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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Nov 6, 2021 19:27:21 GMT -5
Vince: If you can tell me why I shouldn't fire you without using the letter "E," you can keep your job.
Keith Lee: Uh, okay. Um--I'm a good work-- guy.
Vince: You're fired.
Keith Lee: But I didn't say--
Vince: You will.
Keith Lee: Eeeeeeee!
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Post by I'm A Pop Sensation on Nov 9, 2021 18:06:52 GMT -5
Karrion Kross: And you don't think I made any money. I found a dollar while waiting for the bus by selling that piece of shit helmet.
Scarlett: While you were out "earning" that dollar, you lost $40,000 by not going to work. The WWE called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Nov 9, 2021 18:08:44 GMT -5
Karrion Kross: And you don't think I made any money. I found a dollar while waiting for the bus by selling that piece of shit helmet. Scarlett: While you were out "earning" that dollar, you lost $40,000 by not going to work. The WWE called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday. Kross: WOO HOO! Four day weekend!
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Post by RI Richmark on Nov 22, 2021 7:56:28 GMT -5
Last night at Survivor Series:
Vince McMahon: My Golden Egg has been stolen!
Sonya Deville: I don't think we'll ever know who did this. Everyone in the company a suspect.
Kayla Braxton: Heh heh heh. Well, I couldn't possibly solve this mystery. Can..._you_? Points at the viewer but the camera spins around to reveal she's actually pointing at Adam Pearce.
Pearce: Yeah, I'll give it a shot, I mean, you know, it's my job, right?
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Post by RI Richmark on Nov 26, 2021 21:45:51 GMT -5
As wrestlers enter the Smackdown battle royal.
Adam Pearce: Hey Sami! Hey Sheamus! Come on in. There's plenty of room. Sorry, not you, Drew.
Drew McIntyre: Why not? [Adam points to the Titantron, "No Drews Battle Royal"]
McIntyre: But you let in Drew Gulak.
Gulak: Hyuck hyuck!
Pearce: It says no Drew_s_. We're allowed to have one.
McIntyre: Oh...
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Post by Spider2024 on Feb 17, 2022 21:38:05 GMT -5
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Post by wildojinx on Feb 21, 2022 8:56:22 GMT -5
Vince: Mei Ying? Wont work on the marquee pal, from now on your name is Wendy Choo. Mei Ying: That is a grave insult to my family and my heritage, but OK!
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 21, 2022 9:34:10 GMT -5
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Post by Spider2024 on Mar 16, 2022 6:30:39 GMT -5
Cora Jade: "Look! I got the NXT Women's Tag Team Championships!" McKenzie Mitchell: "You defeated Toxic Attraction for them?" Cora: "No, but I got them!"
Cora: "Stealing is wrong."
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Post by fg on Mar 16, 2022 11:45:04 GMT -5
(Vince looks at Rae’s ratings.)
Vince: “We got beat by a Connie Chung XMas?”
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Post by RI Richmark on Mar 16, 2022 18:24:19 GMT -5
The day before WrestleMania Vince McMahon posts the final card:
Vince: Now, before I post the card, I want to assure those of you whose names are not on the list... that I'm very disappointed in you. Something was lacking, let's call it heart.
Austin Theory: No hustle either Sir!
Vince: That's right, Austin!
Vince puts the list up while the other wrestlers crowd around.
Seth Rollins: Please please please, I want to make the show. [catches Steve Austin] Stone Cold, did I make the show?
Stone Cold: OH HELL YEAH!
Seth: I did! Ahh-Ha-Ha! Ahh-Ha-Ha! [Turns to Kevin Owens] In your face, KO!
Stone Cold: Wait a minute, are you Logan Paul?
Seth: No.
Stone Cold: Sorry. Didn't mean to get your hopes up.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Mar 19, 2022 1:52:13 GMT -5
Nick Khan: New application? Cody Rhodes: No, reapplying for a previous position. Nick Khan: Through there (points at doggy door) *Cody gets on his knees and goes through the doggy door on the other side he is met by a standing Vince McMahon looking down at him* Vince: So, come crawlin’ back eh?
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Post by chrom on Mar 20, 2022 20:32:08 GMT -5
*Tyrus playing pool*
Tyrus: They don't call me Springfield Fats just because I'm morbidly obese!
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Mar 22, 2022 13:26:27 GMT -5
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Post by chrom on Apr 28, 2022 14:01:44 GMT -5
Tugboat: Yarr, I'm in a lot of trouble. Hey, I'll give ye a hundred bucks to take the blame
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Apr 30, 2022 15:17:46 GMT -5
It's official now
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Post by chrom on Jul 24, 2022 17:13:00 GMT -5
Vince after stepping down goes to a Retirement Home for Wrestlers and meets Ric Flair there.
Flair: That's the activity room, we can't go in there. That's the library. Not allowed in there either. And don't even think about going into the game room.
Vince: Egad man! How are we supposed to pass the time?
Flair: Best bet is to stake yourself a good spot at the staring window.
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Post by XIII on Jul 24, 2022 17:37:45 GMT -5
HHH: Attention workers, we have completed our evaluation of the WWE. We regret to announce the following layoffs, which I will read in alphabetical order….Dunn, Kevin. That is all.
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Post by knightboat on Jul 27, 2022 22:32:08 GMT -5
Vince: So that's it? After 40 years? So long. Good luck?
Nick Khan: I don't recall saying good luck.
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Post by chrom on Aug 3, 2022 10:40:16 GMT -5
*Vince passes away and his soul winds up in a love meter machine when Shane walks in*
Vince: Son it's me! I floated up towards Heaven and got lost along the way!
Shane: Dad! Is that really you?
Vince: Darn tootin' you lousy fink! You buried me naked and sold my suit to buy a ping pong table! What kind of son-
*Goes quiet as Shane unplugs the Machine*
Shane: Call me when you get a Karaoke Machine.
*Austin Theory plugs the machine back in.
Vince: That's the second time he pulled the plug on me...
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