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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2017 18:49:24 GMT -5
Not... Not how I expected to first see Taker post-retirement, I've gotta say.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Apr 6, 2017 18:51:58 GMT -5
This feels more wrong than a Taker-less Wrestlemania will inevitably feel.
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Post by eJm on Apr 6, 2017 18:52:24 GMT -5
"There's even a song for when you lose your last match at WrestleMania and retire in front of 75,000 people. Every feeling, man."
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Apr 6, 2017 18:53:59 GMT -5
Is this the first in a series? Will we also get one from AJ Styles?
"The Strait community?!"
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Apr 6, 2017 18:54:10 GMT -5
Wow, who knew the Undertaker didn't retire because of his myriad of injuries, but because he wanted to spend more time listening to country music?
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Post by Perd on Apr 6, 2017 18:55:39 GMT -5
Ya know, come to thing of it, the Undertaker vs. Undertaker angle rips off the plot of Pure Country.
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Apr 6, 2017 18:57:02 GMT -5
"There's even a song for when you lose your last match at WrestleMania and retire in front of 75,000 people. Every feeling, man." "I lost my last match to a big, wank pheasant!" |
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Post by horseface on Apr 6, 2017 18:57:24 GMT -5
I'm not sure the world is ready for post-kayfabe Undertaker.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2017 18:58:55 GMT -5
"There's even a song for when you lose your last match at WrestleMania and retire in front of 75,000 people. Every feeling, man." That one's called I Hate Everything. |
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Post by Stu on Apr 6, 2017 18:58:56 GMT -5
Was that the first official sign that he retired?
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Apr 6, 2017 19:01:42 GMT -5
Is this the first in a series? Will we also get one from AJ Styles? "The Strait community?!" DDP is gonna want his too |
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Apr 6, 2017 19:02:31 GMT -5
A 50 something year old dude from Texas listens to George Strait?
The hell you say!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2017 19:13:16 GMT -5
A 50 something year old dude from Texas listens to George Strait? The hell you say! |
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Apr 6, 2017 19:15:22 GMT -5
Next up, The Undertaker talks about how the Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin' ta f*** with.
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Post by captainhindsite on Apr 6, 2017 19:16:24 GMT -5
With all due respect I'm Georges fan now!
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Post by edgestar on Apr 6, 2017 19:16:41 GMT -5
"There's even a song for when you lose your last match at WrestleMania and retire in front of 75,000 people. Every feeling, man." "I lost my last match to a big, wank pheasant!" "The fans reaction to him, is not quite pleasant"  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2017 19:23:17 GMT -5
Undertaker should put out a country album. I'd listen to it.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2017 19:23:49 GMT -5
I hope he does a video for everything he enjoys.
"When I watch Blankman, there's an indescribable feeling that fills my soul. Heh heh, I would know about souls, and Damon Wayans as Blankman has a great one. Facing my retirement, I was unsure of my future, but if Blankman could face a world without J5, I could face one without wrestling. So thank you for all the memories, Blankman. You were one of my greatest inspirations."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2017 19:24:24 GMT -5
Also, is there a George Strait song for when your long lost brother shows up and costs you a Hell in a Cell match?
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Post by Ricky Nightshade on Apr 6, 2017 19:32:51 GMT -5
Undertaker Casketcast! First guests: FRED DURST and KID ROCK.
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