Reigns suffers "seperated shoulder" after Strowman attack

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In addition to suffering cracked ribs and internal injuries at the hands of Braun Strowman during The Monster Among Men’s savage assault on Monday, Roman Reigns is also recovering from a separated shoulder, WWE.com can now confirm.

Following a brutal series of attacks that culminated with Strowman hurling Reigns off a loading dock while The Big Dog was strapped to a gurney, local EMTs rushed the battered former WWE Champion into the back of an ambulance. Still unsatisfied by the carnage he had wrought, The Monster Among Men further pummeled the defenseless Reigns before using his superhuman strength to overturn the emergency vehicle with The Big Dog still inside it. Once Strowman had cleared the scene, a second ambulance took Reigns to a local medical facility for treatment and evaluation.

Stay with WWE.com as this story develops.

www.wwe.com/shows/raw/article/roman-reigns-injury-update-shoulder

This is such bullshit lmao. I can't be sad for this guy after the past 2 weeks.

Also apparently Braun's nickname is officially "The Monster Among Men" like some assumed.

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

Meh. Based upon that violence he should of had a separated shoulder, some busted ribs, and head trauma.

Kayfabe "light injury" to keep him out a few weeks instead of months the way they had Braun destroy him.

[eJm]

I know WWE with injury angles either go over the top or understate them so it's not a surprise, but it feels a tad ridiculous that after all that beat down, all that happened was a separated shoulder.

Most of us could get that from yawning too much.

[Hit Girl]

He also suffered a slight headache.

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Are we going to get mad of this was a way to write him off TV or to sell the attack?

Is Reigns filming a movie or something?

[Johnny D]

He retired Taker, no f**ks given.

[edgestar]

Apr 13, 2017 14:57:47 GMT -5 eJm said:

I know WWE with injury angles either go over the top or understate them so it's not a surprise, but it feels a tad ridiculous that after all that beat down, all that happened was a separated shoulder.

Most of us could get that from yawning too much.

I still think I did something to mine, when I had a seizure last August. I don't know for sure, what I did to it, though. The wait at the local medical facility was 8 hours. Forget that!!

[hargh]

Apparently he suffered a BRAUUUUUUUUUUN! More details as they become made public.

[Thunderbolt]

Roman actually separated his shoulder whilst vigorously masturbating, this is just a cover story.

[Kevin Hamilton]

Well, at least it's no stabbed kidney.

[Susan "Poison" Candy]

Romans Sleeping!!!

[Perd]

I heard he was suffering from anal Leakee-age.

[Push R Truth]

They should have embraced the crowd hate and gone full-Dixie: Roman is on death's door. Realizes the only way to save himself is to forget the WWE fans and take up the Undertakers Hat/Cloak of Undeath. He returns as a a full blown wrestling zombie and in his first match he strikes down Kane and absorbs his powers. He then goes on to fight Braun in a King Kong vs Godzilla style clash of monsters complete with Braun shoving a tree in down Romans throat.

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

Should have done some gangsta shit and pop the shoulder back in.

I don't care if that's not how it works.

[MAGGLE]

He needs some Jinder Mahal potions

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I guess it's going to be easier to buy him coming back from it than when they tried to sell the idea of Cena managing to beat Umaga with a ruptured spleen or whatever that injury was.

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

No anal bleeding?

[Chainsaw]

That's Triple H Getting Dropped 30 Feet In A Corvette To Concrete Only To Show Up The Next Week With His Head Taped levels of bullshit kayfabe injury right there.

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"YOU DESERVE IT!!" *Clap Clap ClapClapClap* "YOU DESERVE IT!!" *Clap Clap ClapClapClap"

Seriously they're actually trying to drum up sympathy for this guy right now. There is none to be had WWE, the Roman Well has run dry and the fans are done with your circlejerk party over him, have fun with the results.

[Push R Truth]

Apr 13, 2017 15:17:37 GMT -5 MAGGLE said:

He needs some Jinder Mahal potions

Screw it, just go the Dark Crystal route:




Micheal Cole: We'd like to let the WWE Universe know that Roman Reigns has been saved! In other news; Zach Ryder, Brian Kendrick, Eva Marie, Curt Hawkins and Paige are suffering from elevated liver enzymes and are no longer with us. WHO'S READY FOR MONDAY NIGHT RAW!