Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 8, 2017 20:46:50 GMT -5
Watch out Berto, he's coming for ya! "You know what happens when you can't run a good restaurant? You know what happens? You just made The List!" Jericho and Ramsay vs Alberto and Bobby Flay. Book it. Extra points of The Chairman from Iron Chef America is the announcer.
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H-Virus
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Post by H-Virus on Jul 8, 2017 20:47:53 GMT -5
AEP: WHAT!? Triple H said my restaurant was shitty!?
Cook: No, I said 'Yelp'.
AEP: FIGHT ME, TRIPLE H!!
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 8, 2017 20:59:22 GMT -5
A drug addict with anger problems what could go wrong....
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2017 21:13:52 GMT -5
Now that Amy's Baking Company is out of business, La Cantanita can easily fill the void of a subpar restaurant run by a delusional owner with anger issues. "I speak perro, WOOF!"
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jul 8, 2017 21:17:25 GMT -5
People are straight clowning on this dude and I love every minute of it. FAN has been on fire with the Alberto disses recently.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2017 21:19:24 GMT -5
Apparently, one of the gimmick foods is a burrito served on the back of a Tonka bulldozer.
The hell?
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Post by Hypnosis on Jul 8, 2017 21:25:46 GMT -5
People are straight clowning on this dude and I love every minute of it. FAN has been on fire with the Alberto disses recently. Much like his armbars, we won't break the hold on our jokes.
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 8, 2017 21:35:09 GMT -5
And thinking oh Gordo, I remember one episode where an, er...ample woman tried to entertain guests by belly dancing as they looked on unnhorror and Gordon ended up locking himself in the walk in out of sheer disgust.
Now I'm picturing that but instead of belly dancing it's Alberto doing the boob dance.
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Jul 8, 2017 22:03:49 GMT -5
"The food is pretty good, but the owner frequently challenges guests to fights and accuses them of having - and I quote - 'no balls' if they ever send food back."
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jul 8, 2017 22:07:57 GMT -5
I hear the coke is really good though. Imported from Mexico, so it uses that legit cane sugar instead of high-fructose corn syrup. Delicious. We joke, but that shit is amazing. The Cristal of sodas. I honestly have never been able to taste the difference between Mexican Coke and it's American counterparts.
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tenshi
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Post by tenshi on Jul 8, 2017 22:08:07 GMT -5
"You know what happens when you can't run a good restaurant? You know what happens? You just made The List!" Jericho and Ramsay vs Alberto and Bobby Flay. Book it. Extra points of The Chairman from Iron Chef America is the announcer. Considering how he books himself to win all the time and how he's always seen as the coolest guy around, I think Flay could get along with Triple H.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jul 8, 2017 22:09:06 GMT -5
And thinking oh Gordo, I remember one episode where an, er...ample woman tried to entertain guests by belly dancing as they looked on unnhorror and Gordon ended up locking himself in the walk in out of sheer disgust. Now I'm picturing that but instead of belly dancing it's Alberto doing the boob dance. No no.... he puts random people in armbars and refuses to let go even after they've signed their checks!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2017 22:46:21 GMT -5
And thinking oh Gordo, I remember one episode where an, er...ample woman tried to entertain guests by belly dancing as they looked on unnhorror and Gordon ended up locking himself in the walk in out of sheer disgust. Now I'm picturing that but instead of belly dancing it's Alberto doing the boob dance. No no.... he puts random people in armbars and refuses to let go even after they've signed their checks! Is this before or after the drunken tirades that go from "f*** WWE!" to "I love you all!"?
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Post by jagilki on Jul 9, 2017 0:09:45 GMT -5
GUYS.
It won't be Kitchen Nightmares.
It'll be Restaurant Impossible staring Mr. Gail Kim.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Jul 9, 2017 0:12:31 GMT -5
How's the perro?
Any MexAmerica entrees?
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jul 9, 2017 1:03:25 GMT -5
GUYS. It won't be Kitchen Nightmares. It'll be Restaurant Impossible staring Mr. Gail Kim. That does seem fitting especially since most of Robert Irvine's credentials were complete BS.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2017 3:12:38 GMT -5
common complaints are that it is too loud and overpriced. Are we talking about the restaurant or the owner here?
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Post by Gecko on Jul 9, 2017 3:34:34 GMT -5
"The waiters were too pushy, almost aggressive. The descriptions for the food all ended up as profanity filled rants about some company "up north" where the owner used to work, and the prices seemed to increase every time you looked at them. On the plus side, they were big meals that arrived fairly quickly."
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Post by Feyrhausen on Jul 9, 2017 5:42:23 GMT -5
Some joke reviews on Google, bu most complain about the service and what seems to be blatant false advertising of $1 drinks for ladies on a sign outside.
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Post by Ryushinku on Jul 9, 2017 6:05:49 GMT -5
"The Wheel was far less aggressive than indicated on the menu."
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