A day in the life of Serpentor

[Sephiroth]

"I'd like a double latte, THIS I COMMAND!"

"Less starch on my shirts, THIS I COMMAND!"

"A quarter pounder with cheese, THIS I COMMAND!"

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"Dammit Pantera, this beer is warm! Bring me a cold one! This I command!"

[The Unconquered Sun]

Hey, what's your wifi password? I want to check my Facebook, THIS I COMMAND!

[DragonMasterP]

I want pictures! Pictures of Spider-Man! This I command!

[WoodStoner1]

Jun 11, 2017 16:07:35 GMT -5 @therealoblivion said:

"Dammit Pantera, this beer is warm! Bring me a cold one! This I command!"

"Dammit Ernie! I'm trying to bake a cake here! Will you get outta the kitchen and stop dancing around like dorks? THIS I COMMAND!"

[No Name is needed Bro Beans]

Wash my car and make it snappy

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Can someone sponge out my snake outfit? It can get pretty hot in here.

THIS I COMMAND

[Sephiroth]

Yes, erm, I'd like a package of the lubricated ones. Ribbed for her pleasure. THIS I COMMAND!!!

["Magic" Mark Hurr]

Serpentor goes to a bar and gets challenged to a game of darts. Tells a soldier of his, "Holds my beer. This I command!", and throws a straightend snake from across the whole bar and hits a patron in the chest whose standing near the jukebox that just played a third breakup song in a row

Serpentor: "Bullsesye."

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*Serpentor goes to speak, no words come out, horrified reaction on his face (delighted & gleeful look on the faces of everyone around him), checks his iPhone, sees that his voice actor Dick Gautier died last year, slumps down in a chair, mouths something about 'This I command' or maybe 'pigs guy a man' or whatever*

[The Unconquered Sun]

Get in loser, we're going shopping. THIS I COMMAND!

[Gremlin]

If you've got time to lean, you've got time to clean. THIS I COMMAND!