operations for The Dungeon of Doom.
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Dennis Stamp
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Post by hargh on Mar 20, 2017 15:33:40 GMT -5
Sin Cara can fall, and point. Then fall again.
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