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Post by Rocky Van Heineken on Dec 1, 2006 2:19:25 GMT -5
So I went to Wal Mart tonight to get some food. On the way back, I stop at a red light. All of the sudden this woman crashes into me. Turns out her battery died, so she hit me going 40. I just got back from the hospital, I've got pretty bad whiplash and a sprained back.
Freaking piece of crap women drivers. She could have turned and went around me. But noooo.
Now I'm just hangin out for the next couple of days.
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Post by K7 - WC's Crowd Extra on Dec 1, 2006 2:38:34 GMT -5
Geez, that's pretty damn bad.
But then again, it could've been worse.
All the best.
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Post by Topher is Human on Dec 1, 2006 2:41:05 GMT -5
Man, that sucks
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Dec 1, 2006 2:45:35 GMT -5
All of the sudden this woman crashes into me. Turns out her battery died, so she hit me going 40. Her battery died while she was driving? And it "shut off" her brakes? I'm no mechanic, but isn't that... crazy? Sorry to hear about you accident, by the way, but it sounds (to me) like trying to snow you with that story. Hope the cops nail her hard.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 1, 2006 3:06:03 GMT -5
Your battery doesn't control your brakes.....she's just too stupid to apply them.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2006 3:11:16 GMT -5
Your battery will not shut off in motion no matter how bad it is...if anything...ANYTHING...it was the alternator but that still does not cause your breaks to malfunction...The woman obviously has no idea what she is talking about and slipped one over on you in your fragile state...thankfully though your okay and hopefully she has insurance...
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Post by Stu on Dec 1, 2006 3:26:43 GMT -5
Glad to see you're back home. Here's wishing you a speedy recovery.
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Post by EvilMasterComatose on Dec 1, 2006 4:25:29 GMT -5
ROFL. Piece of crap "Women" drivers. As if a guy couldn't have done that to you.
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Dec 1, 2006 10:22:12 GMT -5
I'm not touching the Women driver thing.
But that sucks dude. she should have hit her brakes anyway or tried to swerve.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Dec 1, 2006 10:24:07 GMT -5
ROFL. Piece of crap "Women" drivers. As if a guy couldn't have done that to you. Well the guy probably wouldnt have said "Well my battery died so my breaks dont work" Unless he was Asian. ::rimshot::
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Post by Jiren on Dec 1, 2006 10:28:30 GMT -5
Damn Women
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Post by amsiraK on Dec 1, 2006 10:32:41 GMT -5
I've been hit into by idiots of both genders. Both suck, IMB.
And you relax and concentrate on feeling better.
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Post by BD Punk AKA SUSPENDED! on Dec 1, 2006 10:46:03 GMT -5
Glad to hear you're ok man. Could have been worse, you could have lost a toe!
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Post by dorf on Dec 1, 2006 10:50:47 GMT -5
The battery could have been malfunctioned and have no brake fluid. Can't stop when there's no brake fluid for the brakes...right?
Glad you're alright, sir. That's now on my list of 234 reasons I don't drive.
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Post by Hall & Oates+250 IQ=Hulk Down on Dec 1, 2006 11:03:19 GMT -5
ROFL. Piece of crap "Women" drivers. As if a guy couldn't have done that to you. Well the guy probably wouldnt have said "Well my battery died so my breaks dont work" Unless he was Asian. ::rimshot:: *Laughs inappropriately* Seriously though, sorry bro'
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Post by shemmy86 on Dec 1, 2006 12:23:17 GMT -5
The teenage female drivers in my area are awful, I m sitting at a red light and some retard jackass in a SUV is playing their music way too loud. Of course idiot teenage female has to stick her stupid head out their window and tell jackass SUV driver to crank up shit music even more instead of keeping he eyes on the road. Most of the drivers who are going too slow on the Taconic are either young females or the fossil aged ones. Sorry, I had to vent.
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Post by Doomrider on Dec 1, 2006 12:27:41 GMT -5
Take some painkillers, kick up your feet, and enjoy thinking about all of the crap that woman has to deal with with her insurance company and probably angry husband...there may be a black eye given in your honor, good sir!
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Post by Rocky Van Heineken on Dec 1, 2006 12:28:26 GMT -5
Thanks for all of the kind words.
Yeah, she told the cops that her battery died, so she couldn't control the breaks.
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Post by Doomrider on Dec 1, 2006 12:32:02 GMT -5
Thanks for all of the kind words. Yeah, she told the cops that her battery died, so she couldn't control the breaks. Hopefully the Officer is a member of No Ma'am.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Dec 1, 2006 12:35:05 GMT -5
Teenage female drivers here are IDIOTS, too. They all drive WAY too fast, dont use turn signals for crap, and have a cigarette in one hand and a cell phone in the other, SO WHATS HOLDING THE WHEEL? WELL, LUGER, DAMN YOU?!
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